1,000 Ways to Get Banned

Creature · 2015-02-20 22:39:35

This game is simple, you say a way to be banned from Everybody Edits, with sense or not. We will try to reach to 1,000 ways.

THE NUMBER OF YOUR WAY MUST BE THE SAME AS THE NUMBER OF YOUR REPLY IN THE TOP-RIGHT.

IF YOUR REPLY NUMBER IS #390, THEN YOUR WAY MUST BE 390. SOMETHING.

DON'T BE DUMB! (MUCH LESS COMPLAIN IF YOU'RE CORRECTED)

The list so far:

1. Make this forum game.
2. Create a new religion focused around crappy minigames
3. Swear
4. Tell nvd to "take a poo poo on the tolet"
5. Create a bot that makes every block be replaced some overly bright block
6. Troll.
7. Murder mrshoe
8. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.
9. Ask moderators to ban.
10. Steal MrShoe's shoe.
11. Steal MrsHoe's hoe.
12. Hack.
13. Tell TOOP to "ban me".
14. Keep on typing /reportabuse YOURMOMISFAT LOLLLLLLLL in the chat
15. Say in real life to your mom to hack ee then you become the new owner.
16. Did you know that is a command "/guardianban" i believe if you hack it(but will be very very hard) you will be able to ban everybody and yourself.
17. Say "/reportabuse HAHA EVERYBODY EDITS IS BAD AND SUCKS!! EE SHALL DIE!!"
18. Adding more reasons here.
19. Being a "n00b"
20. Being UBERHAXORNOVA and having your friend break the rules.
21. By accidentally spilling coffee on JaWapa's head.
22. Setting the EEHQ building on fire and shouting out your ingame name as you do so
23. Trip and fall onto Toop.
24. Dating with Mrshoe's wife
25. Never play EE more(self banning)
26. Say "F*CK" to every 1.
27. Say "hi" to moderators.
28. tell toop to eat po*p
29. Spying NVD with spectator mode.
30. Hack the game and change every font to bolded lime green comic sans.
31. Eat toop
32. using spectator mode to spy NVD bathing
33. Kill Lv.1 NVD
34. sql inject EE server, let all the worlds and user data be destroyed, 
35. Going into every world on the list and saying "you smell" and then leaving
36. send inappropriate links and shafou in every world
37. Building genitals when you get to edit
38. Being like 100lol, suggesting mediocre ideas to the mods and then going on a beserk rampage when the moderators do anything but add it
39. Buy 80000 Diamons and fill a great world with diamonds.
40. Being atilla
41. Murder a mod (ANY OF THEM)
42. Infect EE with virus.
43. hack all world background to #ffffff
44. Connect to the Everybody Edits server with any client that disturbs or impedes on other user's game play.
45. Using any of Everybody Edits material, such as avatars, blocks, images, logos, icons, audio files etc. for commercial purposes outside of the Everybody Edits website.
46. Say this list of ways you can get banned.
47. Steal money from Builder's Club buyers to pay for your university debts.
48. say "i hate the mods and the guardians so much!!" everywhere
49. BE Vitalijus, post the wrong thing at the wrong topics
50. Hack in front of the moderators and tell them you´re not hacking; it´s just only the lag.
51. hack EE codes and ban all mods and guardians... except one of them.
52. Discover secret MrShoe world password and finish his forth unfinished tutorial.
53. Accidentally become a Moderator.
54. Forget how to count.
55. Pretend to be Daneeko
56. Get negative woots on a level.
57. Send MrShoe an email where you say: "Dear MrShoe, I would be very pleased if you banned me, "username". Thanks."
58. Turn a moderador into a Goomba with a magic wand.
59. Send a meteorite to crash every world in EE
60. Create a new game called Everybody Edits and ban yourself.
61. Draw signs everywhere that say: "Ban me! Quiqkly!"
62. get 20 woots at a time
63. Draw in a world a very hard Maths operation and tell a moderator to solve it.
64. your username was called "Banned" or "BannedUser
65. Say incomprehensible something or nothing cow coherent spaguetti.
66. login as email: [email protected], password: nvd
67. ban all mods and guardians in an EE remake
68. make an EE remake at all
69. say "hi" to 100lol
70. Give a moderator edit and remove it 70 times every 2 seconds.
71. ask a mod to ban someone who didn't do anything wrong, when the mod realises what happened he bans you instead
72. be creature
73. eat all the players alive
74. get kicked out of infinite hallway
75. get hurt a train from Dour Station.
76. get killed by a way
77. get killed by a tag
78. get killed from a abyss
79. POST 5 REASONS IN ONE POST
80. post 1 reason in actually many reasons
81: try to /pm toop "**** toop"
82: **** toop
83: try to /pm nvd and /pm toop with a 5 bad words in there.
84: use the redeem code and type in 'ban'
85. say "geometrydashgeometrydashgeometrydash" 91235 times in every world and get banned
86. type "nvd ****" 5 times on a world while Nvd on the world.
87. type "****" 100 times.
88. steal my cookie
89. give him back his cookie
90. steal it again
91. eat the cookie
92. throw up the cookie
93. Buy a stairway to heaven.
94. kill benjaminsen
95. Die in real life.
96. Kill everyone.
97. POST 2 REASONS IN ONE POST
98. Revive a dead game.
99. kill everyone and kill Diffirent55 (forum mod)
100. Destroy the entire planet.
101. impersonate as toop and swear
102. saying "give me code or else i will find out where you live and i will murder you painfully, along with your entire family (and your dog)"
103. enter boss to code and say "code"? and owner kicks me.
104. Make it to the list of ways to get banned.
105. Smoke and take drugs.
106. Play Monkey in the Middle with the Everybody Edits server.
107. idol mrshoe
108. say "what is the code" in "code is 1234" worlds..
109. give Pingohits 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 drugs
110. Sell a stairway to heaven.
111. Buy a stairway to heaven again.
112. Sell it again.
113. Look for it on eBay and buy it even though it's three times the original price.
114. Rage because it only goes to another universe
115. Buy a staircase to hell.
116. buy an escalator to heaven
117. become the noumpiest noump
118. Follow the steps in THE ULTIMATE EVERYBODY EDITS HACK.
119. Live in a 囧 which looks like a house when zoomed out
120. Do all above.
121. Do all below.
122. Be a creature.
123. join my unfinished worlds
125. Be too serious.
126. Too many messages by someone
127. copy the text on rudik3000's signature
128. Using the same avatar for the entire month ^^
129. Ban someone with no reason.
130. banned for being http://forums.everybodyedits.com/img/avatars/286.gif?m=1434454111
131. Don't being copied or don't use multiple accounts.
132. all of the below
133. Hack the EE website and write that ee is a miltiplayer dance game with amazing graphics and need that pad to play
134. Hack the website and put your own P**is as the background (it's possible, but will only change for you)
135. POST 19 REASONS IN ONE POST
136. Go through your old stuff in the basement, find the old staircase to heaven you bought and sold a couple times, clean it, put it in a storage somewhere until "Storage Wars" gets to it, have somebody buy your storage and get your staircase to heaven, have them put it on their store for five times its original price and buy it back from the guy that bought it from the storage you got some years ago after finding the staircase in your basement and cleaning it.
137. Quote yourself.
138. Don't spawn admins, when he's angry. 
139. Don't spam at admin. 
140. Don't hack the website.
141. Triple post.
142. Make hidden text that u can't see unless you are using another forum theme
143. fail and everyone can see it
144. "borrow" nvd's chocolate bar "without asking"
145. Be Br0k3n.
146. call the swat team on nvd
147. tell a moderator to jump off a cliff because there's candy on the bottom
148. http://l.wigflip.com/nZ5qNyZW/signbot.gif
149. http://l.wigflip.com/xTW1tjsD/screedbot.gif
150. Steal the NVD's banana
151. Why it's a problem nineteenple suggests on one post?
152. http://i.imgur.com/79zHPV0.png
153. throwing a brick through the windows of eehq
154. Unban yourself.
155. draw pixel art of jawapa farting
156. Draw vector art of nudities of all the Mods.
157. Troll the admins art
158. Get Rekt.
159. keep acting like rudik3000 and arkonagames and never stop multiple posting
160. do 500 flame wars
161. Stop making comments unreadible in Upside-down.
162. .-- .-. .. - . / --- -. / -- --- .-. ... . / -.-. --- -.. .
163. 01110111 01110010 01101001 01110100 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001
164. keep acting like rudik3000 and arkonagames and STILL never stop multiple posting
165. Confirm golf best color 2015.
166. Get the numbers wrong.
167. Skip #166
168. Think the numbers are actually one off, even when the post number in the top right corner shows the truth
169. -.-. .... . .- - / .-.. .. -.- . / .- .-. -.- --- -. .- --. .- -- . ...
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171. Post on this topi—
172. Enter the game in real life and murder a smiley.
173. make a torture world to torture all the mods and admins
174. Be lucky
175. Call the administrators polite names such as "markerface" and "garbagepants"
176. Call the administrators Impolite names such as "markerface" and "garbagepants"
177. Do 110-176 above.
178. do 1-150 above
179. Do all prime numbers above.
180. Friendly ask for nvd ban youhttp://i.imgur.com/XAL31Vp.png
181. keep spamming insults and swears in a room where 5 moderators/admins are in
182. Pm nvd "please f**king ban me PLZ PLZ PLZ nerd van d!ick" 65536 times in 24 hours.
183. try to /pm nvd "**** nvd"
184. Try to ask NVD "i do not want to use this account anymore"
185. Forget to put a number at the beginning of your post
186. Do not enter and fix every mod.
187. Do 150-186.
188. Double-post
189. tell nvd your password
190. tell nvd your password and nvd bans
191. Share your world on pr0n website.
192. Stop chatting.
193. Start chatting.
194. be rudik3000 and go on a rampage ruining every forum game and topic
195. Stop porning.
196. Stop grab my ideas.
197. mess up the numbers
198. Be glassed.
200. become a guy who doesn't know how to count like rudik3000
201. Be wooted.
202. Grab Creature's worlds.
203. take a poop on nvd
204: kill 100lol and try to kick a admin
205. say "syayayayayayayayayay ultraaayayayayayayayayayayayayayayyaya(fakthiu)uhwe" to every person and... you know what.
206. Use "( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)" and give unknown achievement.
207. Write a word with fallback fonts.
208. Make the game "10,000 Ways to Get Bannad" and do the 10000th way.
209. Make 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 posts in one day... ABOUT MLP! *dramatic music plays*
210. Be just like me
211. Troll a code is 1111 world and get on a trial at this topic for trolling.
212. Boil a smiley with 100 celsius.
213. Spam "Is 69 is easy with hard on?" at a random world.
214. Nope.
215. Eat every IP checker.
216. play fnaf
217. try to kill Cooldude76
218. send an email saying "hey you suck" to [email protected]
219. try to kill everyone
220. To get banned.
221. Eat NVD on Agar.IO; upss...
222. Send the entirety of Pi to yahoo's servers
223. 3.141592653589793238462643383279502884197169399375105820974944592307816406286 208998628034825342117067982148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128481 117450284102701938521105559644622948954930381964428810975665933446128475648233 786783165271201909145648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273724587006
224. Send Agar.io servers to Google servers whlist being blocked in Wikipedia and EE.
225. scream "allahu akbar" inside of a bank
226. bimps
227. MAKE A DrUNK TANK (joke belongs to explosm.net)
228. Make a non-sense smiley
229. Forget The 228 Incident.
230. Say that toop is a too poop with horrible art skills
231. Do every thing.
232. Say "toop is le poopy person who kisses my butt" in front of toop.
233. post 3 reasons ways in 1 post
234. Skip the fake 234.
235. Buy gold and remember that reality is an illusion and the universe is a hologram.
236. Tell NVD That you f****d his mom and that he was adopted
237. freak out the *&#% out of NVD
238. make a reason about NVD
239.
240. Try to say *SYSTEM: Final warning: you have said 210983932784653875645 times.
241. go beserk and add 240 ways to get banned out of wanting the post number to match the current way to get banned
242. Steal my girlfriend.
243. Eat NVD's goldfish.
244. Kill every Frozen character, then return to Minecraft world.
245. don't vote for 1/12 of the presidential cantidates this year
246. Make fun of JaWapa's papa.
247. Necrobump
248. Be wrong.
249. keep messing up the numbers for fun
250. get a achievement
251. sdrawkcab klat
252. Be reasonable.
253. Betray Russian territory land.
254. Join NATO
255. post your opnions to get more posts and try to be the 500.000th post
256. Kill the president and wear his skin.
257. get the banner's coffee mug and rename "best banner" to "worst banner" and wait for 12.7min for him to realize and ban you.
258. Sell fake Bhutanese passports.
259.   t a l k   i n   s p a c e s
260. Spam bad words on a mod's world.
261. try to kill an admin and point out it sais moderator
262. Me in Me.
263. use text like this
264. Get band.
265. b + &
266. Be thwinkt
267. 01010100 01100001 01101100 01101011 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110
268. Place a block at 302 * 302
269. ASDFGHJKL!
270. Be ipwner
271. Make NVD's telephone number public
272. Signing Shake It Off replacing the word shake with blah.
273. Play Agar.io with username "NVD & TOOP SUCKS!!!" and get biggest mass in all the servers by hacking.
274. Create an importer account of Nvd and pretending to be a mod.
275. Keep spanking yourself
276. Try to kill NVD and tell NVD's passowrd.
277. say **** HER RIGHT IN THE *****
278. lick every mod there is in EE
279. Tell mod that THERE IS SUCH GAME*!
280. hack a mods account (you will get banned from your account)
281. Tell NVD that "Your girlfriend cheated on you."
282. Ask Nvd to 1v1 you.
283. Lick Nvd's spoon that was in cookie dough
284. Tell your email to everybody and have waaay too much friends.
285. play agar.io with the name "bad ee mods" and eat all the mods
286. Ask to a moderator this question: So I herd u liek mudkips.
287. lick toop
288. Kiss Nou.
289. tell anyone to go to a scary website
290. Post Here
291. Hating this game
292. Make the world explode.
293. Make Chris evil.
294. Pretending to be a secret Admin.
295. Be like a noob
296. Like Mudkipz.
297. Type /mute nvd
298. Having Nou's avater in this fórum
299. Try to kill a admin with lava.
300: Make a reason over the limit.
301: Be bimps. Might be on there already, but I feel like it fits either way.
302. sing **** *** ****-****-*****
303. Saying to the Admin that they should close EE forever.
304. Go to Survival 303.
305. 420-quickscope NVD at COD
306. /ban self
307. Ask to be permabanned
308. Kick yourself from your world.
309. Trip over the PlayerIO server plug.
310. Pretending to be Nou's girlfriend.
311. a person insults you and reports you for nothing
312. Look a moderator the wrong way
313. Fire 312 missiles at the moderators.
314. Be too lazy to check if you're not counting wrong.
315. Be too ignornat to notice I misspelled ignorant.
316. Post hidden post
317. Don't read 315.
318. Notice 315 disappeared.
319. Make a bot that ships people and <admin-names> was the match.
320. once campaign is implemented, hack EE and delete all campaign levels.
321. Be at the end of this page.
322: sneak to the moderators computer and change ee
323. Buy a 420blazeit gun and shoot the mods.
324. Sell it.
325. Yell "OH BABY ITS TRIPLE!" After killing 3 people in a row at #getrekt.
326. say "hey toop wna ****"
327. Cut off power in NVD's house secretly.
328. Blow up a mods house
329. Hate Pokemon.
330. Make client about client abou- SHII--
331. Hate Mewtwo.
332. Build NSFW art while the admins are right next to you.
333. Fix br0k3n.
334. Make NSFW art in the admins' worlds.
335. make NSFW art on NSFW crew's worlds.
336. Repeat overused memes
337. Ask Toop for beta.
338. Keep changing your name every 5 seconds on IRC
339. So I herd u wanna fudge?
340. braek rulez
341. HYPE HYPE HYPE FOR LE UPDATE
342. afk
343. "code plz" "no" "reported" *gets banned for abusing the report command*
344. Say that you're Bimps' alt
345. Sing the Never Gonna Give You up song every second.
346. Say that you're alt's bimp.
347. Call Different55 an "ultra nub"
348. Afk shower.
349. afk breakfast in 22:00h
350. one word
351. "Go" in the mod's pool
352. bullying the admins
353. stare at toop
354. memetic imagery
355. It's a trap! (making an unavoidable trap in a platformer game)
356. trap a mod
357. Beg mods for a black smiley.
358. Marry MrShoe in real life.
359. Spin in a circle
360. 666 hail satan
361. drop a hammer
362. Kill rock n roll
363. hack to make all smileys be bruce
364. Have a whole year
365. Make a bot that always remove mod's / admin's edit and teleports him / her to 10 10 continuously, He / She will exit. If you do it more times it may ban you eventually.
366. Create an open world for no good reason
367. Counting wrong.
368. Counting with qiewvhiutvhu
369. Continue doing stupid stuff with incorect counting
370. annoy toop
371. Call Toop toop da poop
372. Flood the forums with posts saying nothing but "get rekt".
373. Cut away everything
374. /banself
375. /kickemall
376. /killroom
377. Slip on a banana peel
378. urine on the floor
379. ferrofluid on the floor
380. contribute to this topic
381. discontribute to this topic
382. throw poop to the boss
383. Eat Daneeko
384. Create a bot that self-replicates whose goal is to take over the entirety of the Everybody Edits ecosystem.
385. Make everything blocks that are viruses.
386. Lick Nou's butthole
387. Use monster eyes for bewbs
388. Make effects look like zombie effect.
389. never change smileys
390. poop on NVD's desk.
391. drink water from mars
392. Make the topic in the game discussion with the title "Gems."
393. kill nvd with a potato
394. Unnescary crash to administrators/moderators/delevopers.
395. DDoS EE
396. hack Nou's account and ban Nvd
397. hack Nvd's account and ban MLGNinja in forums and maybe ee
398.forget your number in this list
399. Being the 400th poster in a topic
400. Wake Mrshoe up.
401. Ask Moderators to be banned
402. ...
403. beat nvd up and say that it was nou who did it
404. make up a non-existent way to get banned
405. hack in campaigns mode
406. Troll his world.
407. Delete NVD from friends
408. Like a administrator
409. Try to calcaute 1 divided by 0.
410. report trolls
411. call 911 and get kicked by police
412. spy on admins using security câmeras
413. steal EE's money and unplug server plugs.
414. spam 卐 NEIN 卐 NEIN 卐 NEIN 卐 NEIN 卐 NEIN 卐
415. Ship urself with nou
416. play EE for 72 hours in a row
417. Derp
418. Jump into a well
419. eat quitin's salad
420. Call Setun "Setun.exe"
421. name yourself Satan
422. Report Quitin.
423. Make 1000 killers.
424. figure out how to time travel
425. Take 1 trillion drugs and take 5 novedecillion miles of driving
426. afk for too much
427. Get stuck in a tree
428. point a laser at master1
429. Eat Jawapeno.
430. pressing f17 (on a windows keyboard)
431. Eat some Nogurt.
432. press ctrl+w
433. accidentally click f5 on ban website
434. Defeat Mrshoe.
435. Count to 435, get banned while counting to 230.
436. Write this.
437. Get banned.
438. bribe the admins with 999,999,999,999,999,999,999 gems to unban you
439. :mad:
440. Try to bribe staff to give 10^5082 gems.
441. make a bot that kicks mods
442: Make a bot that bans you.
443: have staff give you 10^482 gems.
444: get 444 magic coins in the same world
445: Type 445 while NVD is on world.
446. Processor Processor.
447. Make a digbot that doesn't save data and only has gold and silver blocks
448: create another account while you are banned
449. Push 449 players and abuse mods.
450. Give up in a last mini of the hard world
451. Being bored.
452. Get too bored.
453. Became Over-bored
454. Eat 1 kilogram of cheese.
455. Say "ayy lmao" to Nou
456. 789
457. Put Goshanoob twice in the list.
458. coin an admin
459. Fake a post.
460. find a square root of -1
461. ignore forum game rules
462. Suggest NVD for DLC Idea
463. ask NVD for minecraft server ip
464. C4 yourself
465. C2 daneeko
466. Type 666
467. Type |:)
468. click the ban button
469. be rudik
470. Asking for ban (1 day, 1 week, 1 month, 2 years, etc.)
471. ask for 2831031330304 year ban
472. Suggest "Ask for ban" over9000+ times
473. freak out and try to kill all the staff
474. type 272
475. Blown up and hack EE
476. Understand , what Creature is Reidolol
477. Be shaxxx or bbmp and lock friend requests
478. do 479.
479. Brok3n is Fix3d
480. Unban Rudik3000
481. Ban urself.
482. Have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
483. int a; cout << a << endl;
484. Ban everyone.
485. Tell Nou to fix his brain with a screwdriver.
486. tell nvd to give 3746 chocolate bars
487. turn thanel into lenaht
488.Create Bombot copy without asking jesse
489. Try to make a copy of tutriotal without any mods or admins
490. Make a remake like this
491. Make Everybody Edits version 45768136785916007090802887 (for fake pusproses)
492. Unintentionally ask moderators for their favorite peanut butter jar.
493. Get 9 achievements for 20 posts
494. Copy World's Hardest Game.
495. This.
496. Be on the 1st place in Achievements Leaderboard, Rekt
497. Become a heterosexual pig that sexually identifies as a ooga-booga uber quality super smexual extatik master homo.
498. Steal every achivement
499. Use noclip hax in campaign
500. Use digbot on campaign
501. refer to jawapa as "the mcdonalds man" for an entire year
502. Get banned for saying: " smile sad"
503. 499 is not working , tested
504. Run straight into a wall without slowing down.
505. Wear heelys
506. Type "ninja" while NVD is here.
507. Contribute way too much to this forum game
508. It was not ban report. I just said that their campaign anti-hack bot isn't working right
509. Get naked, baby
510. Abuse with the time machine.
511. use a time machine to travel back to Plaftorm Sandbox
512. celebrate Christmas on Halloween.
513. Celebrate New Year on Easter.
514. Celebrate a nonexistent festival on a fictional holiday.
515. hit me in the back and give me an ach(ing pain)
516. Call police while admins abusing you.
517. Call Chuck Norris on NVD for not making you a moderator
518. Use smile to kill Pokemon.
519. Posting risque pics of Kim Kardashian on the Off-Topic subforum.
520. Posting inapporiate pics on Game Suggestions.
521. Insult NVD's religion.
522. Use a torjan to complete every campagin.
523. Use a Trojan to create a Trojan themed campaign.
524. Follow all of the rules and play the game how it was intended.
525. get banned
526. Get ninja'd
527. On addblock on forums
528: Destroy EE and make noobs bow to you in front of Kim Kardashian
529. Deface a religious artifact
530. Make Everybody Edits look like Block Miner.
531. say "sure, everybody edits is a fun game, but can it save you 15% or more on car insurance? no it can't. and if you have half a brain, you know that geico can! in fact, it WILL! right now! give me your credit card right now or i'll shoot!"
532. Make Everybody Edits a car dealer
533. Try to get achivment from air :O
534. C4 yourself AGAIN
535. Eat Daneeko's avatar.
536. Hide sercets.
537. But I say hi to moderators every time I see them sad
538. Forget to include numbers in the list in the OP
539. By leaving posts blank and using your signature.
540. Enter "35.3828"
541.  Spaàáâãäåæąm and trőøœöõôóòll.
542. By deleting your post and ruining the count.
543.Have you ever accidentally peed on the side of the toilet seat, instead of your girlfriends face? Me neither..
544. Tell toop: "I bet 1000$ you can't ban me"
545. It cost $295832902 to get unbanned.
546. Be me and get banned
547. Yee
548. make a world called 'ee 666 rip' and bombot it with infinite re-charge bombot (all join and rejoin at same time)
549. Guess Bimps' ban
550. Any more Shaxxx ones? LOL
551. Do a favor with a some times
552. Well this messages/chats i read wasn't connected to the topic " 1,000 Ways to Get Banned " only few chats are.
553. Forgot how to put numbers
554. sumo fight jawapa's minions
555. Ask admins / mods questions without answer.
556. Abuse /report command
557. Swear to Nou and get banned from Jawapa
558. ask to be admin
559. hack to use admin powers
560. swear to other people and make them feel really bad
561.
562. rap about chris benjaminsen being a "markerface"
563. steal and eat nvd's big mac
564. Make a sercet one
565. count numbers wrong
566. Spell all the ee staff names wrong and spam it when they are all in one world
567. break ee by changing blocks to backgrounds
568. making a really really nub gif
569. Notice how the last time you partook in this slightly useless forum game, the number was half its current value. ... and wait 1 second to post...
570. eat nvd's pizza rolls
571. Eat Nvd's salad even if somebody told to dont do that
572. hack ee and mess up the code so it could END!!!
573. coin an admin
574. Be a model EE user by helping out people as much as you can, by following the rules, and being really kind in general.
575. Game spam on that topic
576. be noumpish towards a mod
577. Ü
578. ☠ one of the mods
579. help
580. HideLOL YOU NOOOBB AHAHHA some AKAKAKK AKA 27 fdfksdf text HAHA EKEK TUGUDIK
581. exist
582. Get 2543$ from beating the purple king
583. Not existing.
584. making a book on how-to-kick-an-admin
585. existing and not existing at the same time
586. Be retarded and be banned.
587. be not banned
588. stealing hamburgers from processor
589. stealing ham from burgers that are processed
590. stealing pig's meat from people who burg that are being processed by processor
591. being a hamburger that processor ate
592. Being for asking better than that forum game.
593. when u tell processor ur in school while playing ee and he tells u to return ur mind back to school and you refuse
594. Instant Yo! Scroll Inf. is off and processor is banning user.
595. give the ol' razzle dazzle to all of the mods
596. roasting a mod
597. create a wild campfire in EE and summon NVD the angry bear to extinguish it
598. #roasting
599. miscounting by one so u can hit 600.
600. The real 600 being banned
601. Count 601 to forever
602. Run EE on Unity
603. Can I be banned?
604. Be ninja
605. confessing
606. If you are a forum mod and you can close topics so you can close bobithan's topic named "Collessium | Game 3" and bobithan removes from you rank "forum mod" and bans you.
607. spamming ham burgers from processor
608. Make EE run on Python
609. kill ee by using flash
610. convince a moderator or an admin to visit a screamer website
611. Put inapporate thing like "I wanna butter"
612. breaking a very expensive fountain pen
613. Trick Nou with a joke
614. Evade bans and ban by mods/admins.
615. Forget about this game for 10 days
616. Don't forget game
617: Forget  about updating this topic
618. goshanoob's signature aka seizure-making machine
619. 619. 619.
620. be rudik3000
621. 01010111011100100110100101110100011001010010000001101111011011100110110001111001001000000111011101101001011101000110100000100000011000100110100101101110011000010111001001111001
622. spam overused  meme conspiracies
aka being sam777
623. tell a "yo mama" joke to an admin
624. be not nice
625. holy crap andsrt why have you contributed so much
626. hack EE and make some nubs admins
627. mak pingohit
628. dont mak pingohit before pingohit maks pingohit
629. Die in real life
630. try to do what the title says
631. Beat BFF with purple vibrator
632. Get hypnosized and troll admin's place
633. Write a moderators name in  a world and then under it put (i mean the stupid g word (I prefer not to say it) moderator.
634. Ddos ee and hack into all of the moderators accounts and before you ddos ee on the mods account you say Im going to ddos ee because i want to.
635. Use nvd's shut down gem hacker and buy everything and buy the max amount of everything
636. triple post like fateskr
637. everything else not mentioned in this list
638. Get banned again
639. Do an infinite loop.
640. 
641. Nice Gravcdigging (Not existing, but this might have to be closed)
642. be anatolyee
643. Minimoding (i mean you!!)
644. understand the meaning of minimodding the wrong way
645. skip 648~999
646. thoroughly mess up the game

Contributors (84):

1. andsrt500 - 94
2. some man - 44
3. Diana2003 - 42
4. mikelin - 37
5. Goshanoob - 36
6. Rudik3000 - 34
6. Daneeko - 33
8. Br0k3n - 30
9. drstereos - 23
10. MLGNinja - 19
11. ArkonaGames - 13
   Elizabeth53999 - 13
13. Prodigy5996 - 12
14. cooldude76 - 11
15. Benwanted - 9
    Mousey123 - 9
    Spen(der)Boy - 9
18. Kamekthemagician - 8
    goeyfun - 8
    GOG100lol - 8
21. Zumza - 7
22. Anak - 6
    AntonioS300 - 6
    Terrasher - 6
    Creature - 6
    Slingshot - 6
    Era - 6
28. Vitalijus - 5
    N1KF - 5
    eeisold - 5
    Onjit - 5
32. Snivy2014 - 4
    Laderw - 4
    hummerz5 - 4
    Jedpogi - 4
36. dabus - 3
    HabboGame - 3
    ninjasupeatsninja - 3
    lrussell - 3
    fateskr - 3
41. Aaro54 - 2
    anch159 - 2
    Pingohits - 2
    minimania - 2
    Trung - 2
    theoldinese - 2
    Marios - 2
    ParadoxInTheVoid - 2
    Jonathan1003 - 2
    Peugeot - 2
    Maxi123 - 2
    AnatolyEE - 2
53. bubba0nate - 1
    xen90 - 1
    soulrunner - 1
    ZeldaXD - 1
    Mariofan1 - 1
    TPA - 1
    Nvd - 1
    Irwin - 1
    Stubby - 1
    Kirby - 1
    iPwner - 1
    Firecrackericebreak - 1
    Evilbunny - 1
    CJMAEDER - 1
    Xfrogman43 - 1
    Trung - 1
    sonicthehedghog - 1
    InfinitySnapz - 1
    Nikitaw99 - 1
    Pikmindude - 1
    KingFudge - 1
    Koya - 1
    mayank - 1
    AmdS - 1
    Itsmeandersonlol - 1
    AYB - 1
    1212123364 - 1
    Supermike3 - 1
    marcoantonimsantos - 1
    Osiris - 1
    Supermegaextratare - 1
    madiik - 1

Milestones:
1 way - 2-20-2015
5 ways - 2-22-2015
10 ways - 2-22-2015
25 ways - 2-25-2015
50 ways - 2-27-2015
75 ways - 6-8-2015
100 ways - 6-15-2015
150 ways - 6-18-2015
250 ways - 7-2-2015
300 ways - 7-29-2015
500 ways - 10-21-2015
600 ways - 11-10-2015
750 ways - Let the spam start!
1000 ways - Still far away

Achievements (96):

The Game Starts: Start the counting(achieved by Creature).
One Word is Explanatory: Use only a word(achieved by Vitalijus).
Real Life EE: Mention a real-life crime(achieved by Anak).
Hating Yourself: Say a way to ban yourself(achieved by Zumza).
The Twelve: Reach 12 contributors(achieved by the first 12 contributors).
Not Really: Say a way to pretend being banned(achieved by Laderw).
Disguiser: Ban for impersonating someone(achieved by some man).
Im a secret mod: Way to get banned for getting moderator(achieved by Anak).
Remaked Ban: Ban in a EE remake(achieved by mikelin).
My 10 list: Contribute with 10 ways(achieved by some man).
Look! A creature!: Mention me(achieved by some man).
Let me fix it for you: Make the count go back to normal(achieved by andsrt500).
Argument: Argument something while counting(achieved by Br0k3n and some man).
Twenty: Reach 20 contributors(achieved by the first 20 contributors).
Fake: Say a fake way to get banned(achieved by cooldude76, even though I think someone already achieved this before).
Whole List: "Do all above"(achieved by mikelin).
Quarter: Contribute with 25 ways(achieved by some man).
Too Large: Post 3 lines or more of text(achieved by Terrasher).
I really want to get banned: Triple post(achieved by rudik3000).
Can't see: Try to hide the reason and fail(achieved by Br0k3n).
Double Sense: Post something with double sense(achieved by mikelin). Broken or the user.
Image: Post a image(achieved by Br0k3n).
1,000 Ways to Get UnBanned: Say a way to get unbanned(achieved by mikelin).
I Lack Creativity: Say a way already mentioned(achieved by andsrt500).
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°): You know what(achieved by mikelin).
I want a ach: Beg for a achievement(achieved by mikelin).
I can't count: "keep messing up the numbers" ~drstereos(achieved by Terrasher).
dennaB: Say a way backwards(achieved by Daneeko).
это Россия: Betray Russia(achieved by Terrasher, because I felt bad of him not having achievements).
It's something new: Try to innovate and fail(achieved by Daneeko).
So close: Get so close to a achievement(achieved by mikelin, wait, he got an achievement).
I'm Back: Annoy the thread again(achieved by Daneeko).
1+1=3: Do math(achieved by Era).
Spy: Personal Information(achieved by Zumza).
This is not Agar.io: Keep talking about agar.io(achieved by mikelin).
It Worked: Get banned while playing(achieved by rudik3000).
Pikachu: Be addicted in [s]a really annoying anime[/s] pokemon(achieved by Diana2003).
Mine: Attempt to take an already taken achievement(achieved by cooldude76).
Scrub: FDOOU's way(achieved by Xfrogman43).
Party: Reach 50 contributors(achieved by the 50 first contributors).
Facepalm: Purposely mess with the counting system(achieved by Slingshot).
Punned: Make a pun(achieved by Diana2003).
Copycat: Copy someone's way(achieved by hummerz5).
MrObvious: Say something obvious(achieved by hummerz5).
Awkward: Doesn't play the game(achieved by Diana2003).
BBCode Overdose: Abuse the BBCode(achieved by InfinitySnapz).
Nonreason Ban: Don't make sense(achieved by Benwanted).
Classical accident: Self-explanatory(achieved by MLGNinja).
Paradox: Create a paradox(achieved by ninjasupeatsninja and Daneeko).
Troyan Ban: Include a vírus(achieved by andsrt500).
It's 50 already: Get 50 achievements(achieved by everyone who got the 50 first achievements).
Something really new: Say something that has been told by the staff recently(achieved by Goshanoob).
Bit too early: Pretend being a milestone poster when not(achieved by Jonathan1003).
Campaign: Finally mention about campaigns(achieved by Goshanoob).
Lazy: Be too lazy to create a decent way(achieved by Diana2003, I forgot the previous ones).
Banwanted: Something related your username(achieved by Daneeko).
Half-Hundred: Contribute with 50 ways(achieved by andsrt500).
Captain Obvious: Say an obvious way(achieved by Era).
Unban?: Say a way to get unbanned instead of banned(achieved by MLGNinja).
Explanative Meme: Post some very explanative forum meme(achieved by Diana2003).
Not Again: Start a meme(achieved by Diana2003, Daneeko and Goshanoob).
Count with Me: Make a count(achieved by Br0k3n and my lack of creativity for achievements).
Indirect Ban: Indirectly create a way(achieved by Goshanoob and Creature itself).
Math: Use math to count the way(achieved by Era).
Forum Game ban: Say a way to get banned from this forum game(achieved by Era).
Double Ach: Get two achievements (three actually) in a post(achieved by Era).
If were that simple: Click the button thing(achieved by Mousey123).
Brotip: Say a way you always do(achieved by rudik3000).
Number Guy: Make a pun of that number guy(achieved by andsrt500).
Heh What: Terrible gramar mistake(achieved by Goshanoob and lot others I forgot).
Please Stop: Keep being hypochrite(achieved by rudik3000).
Next [pre][s]dies[/s][/pre] Banned: Next poster will get banned(achieved by Br0k3n).
Another Pun: Make another pun of Br0k3n(achieved by rudik3000).
Hell No: Unban rudik3000(achieved by Goshanoob).
I'm Alive: Return from a huge hyatus(achieved by mikelin).
Progranoob: Use programming codes(achieved by Goshanoob).
Good idea: Way to ban everyone(achieved by andsrt500).
Free Achs: Give way too much achievements(achieved by Creature).
That's called plagiarism: Mention about copying something(achieved by Goshanoob).
Its Drama: Mention something about the recent drama(achieved by AmdS).
Okay, here's your tenth ach: Say something about getting achievements(achieved by Goshanoob).
This What?: This(achieved by Diana2003).
Pride is a sin: Be proud of something here(achieved by Goshanoob).
Facepoop: Post celebrity stuff(achieved by Itsmeandersonlol).
Just No: Attempt to make the longest way spamming(achieved by AYB).
Creative: Find another way to say a way(achieved by lrussell).
: Put nothing else than the number(achieved by andsrt500).
101010: Use binary(achieved by Goshanoob).
Conspiracies: Tell crappy conspiracies(achieved by drstereos).
Basic: Tell the basic(achieved by andsrt500).
Noobplay: Triple post(achived by fateskr).
Nailed It: Guess the achievement someone will get(achieved by Peugeot).
Everything Else: Try to conclude the game with "Everything Else"(achieved by Br0k3n).
2016: Be the first to post in 2016(achieved by AnatolyEE).
Straight to 1000: Say a way to skip to 1000(achieved by mikelin).
Riot: Purposely mess the game(achieved by some man).

Achievements Leaderboards (33):
Excluding public achievements like number of contributors.

1. Goshanoob - 12
2. mikelin - 10
3. andsrt500 - 8
4. Diana2003 - 7
   Br0k3n - 7
6. Daneeko - 6
   some man - 6
8. Era - 5
   rudik3000 - 5
10. Terrasher - 3
    Creature - 3
12. Anak - 2
    Zumza - 2
    cooldude76 - 2
    hummerz5 - 2
    MLGNinja - 2
17. Vitalijus - 1
    LaderW - 1
    Xfrogman43 - 1
    Slingshot - 1
    InfinitySnapz - 1
    Benwanted - 1
    ninjasupeatsninja - 1
    Jonathan1003 - 1
    Mousey123 - 1
    AmdS - 1
    Itsmeandersonlol - 1
    AYB - 1
    lrussell - 1
    drstereos - 1
    fateskr - 1
    Peugeot - 1
    AnatolyEE - 1

Ok, i'm starting:
1 - Make this forum game.

soulrunner, Gosha, Spen(der)Boy

some woman · 2015-02-20 23:07:16

2. Create a new religion focused around crappy minigames

Vitalijus · 2015-02-22 20:06:24

3. Swear

some woman · 2015-02-22 20:16:43

4. Tell nvd to "take a poo poo on the tolet"

Aaro54 · 2015-02-22 20:21:16

5. Create a bot that makes every block be replaced some overly bright block

Vitalijus · 2015-02-22 20:39:13

6 - Troll.

Anak · 2015-02-22 20:41:05

7. Murder mrshoe

Vitalijus · 2015-02-22 20:42:48

8. Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam.

Michele · 2015-02-22 21:27:15

9. Ask moderators to ban.

Aaro54 · 2015-02-22 21:43:43

10. Steal MrShoe's shoe.

AmdS, Latif

Vitalijus · 2015-02-22 22:13:28

11. Steal MrsHoe's hoe.

kreacher

GreenyMix · 2015-02-22 22:18:07

12. Hack.

mikelin · 2015-02-23 02:52:29

13. Tell TOOP to "ban me".

some woman · 2015-02-23 02:55:56

14. Keep on typing /reportabuse YOURMOMISFAT LOLLLLLLLL in the chat

Zumza · 2015-02-23 15:36:22

Did you know that is a command "/guardianban" i believe if you hack it(but will be very very hard) you will be able to ban everybody and yourself.

Zumza · 2015-02-23 16:26:25

Adding more reasons here.

some woman · 2015-02-23 16:36:14

19. Being a "n00b"

bubba0nate · 2015-02-25 00:37:57

20. Being UBERHAXORNOVA and having your friend break the rules.
(Vechs' Super Hostile hall of shame, first video.)

Anch · 2015-02-25 00:48:58

By accidentally spilling coffee on JaWapa's head.

some woman · 2015-02-25 02:51:39

22. Setting the EEHQ building on fire and shouting out your ingame name as you do so

Mouseh · 2015-02-25 04:01:52

Trip and fall onto Toop.

Laderw · 2015-02-25 06:42:56

Dating with Mrshoe's wife

Laderw · 2015-02-25 06:43:53

Never play EE more(self banning)

Michele · 2015-02-25 18:22:45

Say "F*CK" to every 1.

Vitalijus · 2015-02-25 18:29:33

26. Say "hi" to moderators.

AmdS

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1,000 Ways to Get Banned

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