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condense into a singularity
YOU'VE CONDENSED INTO A SINGULARITY, NOW WHAT
stab him in the eyes
MRSHOE IS BLIND
-50
stab him 394,568,394,567,390,845,673,094,673,904,094,870,356 times
THAT REALLY HURT
-300
give him the talk (since he is still young) and after that he gets afraid and then gets really sweaty and embarrased
MRSHOE IS EMOTIONLESS
split him into bite-sized pieces with a giant butcher's knife
MRSHOE IS SPLIT, BUT HE SLOWLY PUTS HIMSELF BACK TOGETHER
-30
laught from his ugly face
MRSHOE IS UNAFFECTED
-0
post "nvd kills mrshoe" topic on EEforums as NVD while everyone come to the topic
MRSHOE IS UNAFFECTED
-0
ask mrshoe what he's doing fighting ee
MRSHOE: LOLWUT
-0
Make MRSHOE watch depressing videos for 4 hours
IT LOOKS AS IF MRSHOE JUST CRIED A LITTLE
-5
Take MrShoe to a comedy festival with all of his favourite comedians
MRSHOE IS HAPPY
+10
pay the comedians to make offensive jokes at the expense of mrshoe
MRSHOE IS NOT NOT NOT HAPPY
-30
steal mrshoe's dog
MRSHOE'S DOG WAS ALREADY STOLEN AHAHAHAHAHA
-0
Give him a warm meal and tuck him into bed. hopefully he will be back to full health next morning.
NULL THAT WAS A DOUCHE MOVE
+100
Roll to check for traps.
MRSHOE ROLLED
NOTHING HAPPENED
-0
Ask MrShoe if you can have a ketchup packet.
MRSHOE: NO
-0
make a sig for mrshoe
MRSHOE IS GLAD
+5
detonate 10 kg of TNT next to mrshoe
MRSHOE IS BURNT AND AFLAME
*NEW AFFLICTION IN SHOECYCLOPEDIA!*
BURNT: ALL FIRE DAMAGE WILL DEAL MORE DAMAGE. ALL WATER DAMAGE WILL PUT HIM OUT
-100
Give MrShoe a framed picture of my sig
MRSHOE IS A LITTLE DISTURBED
-15
ctrl+alt+del mrchoe
MRSHOE TURNED INTO TASK MANAGER
HE QUICKLY SWITCHED HIMSELF BACK
-5
Break him
YOU
BROKE
MRSHOE
-30
making him to connect to a world with noobs, hackers, trolls, lols and the best **** annoying him like 10000years
MRSHOE BANS THEM ALL
AAHAHAHHAHAHA
-0
steal his shoe!!1!
MRSHOE IS NOW A MR
BUT HE WENT TO THE SHOE STORE AND GOT HIMSELF NEW SHOES
AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
-0
make him do a 1x1 hookjump
MRSHOE COMPLETES IT IN A FEW ATTEMPTS
-0
Punch him in the face 8,590,342,657,896,312,334,564,997,001,675,435,894,356,892,190,672,126,178,854,940,326 times, while each punch is travelling at the speed of 123,874,337,657,810 kilometers an hour.
That has to hurt a lot...
YOU PRETTY MUCH CRIPPLED MRSHOE
-500
Give him your whole heart, leave him for his brother, accuse his brother of [snip], give birth to Mr. Shoe's daughter, leave for work in Hong Kong. When you come back you find your daughter dead, cry, find out that the way she was killed was by a landslide. The company who had the place bombed (to expand a mine) was Mr. Shoe's. Leave again for your work. Get rich, after 20 years, come back for your revenge, tell him you had a daughter with him, leave without telling him about your plan, get revenge on him, find out that your daughter hasn't died, cry again, tell Mr. Shoe. Initiate your revenge sequence and overwhelm him with emotional and physical pain. Find your daughter, love her to bits, but she has cancer, she dies, you tell Mr. Shoe, you accidentally fall in love again. You take a gun, shoot him. Simple.
THAT WAS REALLY BAD
BUT YOU SHOT HIM ANYWAY
-50
High five'd him too hard ripping off his arm
MRSHOE HAS LOST AN ARM
-30
slap mrshoe with his arm that I found lying on the ground
MRSHOE IS SADDENED BECAUSE YOU'RE TEASING HIM WITH HIS OWN ARM
-40
Take his heart.
PHYSICALLY OR EMOTIONALLY?
IM GOING TO DO BOTH THEN
YOU STOLE MRSHOE'S HEART AND BURNED HIS FAVORITE PLUSH TOY
-100
open his stomach and put a bomb inside to blew up in 30 seconds
30 SECONDS PASSED
BOOM
MRSHOE IS FLYING EVERYWHERE
-100
Give him the ol' razzle dazzle
MRSHOE STARES AT YOU
-5
Tell mrshoe all about the things that he hates very very much and go on with it till he listen more than 49763686432764378346897637834697369786437389624783346876786419846 hours.
MRSHOE IS A BIT PEEVED
-15
teleport him to a black hole
MRSHOE TELEPORTS BACK, BUT HE LOST HIS OTHER ARM IN THE PROCESS
MRSHOE IS NOW *ARMLESS*
*NEW AFFLICTION IN SHOECYCLOPEDIA!*
ARMLESS: MRSHOE CANNOT CATCH THINGS. THROWN OBJECTS WILL DEAL MORE DAMAGE
-40
teleport him back to safe
MRSHOE IS ALREADY SAFE
-0
kill daneeko and teleport him back to the black hole
UH SURE
-30
revive myself and teleport mrshoe to another black hole to delete his remainings
YOU CANNOT DELETE MRSHOE
MRSHOE TELEPORTS BACK TO HIS APARTMENT ROOM
-0
throw pingohits on his mouth
MRSHOE HAS BEEN ENLIGHTENED BY PINGOHITS
*NEW AFFLICTION IN SHOECYLCOPEDIA!*
ENLIGHTENED: MRSHOE CAN NOW SAFELY DODGE, BLOCK, AND COUNTER
THANKS A LOT ARKONA
FIRE DAMAGE: 75
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TOTAL DAMAGE: 1,435
MRSHOE'S POWER LEVEL: 1
MRSHOE: 6,872/10,000
-AFLAME-
-ARMLESS-
-BLIND-
-BURNT-
-ECSTATIC-
-ENLIGHTENED-
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Throw forty million steel balls at MrShoe's manly area.
Have fun with this one since I never mention or hint to where exactly his "manly area" is.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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force mrshoe to beat 1-tall hookjumps without arrows or dots, which goes up to the border of great world (400x200)
That was the most stupidest thing I have seen -prodigy5996
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Smell his dog, but actually don't >:3
thanks koya
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multiply mrshoe's power level by -1, making it negative
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Give him a health ball.
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A DEATH WISH
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Use her nose as an eraser and dislocate Mrs. Hoe's toe
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forcefully jam his pinky toe into the leg of his bedframe
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Use nail clippers on his teeth.
Evilbunny (in cursive)
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Hypnotize him with boredom.
discord: sciallasemper
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Give him robotic arms
thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar
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throw his shoe at him and make him eat it
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After my failed attempt with
steal his shoe!!1!
, I shall try somethig completely different...
steal her hoe!!1!
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