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Basically, you attack some random user who's posted here or is just someone on the forum you want to attack.
RULES:
-One attack each post.
-Dont back to back attack; let two users attack before you do.
-There are no teams, wingmen, etc.
-In some cases(Ex. Flare:I kick alex into a valcano) you can avoid in strange ways(Ex. Alex:I turn the lava into strawberry juice and jump back up and kick Flare).
Me be starting:
I punch Flare across a hill, and he gets scraped by rocks sliding down it.
Last edited by Xpo20 (Nov 5 2010 1:39:07 pm)
I burn the hill when I scrape the rocks, and you get burned along with it.
I SUPER kick Xpo For phycicly knowing it was flare who was gonna post first!
This isn't the dumb ripoff 'Kick' game, this is the Fighting game, and you were supposed to fight against me.
I get Xpo back up. I burn Kaosslasher into Mercury.
I go to mercury and stab kaosslasher.
I look at Flare in questioning and his head explodes due to the sheer awesomeness.
Also, this is basically a "Target whoever the eff you want" 'My Hill' ripoff.
Oh. In that case:
Considering everyone is coincidentally fighting in a forest, I burn the forest down, burning everyone in the process.
I eat The Pie and roundhouse kick everyone to outer space
Then I get roundhouse kicked to the 4D by Chuck Norris due to Trademark violation.
I jump out of no where, and squash kaosslasher without knowing it. "Hay guyz, I'm going to join this fight."
I fall from the sky and I dropped on TheMMM. He gets burned and squished.
Flare turns into a Flare and... 'does' to death.
A wild god appears: I cause a huge tsunami. Its like Atlantis all over again.
I decide to join and bring the fight back to xpo by burning his head off with my epic pyro powers xD
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IMA FIRIN MAH LAZAH BBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In your face!
I shot EVERYONE HERE IN THE FACE with a Plasma Ray from which they cannot possibly come back to life, and I set a trap so everyone who ever comes here again will die and cannot be revived.
OMEGA ME!!!
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I was in a little underground hole watching a movie and thus was not killed by plasma so like a monkey I jump you from behind and stick 15 knives in the back of your neck
p.s. I avoid your traps but traveling underground by digging
Last edited by Madness412 (Dec 25 2010 10:06:25 pm)
I headbut Madness412
i blow up maksymilian with remote mines
i smack blade 5000 times on the same spot
I stab Mak
Even though i was destroyed by Seymour, I have an alternate personality. BLACKLYLE. SO me and my like 10 clones jump out and destroy everybody using out awesome awesomeness
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I dominate PYROMANIAC/MXCREW
I get Chuck Norris and beat up maksymilian because he forgot:
1.Never bring a knife to a gun fight.
2. Never bring a gun to a Chuck Norris fight.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
- ShinsukeIto
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I turn Chuck Norris against different55
I worship Chuck Norris, thus him giving me one of his free roundhouses.
I than use it on buzzer, who dies.
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