Deh Story

SirJosh3917 · 2015-09-17 03:22:43

As you trudge through the sands of the Sahara desert, the sun beats a heat that was impossible to imagine back in Antarctica. Your backpack that you carry on your back is gradually dragging you down, even though the water and snacks slowly disintegrate, to the point of you sitting down. You see a tumble bush tumble by, as you become glad of the small breath of air being blew over you. With only a mile to go, you can finally make it to the plane within a day. However, the plan didn't work out as you expected...

type a thing to happen and i'll twist it and put it in

SPT · 2015-09-17 03:27:16

try to dig a hole to china by smashing your head against the sand lots of times

SirJosh3917 · 2015-09-17 03:47:23

Duck wrote:

try to dig a hole to china by smashing your head against the sand lots of times

As you attempt to throw your head down at the sand, you encounter a tarantula hidden within the sand, and instantly run towards your goal, and you keep attempting and repeating the process until you finally realize that your head will be broken by the time you finish, so as you continue walking, you put bandages on your forehead, with enough energy to continue surprisingly. With only half of a mile to go, you feel energetic, and "immune" to the heat. You forgot to put an extra bandage against your head, so you put one more, and you suddenly found a shovel in your backpack

some woman · 2015-09-25 02:42:21

spin shovel as fast as you can to create a propellor that will fly you all the way to the plane and result in you comically smashing into it

Pingohits · 2015-09-25 02:46:37

egg

octodecillion

Onjit · 2015-09-25 02:49:52

declare that you will now refer to sand as feeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooop

SirJosh3917 · 2015-09-25 04:22:15

some man wrote:

spin shovel as fast as you can to create a propellor that will fly you all the way to the plane and result in you comically smashing into it

As you smash through the plane, you forgot your wallet to pay for the damage so you keep on going. In all, missing your flight.

Pingohits wrote:

egg

As you

Pingohits wrote:

egg

your way to the

Pingohits wrote:

egg

, you realize you need some

Pingohits wrote:

egg

. So you go out and get some sand to trade to the store clerk and go.

Onjit wrote:

declare that you will now refer to sand as feeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooop

You ask the store lady if she will trade feeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooop for eggs. She asks what feop is and you say "no, feeeeeeeeeeeeoooooooooooooooop". Then you show her what it is and she gladly trades. As you get an egg, you decide it'd be best to trade that egg for the damages caused to the plane. So you go over to the plane, throw the egg at their eggs and say "I'm free of owing you money!"
EDIT:

ninjasupeatsninja wrote:

throw the egg at their eggs

meant to be
throw the egg at their heads.
I'll leave it.

!nb4 · 2015-09-25 04:38:04

you die. THE END

SPT · 2015-09-25 04:40:56

no thats not how it works

Onjit · 2015-09-25 11:13:35

declare that you will now refer to eggs as "ringlydinglies"

some woman · 2015-09-25 12:52:49

briefly question plot and/or lack of it

SirJosh3917 · 2015-09-25 21:53:49

AYB wrote:

you die. THE END

exactly. you die. *claps for ayb*

Duck wrote:

no thats not how it works

As you attempt to "no thats not how it works", you don't know what to do.

Onjit wrote:

declare that you will now refer to eggs as "ringlydinglies"

You tell yourself that you will never see a ringlydinglie again

some man wrote:

briefly question plot and/or lack of it

Thw narrator doesn't want to talk to you.

After all of this, you fly to where you were going - the USA... in china. the facility is great you hear.

Onjit · 2015-09-28 13:43:31

declare that you will now refer to the plane as "the almighty metal bird"

Nebula · 2015-09-28 14:12:11

Play EE again

Raven · 2015-09-30 14:29:46

Play stuff

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