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iPwner

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¡The EE DICtionary! (revived!)

WOO! THE TOPIC YOU'VE ALL BEEN CRAVING FOR...... I PRESENT...

T h e    E v e r y b o d y    E d i t s

D   i   c    t i o n a r y ( R a t e d  P G - 1 5 )

*Image courtesy of Zoey2070

*CLICKABLE IMAGE BUT HERES THE LINK ANYWAYS: tinyurl.com/eedictionary *

Why did I revive this did you ask? Well there are a few reasons..
a) The topic was posted by norwegianboy originally, so I don't feel like we achieved the full out ballistic assault and berzerk subhumans bouncing on the walls we were hoping for...
b) It was closed early due to being handled in a very unprofessional manner. I will handle this topic maturely, and address all responses... maturely!
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Everything beyond the ---RANDOM BULL--- line is.. WIP! just an assorted mess of random crap we might use in the future, so read at your own risk. :D
We honestly haven't been working on this in a while~ but who knows when we might get unlazy?

This project is "TOTALLY" fictive and any correlations or similarities between "fictive" and real people are complete hallucinations on your part caused by sniffing too many flower seeds.

Use this topic to discuss the sheer bonecrushing awesomeness of the everexpanding dic! You can even add suggestions for categories we should write (as long as they don't suck). :

~As always, don't be offended just because your exact personality, character, and complete way-of-being slides perfectly into one of our designated entries !~

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Pingohits

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Re: ¡The EE DICtionary! (revived!)

wow somehow i influenced the entire forum to type as i do

interesting

more pingo pls

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Norwee

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From: Norway

Joined: 2015-03-16

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Re: ¡The EE DICtionary! (revived!)

With the savage roar of the heathen horde rising all around him, Ipwner delivered an incendiary speech to close his crew's national convention Thursday night, commanding the ultraloyal minions in attendance to help him “destroy Everybody Edits and usher in a new age of darkness that shall reign o’er the earth for a thousand years.”

The thunderous 45-minute address—during which he argued for a second dictionary topic so that he could “finally kill Everyboy Edits once and for all, as well as all those who worship it”—was well received by the frenzied, wild-eyed audience, whose piercing chants of “New topic!!” and “Slaughter the EE users!” echoed throughout the arena as thousands in attendance moaned in compliance and gyrated their hips and groins in a lascivious dance.

Slamming his fists on the lectern until his hands began to bleed, Ipwner proceeded to lay out a “plan of sin and lechery” for his new topic. If succesful, he would begin by starting a revolution. Any good, virtuous, family-values-oriented Everybody Edits users who seek to topple our magnificent topic and crew of eternal darkness will be powerless to stop us! We will crush them!”

As members of the audience violently tugged at their genitals and howled like sex-starved wolves, Ipwner stated that his administration would then seek to burn the forums to the ground, preferably “with their wretched, moderator-loving congregants still huddled inside like rats.”

“A glorious new age of sinister, unconstrained evil is dawning! Oh, dear Satan, I can feel it coursing through my veins at this very moment!” shrieked Ipwner, ripping off his shirt to reveal an ornate tattoo of a pentagram, with a different homosexual act positioned at each of the star’s five points.

Added Ipwner, “Thank you, may Satan reward you all, and may Everybody Edits tremble in fear at the mention of EE crew and their dictionary topic!”

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Null

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From: Canada

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Re: ¡The EE DICtionary! (revived!)

eyy I love that onion article

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[only logs in here when drunk]
EE Pics
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iPwner

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From: CaliforNYAN Land.

Joined: 2015-02-15

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Re: ¡The EE DICtionary! (revived!)

The excitement is REAL! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ

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ssAARASAAAAAAAAA  iAAAAAAAAAAAAA OU yaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YAAAaa YAAaah; yaayaayaa, yayayaya-ya-ya YAAA YAAAYA; YAYAYA YAAHAYAhAAAAAAAAAA 

EPIOOOOOUUUUUUuuuuuu   IUO0O0oooooooooooppi

;3 0>o ~X_x~ <~(^V^)~> (); ;B ;~; *~<:',',',',',{ Q=(*@`)Q

Im A ®a®ity ®