Battle of Monster: Electric Boogaloo

Onjit · 2015-05-03 02:24:13

how do you throw a cave? a cave is the empty space in rock

you're basically throwing nothing

some woman

cooldude76 · 2015-05-03 11:47:24

No i'm throwing a gigantic piece of rock with an opening.
Logic, bruh.
(By gigantic, I mean MEGA GIGANTIC HUGE!)

some woman · 2015-05-03 14:49:51

cooldude76 wrote:

No i'm throwing a gigantic piece of rock with an opening.
Logic, bruh.
(By gigantic, I mean MEGA GIGANTIC HUGE!)

So huge that it's too heavy for you to logically be able to hold in your hand without it crushing you?

cooldude76 · 2015-05-03 15:23:15

i am actually really strong (thats why im cool)

daneeko · 2015-05-03 18:03:48

ehh ok

i wear red ninja and then this magic happens: i teleport really quick randomly (like in my avatar <<<<<) and at the end i teleport behind the wizard and kick him and teleport away from him

some woman · 2015-05-05 19:05:00

updates will return shortly, just want to announce i found a cool flash game kind of like battle of monster

some woman · 2017-10-22 01:20:47

Creature wrote:

OK, then I'm throwing acid at wizard.

kjo
You throw a bucket of acid at the wizard! The bucket hits him for 10, no, 20 damage due to your 10 STRENGTH points! He is also inflicted with WORSE POISON, causing him to take 20 damage once his turn comes!
Wizard [390/500 WELLNESS]

Freckleface wrote:

I join and smash a huge glass jar full of dry ice on his head

kjp
You break a jar of dry ice onto his head! The sharp glass deals 15 damage, and the dry ice chills him for 30 damage, for a total of 45 damage!
Wizard [345/500 WELLNESS]

Onjit wrote:

throw a frisbee at the wizard.
flawless plan.

kjq
You throw the frisbee at him, but he catches it! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? With this sorta-kinda shield, he will be able to block A LOT MORE projectiles now!

andsrt500 wrote:

i release text

kjr
Everyone laughs at your plan to release yet another object. But little do they know, the years have gone by and the REPETITION METER is at its minimum now. This is a fine time to start releasing!
kjs
Unfortunately, your text bounces right off the wizard's frisbee! Either the frisbee is very strong, or the text is very flimsy!

Michele wrote:

I slap the wizard.

kjt
Simple enough, you reach behind the wizard's frisbee and slap him in he face! Looks like he didn't see this coming, because you dealt a full 8 damage to him!
Wizard [337/500 WELLNESS]

drstereos wrote:

i put on my smiley and use black magic against wizard

kju
With your purple hood equipped, you begin reading out of your DARK EVIL BOOK containing many things dangerous to man's very tongue, such as words that rhyme with "lightbulb". Bursts of dark magic come from the seam of the book and assault the wizard for a fine 50 damage, and your STRENGTH points tack on an extra 2 damage!
Wizard [285/500 WELLNESS]

cooldude76 wrote:

i join and throw 100,000,000,000 knifes at the wizard and also throw an entire cave at the wizard.

kjv
You toss your ten knives toward the wizard, each 10,000,000,000 times more efficient than a normal knife (in your heart, at least)! With each knife dealing 5 damage, five are blocked by the frisbee, one lands into his hat, and four stick directly into him! He takes 21 damage, the extra 1 damage being because he's sad that his epic hat is ruined.
Wizard [264/500 WELLNESS]
kjw
You then wander off and struggle to pick up a nearby cave, but alas, your STRENGTH is NOWHERE NEAR HIGH ENOUGH to lift it. Even the coolest of dudes must let some caves remain untoppled.

Spooky wrote:

i wear red ninja and then this magic happens: i teleport really quick randomly and at the end i teleport behind the wizard and kick him and teleport away from him

kjx
You haven't mastered the art of teleportation yet, but you can still move around really fast! You make a few quick steps to confuse him, then run behind him and kick him hard in the back 10 times, 2 damage each, for a total of 20 damage. Then you summon all 5 of your STRENGTH points and give him a final hard kick for 2 more damage, with 5 added because of your STRENGTH. 27 damage total!
Wizard [237/500 WELLNESS]

Wizard's turn! The wizard takes 20 damage from his WORSE POISON.
Wizard [217/500 WELLNESS]
kjy
But he skips out on brewing his antidote potion so he can cast WHIRLWIND! Everyone in the team has been blown away, and they must make another post here if they still wish to play. Other people are still allowed to join.

hummerz5

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#51 2015-05-03 02:24:13

Re: Battle of Monster: Electric Boogaloo

#52 2015-05-03 11:47:24, last edited by cooldude76 (2015-05-03 11:51:55)

Re: Battle of Monster: Electric Boogaloo

#53 2015-05-03 14:49:51

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#54 2015-05-03 15:23:15

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#55 2015-05-03 18:03:48

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#56 2015-05-05 19:05:00

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#57 2017-10-22 01:20:47, last edited by some woman (2018-07-07 00:54:07)

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