The Pink Membership Petition.

Pyromaniac · 2015-11-26 20:03:50

Hi everybody.

Today I would like to bring to your attention something serious. The mods have been working on a "gold membership" package, which may sound all nice and good.... On the surface.

I would like to move that the name be changed to the PINK membership. Including the word "gold" is worshipping a materialistic, wealth-based society that I would not like to be a part of. Not everyone has the same level of cash that the mods do, people. Pushing the word "gold" onto someone is a micro aggression!! Imagine an impoverished player being forced to look upon a "gold" membership that they can never buy! Do you want to be the source of some poor childs sadness?

Pink is harmless. It avoids the dangers of giving into materialism. Not to mention that it is reverse sexist, because girls will like it.

Who is with me? Stand together to bring down the money driven dictatorship that is EE. Stand for The Pink Membership.

Different55, Benje00, Yandax, Minimania, imgood9, TaskManager, Slushie, oranj, Gosha, Freckleface, Br0k3n, NegaStrife, Raon, AsurcH, Bimps, Bobithan, Xfrogman43, Firecrackericebreak, Onjit, skullz17, Pingohits, Anch, bizaro, Emma333, sthegreat, flamex, Purge2202, AmdS, W24, Krosis, Prodigy, !nb4, Schlog, cpcrabs, ﷽﷽

Calicara · 2015-11-26 20:05:51

Pyromaniac wrote:

Not to mention that it is reverse sexist, because girls will like it.

Excuse me that makes no sense. Assuming all girls like pink is sexist. If we want to be gender neutral we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:

cpcrabs, some woman, bizaro, Zumza, Koya, Weirdoverse, oranj, KingFudge, SirJosh3917, Krosis, Prodigy, Pingohits, skullz17, Onjit, Pyromaniac, !nb4

Bimps · 2015-11-26 20:06:04

i cannot stand, i r wheelchair. sTOP OPPRESSING ME YOU CIS SCUM

Fradeshan, skullz17, Pingohits, some woman, Weirdoverse, oranj, Freckleface, !nb4

Kira · 2015-11-26 20:09:46

I totally support this and I find it unacceptable to have gold membership.
Gold is the color of jesus
gold + jesus = 9 letters
the square root of 9 is 3
iIIuminati

But wait! you're are going to think i'm this old immature folk, you are wrong.
the problem with gold member is that it starts with 'g', and the letter g is really ugly.
p is the first letter of pe.... penisillium which is really cool!!!

also wait!!!!!!! you're still thinking i'm an immature folk? i'll prove you wrong
sexist is bad
pink is good
jesus has found the answer to all our issues

heil jesus, our bible is the holy lord
we shall find the answer in the depths of this holy book

pink will be our savior
hail pink and despise goooooooooooooold

ooo

!nb4, Calicara, Minimania

Calicara · 2015-11-26 20:12:03

I swear to all that is good all you people do is ignore me. It's because I'm a GIRL isn't it?! PINK IS SEXIST! IT SHOULD BE WHITE11!11!

!nb4, cpcrabs, Prodigy

Kira · 2015-11-26 20:16:45

We aren't ignoring you far from that. I think you should consider that ee is our autochthonous place. We have to prospicience at the future and never look back at our past.
Stop your logorrhea Calicara for once, because failgirl101 is a really suited euonym of you. Even though you pretend to elucubrate, pink membership should be eudaemonic and not the contrary!!

Pyromaniac · 2015-11-26 20:53:22

Calicara wrote:

Excuse me that makes no sense. Assuming all girls like pink is sexist. If we want to be gender neutral we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:

Can you not read because you are a girl? I just said that pink is REVERSE SEXIST because we are looking out for what girls will like! What is so hard to understand?

Although I do like the idea of a white membership. White is the purest color and having a 'white membership' would really probably make the most people happy.

Zoey2070 · 2015-11-26 20:56:07

wow ok no
obviously we must have the teal membership because it is THE MOST HEROIC color

Pyromaniac, Luka504, Minimania, ttskate53, oranj

soulrunner · 2015-11-26 20:57:03

Pyromaniac wrote:

Calicara wrote:
Excuse me that makes no sense. Assuming all girls like pink is sexist. If we want to be gender neutral we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:
Can you not read because you are a girl? I just said that pink is REVERSE SEXIST because we are looking out for what girls will like! What is so hard to understand?
Although I do like the idea of a white membership. White is the purest color and having a 'white membership' would really probably make the most people happy.

Why should it be white? Why can't it be black >:(

Pyromaniac, Pingohits, cpcrabs

AlphaJon · 2015-11-26 21:02:00

Pyromaniac wrote:

REVERSE SEXIST

There's no such thing as reverse sexist, only sexist, or not sexist.

Ontopic: I'm not going to want to spend money on pink stuff as much as any other color, but I agree the gold part makes it a bit... err... how to describe it... stereotypical of premium content?

What about... RAINBOW MEMBERSHIP??

Pyromaniac · 2015-11-26 21:02:35

Satan I am seriously offended that you even suggested TEAL.

Thinking that there is such a thing as "heroism" is ridiculous. Its purely subjective. Its offensive to multiple groups that have been called heroes by some and villains by others. Shame on you.

Honestly, the idea of having this membership at all is ridiculous. We must rise up together and admit that we are all equal in the eyes of some politically correct entity and first learn to love each other before we even think about buying some exclusive membership.

EDIT: Rainbow? And SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA??

EDIT2: And yes there is such a thing as reverse sexist. Its when we make it pink so the girls will be happy.

EDIT3: why does it change zo ey to satan? OFFENSIVE TO SATANISTS.

Zumza · 2015-11-26 21:02:55

Why don't make it invisible? That will please everybody.

Pyromaniac, Null, skullz17, Pingohits, some woman, Minimania, oranj, Br0k3n, SirJosh3917, Krosis, Slabdrill, cpcrabs

soulrunner · 2015-11-26 21:03:32

Jonathan1003 wrote:

Pyromaniac wrote:
REVERSE SEXIST
There's no such thing as reverse sexist, only sexist, or not sexist.
Ontopic: I'm not going to want to spend money on pink stuff as much as any other color, but I agree the gold part makes it a bit... err... how to describe it... stereotypical of premium content?
What about... RAINBOW MEMBERSHIP??

Why rainbow, Dogs can't see colour (I know they can). Why not Grey Membership, Mix of black, white, colour blind people can see it. Best of all worlds.

cpcrabs, Pyromaniac, AlphaJon

Anak · 2015-11-26 21:04:55

Pyromaniac wrote:

EDIT: Rainbow? And SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA??

I, for one, support the gay agenda.

Pingohits, Zoey2070

Pyromaniac · 2015-11-26 21:09:01

But to put it in a membership would be like the mods declaring that they support it as well. And we all know that people in positions of power cannot have opinions or take stances.

Napakeun · 2015-11-26 21:37:31

Well now that you mention it, the "gold" membership maybe does have to be renamed to something else.. maybe.

But why does the name of the membership have to be color word first?? It's obvious every color usually represents something. If it's gold it means it's rich and wealthy, pink - could be sexist, white,black - could be racist, rainbow - represents homosexuality....
What I'm saying is that maybe don't make the first word a color. It could be like "super membership", " mega membership" - these are lame examples but you get a point.

Krosis, cpcrabs

Different55 · 2015-11-26 21:39:25

memberships are inherently ableist and problematic

Zoey2070, Null, Minimania

hummerz5 · 2015-11-26 21:44:16

Personally, I'd support the transparent membership program.
But that's just me.

Napakeun · 2015-11-26 21:47:10

Oh and I just got an idea:
It could be simply called Membership. And players who have it are called members.

That's the name how the game Club Penguin has it, if you ever heard of that.

Creature · 2015-11-26 22:15:03

Or just Full Builder Pack.

Krosis · 2015-11-26 22:20:52

soulrunner wrote:

Jonathan1003 wrote:
Pyromaniac wrote:
REVERSE SEXIST
There's no such thing as reverse sexist, only sexist, or not sexist.
Ontopic: I'm not going to want to spend money on pink stuff as much as any other color, but I agree the gold part makes it a bit... err... how to describe it... stereotypical of premium content?
What about... RAINBOW MEMBERSHIP??
Why rainbow, Dogs can't see colour (I know they can). Why not Grey Membership, Mix of black, white, colour blind people can see it. Best of all worlds.

dogs can see colors, but much less than the human eyes, and from hues

zioxei · 2015-11-26 23:11:53

Maybe Everybody Edits Red like YouTube Red

TaskManager · 2015-11-26 23:12:26

Calicara wrote:

we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:

That is racist.
I vote for gray membership.

zioxei

Different55 · 2015-11-26 23:21:48

maxi123 wrote:

Calicara wrote:
we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:
That is racist.
I vote for gray membership.

GRAYY Is ONE OF MY TRIGGERS YOU ABLESIT SCUMM. I:M LITERALKY DISASSOCIATING RIGHT NOW.

some woman, Kevin

Calicara · 2015-11-26 23:24:30

zioxei wrote:

Maybe Everybody Edits Red like YouTube Red

WTF? You think EE is a place for commie scum? Gtfo.

maxi123 wrote:

Calicara wrote:
we should just make it a 'white memership'. :rolleyes:
That is racist.
I vote for gray membership.

What the?! You're taking my comment out of context with your micro aggressions. Stop being racist against white people.

some woman

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