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some woman

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From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

Oringinally seen here (some combinations are nsfw), The Walmart Game is a game where you have a shopping list of three items, which, when put together, would completely freak out (and possibly offend) the cashier. The next poster then rates the previous poster's attempt from 1 to 10, and posts their own list. For example:

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A lamp, a chair and a roll of duct tape.

4/10 not very clear what you're trying to accomplish
A crowbar, a Nerf gun and a copy of Metal Gear Solid

9/10 lol!!!
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Inappropriate items aren't allowed, but you can still make the situation look inappropriate when all the items are put together. You can also use normal items that look like they're for a gory purpose when put together.

A hatchet, some duct tape and a book on dealing with Autism.

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Xfrogman43

Member

From: need to find a new home

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 4,174

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

5/10, im bad at rating

Lotion, Tissues, Bed Sheets

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thanks zoey aaaaaaaaaaaand thanks latif for the avatar

Luka504

Member

From: Serbia,probs never heard of it

Joined: 2015-02-19

Posts: 2,934

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10

The cake is supposed to be a  lie

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How long will it take me to get banned again?
Place your bets right here.

The Party Animal

Formerly TPA2

Joined: 2015-07-10

Posts: 484

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10 idk what the heck you got from walmart

TV,Popcorn,Soda

Pikmindude

Member

Joined: 2015-08-11

Posts: 97

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10 you didn't even get a DVD player for movies

catnip, cage, easybake oven

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

6/10 creative but not creative enough

watermelon, rap music CD, rope

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Slingshot

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From: morF

Joined: 2015-02-22

Posts: 103

Website

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

7/10

Fish Fingers, Custard, and a Fez.
Also, A woot to anyone who gets the reference.

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This is only a test.

Freckleface

Member

Joined: 2015-04-02

Posts: 1,364

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

Lotion, Tissues, A mirror ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

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some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

Lotion, Tissues, A mirror ( ͡͡ ° ͜ ʖ ͡ °)

you did not rate the above poster's attempt
next person ignores this post and freckleface's post

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

cooldude76

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From: the pizza hut is gone

Joined: 2015-03-31

Posts: 650

Website

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10 I wouldn't care.

A knife, a chair, and a long rope.

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hello there! please ignore my old signature, it didn't exist

Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

2/10 be more creative

white minivan, chains, shotgun

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Pikmindude

Member

Joined: 2015-08-11

Posts: 97

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

8/10 You're a child predator who likes to mix things up. I like it.

baseball bat, lube, laxatives

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Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

6/10 not bad, however don't understand the relations

white hood, lighter, martin luther king jr. biography

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daneeko

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From: EE Universe

Joined: 2015-02-20

Posts: 2,245

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10 ****?

a box of eggs, a hammer, and duct tape

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Schlog

Member

Joined: 2015-07-21

Posts: 1,957

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

5/10 don't understand

Toilet paper, Nutella, and a butter knife

Raven

Formerly Diana2003

Joined: 2015-07-04

Posts: 1,342

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

10/10

Super Smash Bros for 3DS, Pokèmon Alpha Sapphire and Mario Amiibo.

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discord: sciallasemper

cooldude76

Member

From: the pizza hut is gone

Joined: 2015-03-31

Posts: 650

Website

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/-1249817498324639246893216429641872647863258754281627451724813518
****

A house, mario, a castle, a princess, 10000000000000000000000000 pipes, water, lava, air, blocks

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The Party Animal

Formerly TPA2

Joined: 2015-07-10

Posts: 484

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

6/10 my life

my ex gf,a hidden cell underground,a rope,tape,chair,and a razor blade

Anak

Guest

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

3/10

A disco ball, a mix of punch, rat poison

Pingohits

Banned

From: aids lizard

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 7,591

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

4/10

despicable me minion toy, lubricant, soft jazz CD

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Weirdoverse

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From: A Really Really Really

Joined: 2015-02-20

Posts: 1,044

Website

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

1/5
They wa're br0k3n

tomato

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Pikmindude

Member

Joined: 2015-08-11

Posts: 97

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/69 instructions unclear, got **** stuck in garbage disposal.

Icecream, condom, spoon

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Raven

Formerly Diana2003

Joined: 2015-07-04

Posts: 1,342

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

0/10

A Br0k3n peugeot, EE Beta and a Wii U.

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discord: sciallasemper

Awesomenessgood

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Joined: 2015-08-06

Posts: 1,666

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

6/10 daily life of a fedora wearing neckbeard

A Windows laptop, a MacBook and a Linux.

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lunchbox

Anch

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Joined: 2015-02-16

Posts: 5,447

Re: The Walmart Game (borderline nsfw)

2/10
Potatos, nails, and a potato gun.