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BuzzerBee

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Share your bad puns

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

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Master1

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Re: Share your bad puns

So the other day I had this music event to go to. All of a sudden, while driving down the road, I turn my head to the left and C Sharp nails on the road. Panicking, I attempt to swerve out of the way. It was no use. I ran over them and got A flat tire. I tried to pull off to the side of the road, but before I could get over, the car behind me rushed forward and slammed into the back of me. It was accidental of course, but I knew I caused it, and would be in major trebel.

The cops eventually came, and the put me under arest. They explained that they could do it, because I was no longer a minor. The cop seemed to have alto much fun arresting me.

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Pingohits

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Re: Share your bad puns

oh my god we have this entire thing with anch159

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Master1

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Re: Share your bad puns

So I heard this really cheesy joke the other day that I thought I'd share with you guys. You all cheddar like it.

- hhahahahahahahah that was pretty gouda huh?
- it colby a bit better I guess.
- just remember guys; it's nacho joke, so don't steal it.
- I'm the muenster1 of cheese puns.
- You guys should make cheese puns too so I don't feel so provalone.
- I bet these are making you feel pretty bleu.
- So the other day I met a guy named Rick. Ricotta read through these as well.
- Okay I'm done - In queso pun overload, pls click the little red X in the top right corner of your screen.

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Creature

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Re: Share your bad puns

I saw a buzzer bee today.

that isn't a pun.

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Anch

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Re: Share your bad puns

oh my god we have this entire thing with anch159

Don't forget the anchovys!!!

Zoey2070

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Re: Share your bad puns

Courtesy of my software class.

Q.What do you call a singing computer?

A. a dell. get it, because adele? |

Q. Why did the java programmer need glasses?

A. Because they couldn't C#. |

hahaha

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Abelysk

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Re: Share your bad puns

There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.  Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Anch

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Re: Share your bad puns

no pun in ten did.

i cri evry tim ;-;

Xfrogman43

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Re: Share your bad puns

*insert all dad jokes here*
A doctor named his dog cuspids, so whenever he would leave, he would say "Bye cuspids!"

▼If you don't get the joke

Bye cuspids -> Byecuspids -> Bicuspids; Bicuspids: a tooth with two cusps, especially a human premolar tooth. cusps:

Creature, please stop false quoting.

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Nou

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Re: Share your bad puns

I was gonna post that these are horrible, but the title already says bad puns. What was I expecting :/

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Pingohits

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Re: Share your bad puns

Don't forget the anchovys!!!

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Stubby

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So in my treeometry class, our final project was to measure the height, volume, and value of a tree, and make a slideshow to present to class. We had to do some treesearch, and gather some statisticks about our tree. This one kid wouldn't leaf me alone, so I told him I wood chop him with an axe, and throw him in the trunk. Other classmates saw what was going on, and started rooting for me. The treecher got the other kid in trouble for treeson. We were releafed. After we gave the presentation, I headed for chemistree. Since we have completed all of our work there, we watched Forest Gump.

I'm sorry.

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Anch

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Re: Share your bad puns

So in my treeometry class, our final project was to measure the height, volume, and value of a tree, and make a slideshow to present to class. We had to do some treesearch, and gather some statisticks about our tree. This one kid wouldn't leaf me alone, so I told him I wood chop him with an axe, and throw him in the trunk. Other classmates saw what was going on, and started rooting for me. The treecher got the other kid in trouble for treeson. We were releafed. After we gave the presentation, I headed for chemistree. Since we have completed all of our work there, we watched Forest Gump.

I'm sorry.

Because kids get in trouble for treason when they don't 'leaf' you alone.

Awesome7

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Re: Share your bad puns

I know its cheesy but I feel grate.

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oranj

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Re: Share your bad puns

Brogurt, cornography, Oranjinal, protato, octoopus
I could go on but ya know, time

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Moukdaboss

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Re: Share your bad puns

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
lol

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Evilbunny

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I just saw this cool belt that you could store cash in. I was going to buy it, but then I realized that it was a waist of money.

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Era

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Re: Share your bad puns

Thos puns are so last era

iPwner

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Re: Share your bad puns

What did the monkeys say to the other monkeys at the beach?

Don't get too orangu-TAN!!!!!

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The Living SticK

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I like to stick with a spy.

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Br0k3n

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"This thing is br0k3n" -everyone 2015

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Creature

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Re: Share your bad puns

You're starting to become different55.

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ZeldaXD

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