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Schlog

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Joined: 2015-07-21

Posts: 1,957

Rap Battle

So basically, just come up with a clever rap and post it here. Can be anything like funny/serious/whatever, just as long as it abides by the forum rules. Like:

Your raps are crap, I bet you have rap goals, I'll take you and your raps and put them in my fat rolls

GL&HF

Mouseh

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Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 1,642

Re: Rap Battle

i hate raps
unlike mom's scraps

Anak

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Re: Rap Battle

I win

Spen(der)Boy

Banned

From: Diamond World

Joined: 2015-11-08

Posts: 216

Re: Rap Battle

I win

Almost...

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The Spendy Player who have deluxe smileys. Totally not rudik3000. I am something or secretly so you can't guess my name.
I don't have .

Br0k3n

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From: Serbia

Joined: 2015-04-04

Posts: 1,451

Re: Rap Battle

almost? man have a slice of toast cuz you're gonna get tosted and roasted like yo boss

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: Rap Battle

they call me pingohits but i dont give a ****

my lips are sealed and my eyes are pits

those chains on your arms are ripping through your skin like a sex slave being whipped on a concave horse paved road like a

tiny little monk by the name of yoda speaking like your mother when i give her that soda i said

drink mama drink and oh did she drank that soda like a fat cat underneath a bat rack

beat the **** out of cats on a welcome mat

welcome to hell ****, im pingohits, your god and ruler

i give out free candy and torture intruders

i play the keyboard with shades and some swagger

A class don't B that can't you C what i'm doing, D? So E, get up on here and drop those F bombs like you do when you dropped it on those japs little boy

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Evilbunny

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From: The bottom of my heart

Joined: 2015-02-25

Posts: 1,276

Re: Rap Battle

never been one to anger
but I gotta tell you something stranger
your rhymes are slow you need more flow
I've come to teach, last time they learned and wept
this battle so far has been a battle of attrition
putting you down has become almost a mission
so many stolen rhymes, I might call you a klept
I can't stand it, stale raps turn me into a pediatrician...

little patients.

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Evilbunny (in cursive)

STD

Formerly BenWanted

From: Binary by 0 and 1

Joined: 2015-08-19

Posts: 1,113

Re: Rap Battle

When I enter the room, eyes grow wide
I give everyone a sense of pride
But sometimes they cry
Because I'm an ugly guy
But I ask why?
I never get an answer
I always want to ask her
But I don't have the guts
I strive and strive
Sometimes I want to die
But there's still some power left inside
To ask her to be my bride

(Wow I can't believe I actually made that all up lol)

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: Rap Battle

they call me prisoner 404 because from the day i went to jail people went missing

they printed their faces on milk cartons and jugs, filling them up with leftovers from coffee mugs

i'm the one who plans the dishes to be

served for the people that finishes

jobs that contain the intent to kill so i

smash that plate against their foreheads when they speak of

their hitman life that wasn't very nice one guy was an orphan since the age of nine why don't I

talk about him for a while? guess his name now

it was evilbunny, and he sure was evil, but they call him bunny since he collect dead weevils and

sticks them on a pin and puts them on a wall

he sold that wall for money to get a knife so he can

decapitate a man in the midst of fall

summer, autumn

winter, spring

he'll spring your joint like he did with the bed he did your mother on

breaking all the glass and

tearing all the cocaine, smoke and cane

what a gentleman

i heard he

grew himself a mane for dominance

in the hitman business

now evilbunny was the type of guy to go out and do things

not lounge around forgetting to do things

he was a thing and treated like a thing

that's why he used things to kill those things

he set his picture as an evilbunny

how funny!

that baby crying was his little son, Eric, who was dyslexic and cross-eyed

because of that everything came out right; lucky Eric

**** Evilbunny, the head of the Hitman, carried dyson fans to blow away his hitman fans

what a man

he carried a colt in his left pocket he only used it once to blow out a man's eye sockets

he's evil since he killed a prison guard on his way to prison; climbed the fence, jumped the wire, and went missing in the woods for days until they lit it on fire

no escape, they said, but evilbunny came back with a colt in his hand and a coat rack

he strangled the warden and killed his wife

ripped out her veins in the dead of night

dead was it, two people dead but that wasn't the end of evilbunny's revenge

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Evilbunny

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From: The bottom of my heart

Joined: 2015-02-25

Posts: 1,276

Re: Rap Battle

gather round my fellow rhymers
partners in crimers and dash n diners
a tale for the history books is about to be layed on this here table
every now and then I certain kind of man comes around
your knuckles rumble after every pound
they drink wine for breakfast and have no time to get rest
I knew such a lad known as Pingo the Galingo
he ravaged the ladies
and had even the maliest man say "I might break this once, just maybe"
he said what he saw and kept emotions on a psychological see-saw
up and down, never relenting
after his shows we all went home lamenting
he had no mercy
he was a savage, if the word was enough
never to be trusted, nobody could call his bluff
a master of all trades, even old lady bingo
his family was proud, his actions spoke so loud
This here is the story of Pingo the Galingo

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Evilbunny (in cursive)

Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: Rap Battle

continuing the story of evilbunny the Barbarian

he slit his own veins in a tub of blood when it came to him the feds would get him for his street crud

but he never really slit them, did he?

if he did why is he here sitting next to me with a machete to my throat forcing me to write this:

hi, im evilbunny, destroyer of worlds

i drop rhymes like i did with hiroshima, girl

i can snap your neck like a pretzel stick

i blow up villages in africa

bomb them with unicef propaganda

who cares about syria, who cares about ukraine

its all about me, evilbunny

i shoot those bullets like cheerios

dip them in some milk, healthy breakfast yo

shove them down your throat for that vitamin D

the only D you'll be getting is from men in prison, gee

i've been through the rapes and the whips and public urination

i've worked the station and crashed a train and killed fourteen people for the fun of it

why? because i can shut the bimps up im evilbunny go choke on a fork

or i'll do it for you during lunchtime you'll have a fun time tan cos sine

trigonometry more like trigger-nometry

i'll blow your math teacher's head and do a lesson on it

calculate the force of the shock and where the brains land

haha i can do it in physics too

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