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#1 2015-03-01 21:34:52, last edited by Zoey2070 (2015-03-01 21:36:19)
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Taking applications for new waifu
Yo guys and girls I recently ended my thing with Zoey so I'm taking applications for a new waifu. She was just too busy modding the forum to give me the attention I need, also she's a massive [bleep] and I'm tired of her. Anyone can apply but you have to be top quality otherwise I won't be interested - only the best for me. Honestly, I'll probably take anyone that's hotter than Zoey, so I guess that literally is just anyone. No really, please, I'm so alone.
Please include your age and hotness in marks out of 10.
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#2 2015-03-01 21:36:09, last edited by Zoey2070 (2015-03-01 21:41:06)
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
edit: unlocked due to popular request
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#3 2015-03-01 21:41:06, last edited by Different55 (2015-03-01 21:41:27)
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Twipply I will be your waifu.
I'm like
100/10
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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#4 2015-03-01 21:42:56, last edited by Twipply (2015-03-01 21:54:46)
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Twipply I will be your waifu.
I'm like
100/10
Well I wasn't originally going to accept dudes but your score out of ten is so high I'm not even sure how the math works out, so you must be pretty good. You're #1 on the list so far gj applications close in a week the winner(s) will be notified shortly afterwards.
Edit:
I've decided to include a picture of my ideal woman so that you guys have more of an idea, don't be afraid to apply anyway even if you don't look like the illustration.
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#5 2015-03-01 23:06:10
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Age legal hotness maybe 2/10 pick pls thx
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#6 2015-03-02 00:33:18
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
There's always Addi when you need him!
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#7 2015-03-02 00:46:18
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
There's always Addi when you need him!
i'll wrap ya throat with ya own tongue
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#8 2015-03-02 01:51:36
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is this the ee forums
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#9 2015-03-02 03:28:40, last edited by Koya (2015-03-02 03:28:58)
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Different55 wrote:Twipply I will be your waifu.
I'm like
100/10
Well I wasn't originally going to accept dudes but your score out of ten is so high I'm not even sure how the math works out, so you must be pretty good. You're #1 on the list so far gj applications close in a week the winner(s) will be notified shortly afterwards.
Edit:
I've decided to include a picture of my ideal guy so that you guys have more of an idea
Well hai <3
Thank you eleizibeth ^
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#10 2015-03-02 03:39:43, last edited by Twipply (2015-03-02 03:40:40)
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Age legal hotness maybe 2/10 pick pls thx
Solid contender.
0176 wrote:There's always Addi when you need him!
i'll wrap ya throat with ya own tongue
It's okay man, don't worry about being shy. I consider all peoples here!
Well hai <3
Is this what love feels like? <3
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#11 2015-03-02 08:57:24
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Koya wrote:Well hai <3
Is this what love feels like? <3
Heart beating faster, tripping over words, looking away as soon as eye contact is made
<3
Thank you eleizibeth ^
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#12 2015-03-02 09:31:46, last edited by Onjit (2015-03-02 09:31:57)
#13 2015-03-03 18:05:32
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
get a hobby
yes i know what you are thinking but no i am not brad pitt
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#14 2015-03-05 01:16:48
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
get a hobby
What do you think this thread is about?
0/12 application rejected have nice day.
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#15 2015-03-05 03:14:39
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
im scared to search up "waifu" on interwebs
can you explain here in less than 2 sentences
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#16 2015-03-05 03:28:05
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
It's weeaboo for "wife"
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#17 2015-03-05 03:32:03
Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Dear Twipply,
I'd really love to go out with you! It is with utmost passion that I say this. datass
I'm a woMAN, so no need to worry about nothin! I'll even flush yo sh!tz! <3
One thing thou, I do enjoy "biting". Also, I like being "zipped". Don't tense, though, babe, we all have our days. Elementary dear watson! -Shoves [bloop] up twipplies [bloop]!
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#18 2015-03-05 03:42:18
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Dear Twipply,
I'd really love to go out with you! It is with utmost passion that I say this. datass
I'm a woMAN, so no need to worry about nothin! I'll even flush yo sh!tz! <3
One thing thou, I do enjoy "biting". Also, I like being "zipped". Don't tense, though, babe, we all have our days. Elementary dear watson! -Shoves [bloop] up twipplies [bloop]!PICK ME PL0<3 ILUVYUSOMUK<3 ZANKYOU
That was beautiful, I just hope you aren't too much woMAN for me to handle. <3
Honestly, I don't know what being "zipped" is, but I can't wait to potentially find out.
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#19 2015-03-05 04:48:21
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
here are my skills
- assassinating obama
that's all
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#20 2015-03-05 18:53:27
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
It's weeaboo for "wife"
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's when you have a crush on a fictional character (usually in an anime or manga).
thx for sig bobithan
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#21 2015-03-05 19:31:02
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Different55 wrote:It's weeaboo for "wife"
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's when you have a crush on a fictional character (usually in an anime or manga).
So it's weeaboo for wife?
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#22 2015-03-05 19:51:02
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
skullz17 wrote:Different55 wrote:It's weeaboo for "wife"
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's when you have a crush on a fictional character (usually in an anime or manga).
So it's weeaboo for wife?
Marriage is usually mutual.
thx for sig bobithan
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#23 2015-03-05 20:11:46
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
Different55 wrote:It's weeaboo for "wife"
Actually, I'm pretty sure it's when you have a crush on a fictional character (usually in an anime or manga).
I reckon it can be either, but either way this isn't the point! Pls, I need more hot wommenz and dudebros to apply so I can feel good about myself.
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#24 2015-03-05 22:13:56
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Re: Taking applications for new waifu
iPwner wrote:Dear Twipply,
I'd really love toGO OUT
with you!
That'd be pretty high maintenance for Twipply.
Didn't I just say I needed some more hot wommenz? And instead I get sent you? Maybe work on your appearance a little more instead of trying to **** block me and I might let you apply one day.
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#25 2015-03-07 01:53:06
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Get off my wife.
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