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Jeremifier

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Yo Mamma

Yall know what Yo Mamma is right peeps?

Linus21

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Re: Yo Mamma

idu i dont understand!

Advancé

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry!
Yo mamma so fat people run around her for exercise.
Yo mamma so ugly when she looked in the mirror it cracked!

I think thats how you play it.

tokebot

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yo mamma is so boring, she opens a "yo mamma" thread at the ee-forum
wait, am i doing this right?

Advancé

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Re: Yo Mamma

I'm not sure... 1bigsmile1

Shift

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo momma so fat, you have to grease the sides of a door and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through!

Different55

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Yo momma so fat, she doesn't need the internet, she's already world-wide.

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EEguy

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^ LOL

Yo Mommas so fat, when she jumped in a pool she caused an earthquake and a tsunami in Japan.

coolio

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Hey! thats mean and rude to the peoples in Japan.
Yo momma's so fat, she hugged yo daddy. The private investigators are still looking for him.

Jeremifier

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When yo mamma farted, she caused the chernobyl contamination! (I made that one up myself so it aint very good :/)

Krazyman50

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Yo mamma's so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Yo mamma's so ugly, when Bob the builder saw her face he said, "I can't Fix that"
Yo mamma's so fat she shows up on the radar.
Yo mamma's so fat she got cheat codes for Wii Fit.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got locked in a bakery and died of hunger.

Last edited by Krazyman50 (Apr 20 2011 6:12:27 am)

Tako

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From: Memphis, Tennessee, USA

Joined: 2015-08-10

Posts: 6,663

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mamma's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.
Yo mamma's so fat she's got her own area code.
Yo mamma's so old when god said "Let there be light" she said "Say please!"
Yo mamma's so hairy when she got out of the shower it looked like Gorilla's in the Mist.
Yo mamma's so greasy she uses strips of bacon as band-aids.
Yo mamma's so dirty she got banned from a sewage facility for sanitary reasons!
Yo mamma's so ugly she looks like she fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Yo mamma's so fat... she attracts... APPLES!
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTeChvcIFoM[/youtube]

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Tonyantonio

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Yo mama so poor she got a popscile stick and waved it in the air and called it air conditioning....

bigfatsnoozy

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Yo mamma so dumb she doesnt know what dumb means

32OrtonEdge32dh

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Re: Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so old she sat behind Jesus in 3rd grade.

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ChaosDemon

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yo mamma so fat she has her own gravitational pull

Pawlowic

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Yo mamma is so fat,on the moon,she has the same gravity as anyone on earth!

ChaosDemon

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yo mamma so stupid she sold her car for gas money

Pawlowic

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^ hope you do not mean that

Oatmeal

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yo mamma so ugly that she turned medusa to stone!

CookieLover

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Yo mamas so ugly gold fish dont even smile back(:

Toxiccc

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Yo mamma so fat, when she walks the ground shakes like a earthquake.

Palm

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Yo mommas so ugly rice crispys don't talk to her (I made it myself )

Jeremifier

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Yo mamma so black she could be a ninja!

Jeremy

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Yo mamma so dumb she made friends with Patrick.