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Br0k3n

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What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

yep ^^
edit: 4000th topic in offtopic yey

i stapled my finger once.

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Terrasher

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

I pulled on a dog's fur and then it chased me.

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Anch

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Join this forum.

The Party Animal

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

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Nou

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Ate a piece of raw chicken that had been lying in the sun for 3 hours and was then thrown onto a cold bbq. Worst 2 weeks of my life.

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Different55

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

I don't know if it's the dumbest thing I've ever done but a while back when I was recovering from jaw surgery I could barely open my mouth at all and my instructions were "don't chew anything". Of course, my mind on painkillers decided the best response to this would be to swallow everything whole without any chewing. I managed to choke down several burritos, tortilla chips, a few cookies, some smoked meat, and these things.

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Pingohits

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

once i rubbed mint leaf body wash on my balls

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skullz17

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

once i rubbed mint leaf body wash on my balls

sounds great to me

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Pingohits

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

once i rubbed mint leaf body wash on my balls

sounds great to me

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, FOOLISH QUADRAPED. IMAGINE SATAN'S DIABOLIC PHALANGES RUB ALL OVER YOUR DIDDLY-DANGLY, NEVER CEASING TO STOP, NEVER LISTENING TO YOUR PLEAS OF DESPAIR. HIS BLASPHEMOUS LAUGHTER BOOMS IN YOUR SHOWER, POURING MINT LEAF FORMULA ONTO HIS RED, FIERY HANDS, PREPARING FOR MORE INTIMATE TOUCHING IN THE SWIMSUIT AREAS. YOU CLAW AT THE BATHROOM TILES, BUT THEY ARE NO USE AGAINST THE MEPHISTOPHILIAN BRAWN FROM THE DARK LORD OF HELL. HE POURS MORE HEAD & SHOULDERS MINTY BODY WASH ON YOUR MARIANA TRENCH, BURNING OFF THE SKIN LIKE A TREE SUFFERING FROM BROWN ROOT DISEASE. YOU LEAVE ONE FINAL SCREAM, ONE FINAL EMISSION OF AGONY, UNTIL THE STIMULATION OF THE NEFARIOUS SOLUTION EMPOWERS YOU, LEAVING YOUR ONCE DIRTY BODY ON THE WET IKEA BATHROOM MAT.

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skullz17

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, FOOLISH QUADRAPED. IMAGINE SATAN'S DIABOLIC PHALANGES RUB ALL OVER YOUR DIDDLY-DANGLY, NEVER CEASING TO STOP, NEVER LISTENING TO YOUR PLEAS OF DESPAIR. HIS BLASPHEMOUS LAUGHTER BOOMS IN YOUR SHOWER, POURING MINT LEAF FORMULA ONTO HIS RED, FIERY HANDS, PREPARING FOR MORE INTIMATE TOUCHING IN THE SWIMSUIT AREAS. YOU CLAW AT THE BATHROOM TILES, BUT THEY ARE NO USE AGAINST THE MEPHISTOPHILIAN BRAWN FROM THE DARK LORD OF HELL. HE POURS MORE HEAD & SHOULDERS MINTY BODY WASH ON YOUR MARIANA TRENCH, BURNING OFF THE SKIN LIKE A TREE SUFFERING FROM BROWN ROOT DISEASE. YOU LEAVE ONE FINAL SCREAM, ONE FINAL EMISSION OF AGONY, UNTIL THE STIMULATION OF THE NEFARIOUS SOLUTION EMPOWERS YOU, LEAVING YOUR ONCE DIRTY BODY ON THE WET IKEA BATHROOM MAT.

But the h&s minty shampoo feels good on my head, I just thought maybe the body wash would feel good on the balls too.

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Insanity

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Rode a bicycle while I was drunk and bled all over the pavement.

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Onjit

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

I didn't keep in touch with anyone from high school

Lost quite a few good friends...

#sorryformakinitreal

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Creature

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

I made many dumb things online and off-line, I got some examples, but they're far away from being the dumbest thing I have done:

• Getting addicted in RPG, Hotel and Surrealism in 2012.

• Finding Newgrounds, Click Jogos, Kongregate and more stupid flash games websites (when I was a bored 10 years old guy).

• Praising MrShoe.

• Using half of my worlds to work in DrStereos' imaginary games.

• Getting in an argument with JaWapa (I should've known JaWapa is Always correct and everybody else doesn't know what they're talking).

• Wasting 20 gems in coin doors.

• Trying to fight FDOOU.

• Doing much more dumb things.

• Writing this post.

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

finding everybody edits

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

trying to make 20feedy stop trolling

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0176

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Rode a bicycle while I was drunk and bled all over the pavement.

Man, are you ever not drunk or high?

eeisold

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

playing EE? yeah.
otherwise, I don't get on the painkillers or the alcohol to do stupid things. I'm sure there's something out there, I just blacked it out.

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The Party Animal

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

once i rubbed mint leaf body wash on my balls

sounds great to me

YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE, FOOLISH QUADRAPED. IMAGINE SATAN'S DIABOLIC PHALANGES RUB ALL OVER YOUR DIDDLY-DANGLY, NEVER CEASING TO STOP, NEVER LISTENING TO YOUR PLEAS OF DESPAIR. HIS BLASPHEMOUS LAUGHTER BOOMS IN YOUR SHOWER, POURING MINT LEAF FORMULA ONTO HIS RED, FIERY HANDS, PREPARING FOR MORE INTIMATE TOUCHING IN THE SWIMSUIT AREAS. YOU CLAW AT THE BATHROOM TILES, BUT THEY ARE NO USE AGAINST THE MEPHISTOPHILIAN BRAWN FROM THE DARK LORD OF HELL. HE POURS MORE HEAD & SHOULDERS MINTY BODY WASH ON YOUR MARIANA TRENCH, BURNING OFF THE SKIN LIKE A TREE SUFFERING FROM BROWN ROOT DISEASE. YOU LEAVE ONE FINAL SCREAM, ONE FINAL EMISSION OF AGONY, UNTIL THE STIMULATION OF THE NEFARIOUS SOLUTION EMPOWERS YOU, LEAVING YOUR ONCE DIRTY BODY ON THE WET IKEA BATHROOM MAT.

HAHAHA LOL I CANT STOP LAUGHING THIS MADE MY DAY BUT THE WORST THING I DID IS I WAS TRYING TO SHOWOFF ON MY BIKE SO I SAID I COULD DUCK UNDER A MAILBOX I GOT DISTRACTED ANDhit my head on the mailbox and broke a tooth

Xfrogman43

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Trying to win a gem hunt when Zeldaxd is playing.

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

existed.
EDIT: 5 words now! haha!

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Xfrogman43

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

existed.
EDIT: 5 words now! haha!

That's pretty dark... Also, I don't see why you are trying to fight the mods... you could have simply put: "The dumbest thing I have ever done was exist"

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

existed.
EDIT: 5 words now! haha!

But... that's six words....

ANYWAY: The 2 dumbest thing I have done was somehow crush my thumbnail into oblivion between two rocks while swimming (the nail fell off)
and melt some skin off my arm with a sparkler ;-;

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Anch

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Once I almost set my butt on fire. I was watching mini-fireworks while crouching and was walking backwards and there happened to be a short torch on the floor.

Luckily there was a pool nearby. (I didn't know if it was clean though!)

Krosis

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

existed.
EDIT: 5 words now! haha!

But... that's six words....

ANYWAY: The 2 dumbest thing I have done was somehow crush my thumbnail into oblivion between two rocks while swimming (the nail fell off)
and melt some skin off my arm with a sparkler ;-;

the number 5 is not a world, only if it's writen ''five''

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0176

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Re: What's the dumbest thing you have ever done?

Ooh about the thread.. When I was 8 or 9 years old. I spent 4 hours ago playing around and having fun in a local pool... In a mid-summer 40º C blazing hot sun. And I forgot to wear any sunscreen. It didn't help that my skin is pale white.

After I left the place I could feel my legs and arms already burning and realized the sh* I did. Second degree burns, or first and a half, I dunno. The worst part was, for 3 or 4 weeks, having to walk around town all burnt up and wearing shorts, tank tops and a goddamn umbrella (especially if it wasn't raining) so I could go to the hospital without worrying about anything. I will never forget that I was in a bus once and a sick old man with a crutch asked me if I could take his preferred seat.

And that's why beaches > pools.