Misinterpret A Statement as Horribly As You Possibly Can

oranj · 2015-06-01 03:27:48

Title says it all, but I'll give an example just-in-case.
Example:

Person 1: My fish died...
Person 2: I didn't know that fish liked to dye clothes.. Do fish even wear clothes?

Also after you do your response make up your own statement to be responded to in the same comment.
My turn:
French fries taste really good.

N1KF · 2015-06-01 03:46:57

I know, right? France fries their food better than any other country!

My neighbour went to the mall to get a new television.

some woman · 2015-06-01 15:05:02

Wow, I didn't even know they sent that sort of stuff in the mail!
I need to go out and water my flowers.

Anak · 2015-06-01 17:38:04

Do we need to do anything, man? Human life is fleeting and nothing we do on Earth will leave a big enough footprint for the Universe to see. You could stop eating, stop drinking, stop breathing any day. You don't need to do it. You could die. The Universe would never know. We're all just an insignificant gathering of atoms, stowed away in the gathering of the stars. Even the stars are tiny in relation to the galaxies. Remove one star and you won't see any difference. When we all die, we're just small clumps of matter making our way around the Universe, and when we enter the Universe's eye, it won't even blink.

I gotta pee.

Pingohits · 2015-06-01 20:22:34

QRSTUVWXYZ

i want to kill adolf hitler

some woman · 2015-06-01 21:17:41

I never knew you had such a big crush on the guy who started the Holocaust.
My hair is a bird; your argument is invalid.

N1KF · 2015-06-01 21:25:34

But I thought hares were mammals?

I am making combustible lemons to blow up your house.

Pingohits · 2015-06-01 22:22:55

that's kind of a sour thing to do

my milkshake is enlarged to show detail

Kangxp · 2015-06-02 12:24:38

What is your milkshake engulfed in? Did you drink the whole thing including the container?
My friend is addicted to computer games and plays every day.

some woman · 2015-06-09 00:54:09

He should get some sleep.
I have a laptop.

Terrasher · 2015-06-09 01:09:14

I'm pretty sure tops are supposed to cover your chest.

Send me the check.

some woman · 2015-06-09 01:27:09

☑
Portal 2 is a good game and is very good.

TPA · 2015-06-09 02:11:47

Playing with 2 Portals Is not a game you could die if you jump in 1

Dont Mess around with Me

Pingohits · 2015-06-09 03:02:23

i'm sorry i'm straight

you're a nut
you're crazy in the coconut

Moukdaboss · 2015-06-09 03:05:49

Wow peanuts are great and so is coconut milk

Wow I had chicken nuggets

BuzzerBee · 2015-06-09 03:35:31

What part of a chicken is the nugget?

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Yesterday my friend threw a rock at my head.

some woman · 2015-06-09 11:28:07

Why would he draw anything on your head?
Hi.

Pingohits · 2015-06-09 15:24:37

don't do drugs

;) ;) ;) ;)

TheSource85 · 2015-06-09 15:30:27

I didn't realise that there was a difference in male/female drugs.. Also.. How on earth does one 'do' drugs

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Never sit on a pee

daneeko · 2015-06-09 16:58:15

excuse me, what did you say?

I MAK GEOMETREE DASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS LEVEL: POLARBEAR

Br0k3n · 2015-06-09 17:06:45

you make geometry "dash around" in the level of polar bears?! wow that level is too far

is cool

some woman · 2015-06-09 17:10:24

You mean sunglasses *ARE* cool.
You can see this text if you're using Radon or Snow.

Pingohits · 2015-06-09 17:18:37

some man wrote:

You mean sunglasses *ARE* cool.
You can see this text if you're using Radon or Snow.

some woman · 2015-06-09 17:21:03

You cried. Boo hoo.

some man wrote:

You can see this text if you're using Radon or Snow.

Br0k3n · 2015-06-09 17:23:01

some man wrote:

You can see this text if you're using Radon or Snow.

i can see "this text" wow
and no i didnt use snow its spring duh
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i like ice-cream

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