Valentine Poems

Dazz · 2015-02-15 23:45:31

I don't know if the EE staff is planning to show us any of the VD. poems they received but I think it would be nice and fun to see them too so...if you agree with that, post yours here. I would like to see them!

I made this for VD. poems from the competition not trolling. Now, unless you have something serious you made ESPECIALLY for that competition please stop trolling this thread.

Creature · 2015-02-15 23:50:00

Poems are bad
Valentine isn't nice
It would be better
If this contest wasn't made.

Zoey2070 · 2015-02-16 00:15:32

i wrote two.

my dearest valentine wrote:

roses are red
violets are blue
give me the gems
and i'll kiss u
love,
zoey2070
p.s. the announcement says october 14th gg

and

seriously this poem is your worst idea ever wrote:

oh valentine's day
no sweets because i'm single
how i loathe you so
feb fourteen, oh no
today everyone is itching
all that money, wow
i swear: not a poet
why am i writing haikus
give me the gems plox
love,
zoey2070
p.s. seriously, do you really wanna read tween's angsty valentines poetry?

obv he loved them

Anch · 2015-02-16 00:35:08

Wait everyone who sent it got gems? D:
I thought only the winner did...

colon · 2015-02-16 03:44:27

me wrote:

I like valentine's day
But it's a bit too much of a craze
why can't you just sit down and talk
and not sprint to bed and ______k
why can't it be more romantic
and less of them shades of grey
and no more friendzones
that take the joy away
That's why the day's not so good
And everything should be better, it could
That's why, on tomorrow's day
I'll be eating the halfprice chocolates away

thanks for 25

Pingohits · 2015-02-16 04:53:50

Valentine's the Best of All
Pingohits

My mother said Valentine's was the best of all,
To give love for something you loved most, in a bathroom stall.
She was a hairy old woman, my mother, was she,
but her heart was as great as the salty Dead Sea.

She had five marriages, one which was gay,
All of them failed miserably, right on Valentine's Day.
But she still respected the date, because she still remembers
The time where she took me to a **** fight in December.

But how I don't know how Valentine's and **** fights
and Five marriages fit together,
All I do know, is my mother is here, forever.

She was a hairy old woman, my mother, was she,
Giving love to a tablecloth and dark chocolate Brie.
Everything happened here on Valentine's Day,
because my mother, the best of all, loved foul play.

Foul play, not in sports, but in a bathroom stall,
she told me before, in a bathroom stall.
We were both different genders, in a bathroom stall,
but ho OH NO! We didn't do anything in that bathroom stall!

My mother said Valentine's was the best of all,
To give love for stuff like chicken and golf balls.
My mother, through five marriages and great love,
Here on Valentine's Day, flew away like a dove.

For 21 single years, she was there for me,
but now she is gone, to the saddest degree.
Here on Valentine's Day, I sat all alone,
On a wet park bench, staring at my mother's gravestone.

(@ Pingohits, one who improvises quickly)

Calicara · 2015-02-16 05:43:05

Dang it Dazz you beat me to it :s

An Ode to EE
By: Failgirl101

There is a game that I have known
Where friendships sought
Into passions grown

Oh EE how thou are love
You’re charismatic chromamatic
Burning dreams of pain and pleasure
Building love at our own leisure

Blazing flames of imagination
The only thing that is creation
With tools of giving all desire
Giving passion to my fire

Your steamy blocks I do caress
And with their cries I do possess
The tools to seize your domination
Yet, I must digress

I do not seek to hold you dear
For every laugh there is a tear
Your blazing flames have seared my heart
Your passion violently tearing me apart

For when I give myself to you
Your craving I cannot break through
And so while to you I do extol
My life I shant have no control

iPwner · 2015-02-16 08:58:47

Roses are red
Violets are blue
If you touch my dip
I will fudge you ;D

Michele · 2015-02-16 10:21:14

I don't know the valentine Poem. I don't remember now.

But, guys, I did not receive 25 gems after sending the poem.
I was sure I did not send the poem after the deadline.

Dazz · 2015-02-16 10:54:15

Haha this is awesome, I'll read them all and post mine ASAP.

Dazz · 2015-02-16 14:18:13

Great poems!

Apparently Calicara and I are the only ones dedicating their poems to EE, I honestly find them all great! I want to see more.

Pingohits beat us all, ''She was a hairy old woman, my mother, was she'' in horror mode. I don't even...

AntonioS300 wrote:

I don't know the valentine Poem. I don't remember now.
But, guys, I did not receive 25 gems after sending the poem.
I was sure I did not send the poem after the deadline.

Maybe you forgot to add your username? ask the guardians, maybe they can help you.

anch159 wrote:

Wait everyone who sent it got gems? D:
I thought only the winner did...

Same here, I thought I was the only one with 25 gems, you MTB apparently.

Pingohits · 2015-02-16 15:10:30

^
pingohits is best of alll

AsurcH · 2015-02-16 15:44:56

Mother Nature, her hills of gold
Did once had a tale of love mold
In ancient, randy times of old

Mother was green, had she bloomed well
In time had she forced herself to dwell
And in her awake an idea fell

From her sacred seeds had a lad spring
With might and intellect, a glorious king
His name, Addi, a legacy to bring

Mother was red, had she just been rude
With her tears condemned him solitude
Will mug his loneliness with a prude

A jubilant lady, a lustful grace
Such lascivious works born from her gaze
Praised by gentlemen, their hearts in haze

Cults were born and a majestic church
Only in her beloved name, Asurch
Her slaves adored, just as they search

A palace luxe, a cherished domain
Had they met well, in his mighty reign
Plundered his broken heart in vain

What delight he had, Asurch had not given
What else joy could be given by heaven
And what abundance had been forgotten?

But then a curse began to linger in his ear
Had it not only be his one and only fear
Would it not pile for him to uprightly bear

Mother was blue, in her leafy bed
She had ceased the life span she has had
Asurch died with her, beneath his arms, sad

His fury echoed across the holy land
And no attemp to calm him could withstand
Against the raging wrath of tyrant's hand

But time goes by, seasons change and tyrants die
Mother was once again green and alive
So was Asurch, next to her love, crying by

Anger and anguish, took her sanity
As she had one last wish for humanity
To find true love, not the atrocity

Her words were marked with permanent ink
The date was recognised as you think
Valentine's Day they say, hearts in pink

On the fourteenth, had they paid a final visit
To the grave of the lovers, carved in flint
What was written on it, may not be what you think:

Dear Mother, I beseech you to carry my lover in your arms.
Let him, your loyal servant be carried into a better place...where...
Where he won't be alone, where he won't be in agony.
May when your icy touch fade, heat of love shall dispell it with love and mercy.
And let him know, beyond this sacred veil,
There is a widow gal who misses him very much,
And one day will be reunited with him once again.
...
And Mother, please...
Remove this torment from my heart.

Written in loving memory of Addi and our 511 children.

Pingohits · 2015-02-16 15:57:16

tl;dr

AsurcH · 2015-02-16 16:14:06

Pingohits wrote:

tl;dr

tl;dr is i <3 addi

Pingohits · 2015-02-16 16:18:18

What?

bizaro · 2015-02-16 18:23:47

This is my poem (it might tear your eyes):

If the sky were paper , and if to write star knew , they would not know how to describe my love for you.

skullz17 · 2015-02-16 19:05:11

oh no my eyes are torn

bizaro · 2015-02-16 20:16:02

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N1KF · 2015-02-17 00:28:53

skullz17 wrote:

oh no my eyes are torn

How come that emoticon shows both eyes just fine?

bizaro · 2015-02-17 00:30:37

N1KF wrote:

skullz17 wrote:
oh no my eyes are torn
How come that emoticon shows both eyes just fine?

Illuminati confirmed?

Pingohits · 2015-02-17 01:43:16

bizaro wrote:

N1KF wrote:
skullz17 wrote:
oh no my eyes are torn
How come that emoticon shows both eyes just fine?
Illuminati confirmed?

But illuminati only has one eye

bizaro · 2015-02-17 09:43:12

Pingohits wrote:

bizaro wrote:
N1KF wrote:
How come that emoticon shows both eyes just fine?
Illuminati confirmed?
But illuminati only has one eye

I smell conspiracy in here.

skullz17 · 2015-02-17 11:48:53

We're EYE DEEP in conspiracy.

tak4n · 2015-02-17 11:53:47

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm bad at poems
But so are you

But it's ok 'cause we're all friends
This is my poem
Now give me dose gems >:D

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