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Just wondering if (paragraph style) roleplays ever go on here, or would anyone be interested in one?
What genre are you talking about?
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Knock knock.
You already know who it is, so you open the door without hesitation. I look better in person.
It's me, Keith Plungehole, the affordable craigslist plumber. In a gruff baritone, I say: "It's Anak, right?"
You stammer. "Um... no... I, I mean yes."
For a moment, everything is silent while we look into each other's eyes. A few seconds is all I need to realize we both know what will happen next. "Mr. Plungehole..." you begin.
I interrupt, "Just call me Keith."
You blush. "Keith... my sink is leaking."
Without a word, I start towards the sink. This is the first time we haven't been face to face, and you can't help but notice how good I look in jean shorts. As I bend down to open the cabinet under the sink, a tasteful measure of butt crack is revealed. With my trusty magnifying glass, I identify the leak. Nothing duct tape won't fix. "Mr. Plungehole," you say. "I mean Keith. There was actually something else I was hoping you–"
"Ew!"
"What?"
"You've got a roach in here!"
"Oh, I–"
"This is just disrespectful. Because I'm some 'dirty' plumber, you figure, 'Oh, he won't care if there are roaches under my sink.' Well, you know what, I'm done with customers like you who treat plumbers like gross second-class citizens."
I pull up my jean shorts and leave.
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What does that even have to do with anything?
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<rp snip>
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<quality roleplaying>
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What genre are you talking about?
Well not smutty janitorial fiction
If I'm making an RP I usually do sci-fi or fantasy or someting like that.
I can't say I've ever seen it on these forums, and i kinda doubt you'd find any decent people to rp with, but good luck.
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