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it40x

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Are You A Gamer?

Hey! You there! Yeah you!
Think your a gamer? Come test yourself and see!
No Matter what age you are!
You can get ANY Of the ranks!
Rules: I Give you the questions below, Each answer have a number of points, After you answered ALL the questions do some math and connect
the numbers like ? + ? + ?
and see how many point you earned!
Note: Let me know how many points did you get so i can know if you read this!!
There we go!

Q1: Someone called you a noob, how would you react?
A1: Ill be insulted! his grandma is a noob!
A2: Ill ask him what do you mean a noob?
or i didnt heard right.
A3: sure im a noob! respect for noobs!

Q2:How many consles/computers (and handheld consles) do you have at home?
A1:More then 3.
A2:The only consle i have is... whats a consle?
A3:Less then 3, games arent everything at life.

Q3:Do you have warts on your hands?
A1:Nope! Smooth as a babys bottom!
A2:Yup! I guess i hold the joystick too much...
A3:Yup! I guess i hold the "Joystick" too much...

Q4:Ya know... There are some female gamers...
A1: Meh...   They must be ugly and nerdy...
A2:I wanna merry them!!
A3:I dont mind... if they will come to my house
we will play some board games!

Q5:Wuddya think of farmville, angry birds and these kinds of games?
A1:They are frikin AWESOME! Wanna come to my farm? Theres a cool goat there!
A2:I Dont touch these, im in a higher level of gaming...
A3: Farmville is for NERDS! Angry birds is kinda cool!

Q6: Do you have a girl/boyfriend?
A1:Yup! And she looks GREAT! Jealous?
A2:Yup! But she has a round head and nose, shes a plumber... Reminds Mario.
A3: OMG Sure i have! Why do you think i dont have one?
Her name is... Uhhh.... Errr.. OK! I Dont have a girl/boyfriend.

Q7:What do you do at 4 AM?
A1: Play world of warcraft, eat some snacks...
A2: Sleep naked
A3:Sleep, A long day waits for me.

Q8: What do you think of the Vita?
A1: HUH?
A2: Looks nice, but i dont get whats the difference between this and the new XperiaPlay.
A3: I HAVE to get this consle!
It has a BACK TOUCH SCREEN! Im GONNA FAINT!!!

Q9: How meny ORIGINAL games do you Buy in a year?(Legaly?)
A1: Alot! Even special editions and stuff!
A2: Errr.. lets say i have an eyepatch, a wooden leg and a stupid bird on my shoulder.
A3: Some games, Only those i REALLY want.

Q10: How did you get here?
A1: Someone showed it to me.
A2: I Opened up forum games and saw this! Amazing!
A3: I Had nothing to do so i opened this quiz.

Q11: What do you think of this quiz?
A1: 5 Words: Good! Great! Awesome! Outstanding! Amazing!!!
A2: Actually i cant understand a thing from these words...
A3: Its fine but you need more pics of hot girls.

Q12: Oh i almost forgot!!! how many hours do you play video games a day? (Not Everybody edits)
A1: Less then 1 hour, I have a LIFE!
A2: 2-3 hours, I Have some LIFE!
A3: Min 3 hours, What did you say? LIFE? Whats a LIFE??

Q13: Do you play online games on the net?
A1: The only net i know is my little spiders net/web
A2:SURE! I just got a new graphic card! with a santa hat!
A3: Ill come say hi and maybe play for a few mins or hour.

Q14: When did you play soccer or basketball last time?
A1:A Few YEARS ago, why would i go there if i can play it in 3D on my PS3 or Xbox?
A2: I Play once a week or 2, but not always.
A3: The question for me is When i played sports on consles!
And it was a LOOOOONG time ago.

Q15: do you collect trophies and achivements?
A1: i dont know what do you mean but i kinda want some anchovy on my pizza now.
A2:Sure, i LOVE the PING voice that happens everytime i get one!
Actually, I Play Sonic 2006 just to get the achivements!
A3: I Kinda like it but not like the guy that chose Answer 2.

This is the end!
Now, See how many points did you earn!
AND NO CHEATS AND HACKS!!

Q1: A1--10 points   A2--5 points   A3--0 points

Q2: A1--10 points   A2--0 points   A3--5 points

Q3: A1--0 points   A2--10 points   A3--5 points

Q4: 1--0   2--10   3--5

Q5: 1--0   2--10   3--5

Q6: 1--0   2--5   3--10

Q7: 1--10   2--0   3--5

Q8: 1--0   2--5   3--10

Q9: 1--10   2--0   3--5

Q10: 1--5   2--10   3--0

Q11: 1--5   2--10   3--0

Q12: 1--0   2--5   3--10

Q13: 1--0   2--10   3--5

Q14: 1--10   2--5   3--0

Q15: 1--0   2--10   3--5

0-50:
Ok. Am i right that you dont know who is solid snake?
And NO He ISNT the snake from this old game called "SNAKE" that was made in 1998,
Forget it, your wasteing your time here!
Why are you here?? Get out NOOB!!

55-100
You a gamer, Lite gamer, Ya know, One of the humens that know whats is virtual and whats real life...
Theres a chance that your a cool guy that plays video games in a while...
AND THIS SUCKS, Ok your right that its wrong to hurt your feelings and stuff like your a person that eats cereal instead of pixels,
But your rank makes me sick, Im going to kill some zombies to calm down a bit.

105-150
You my "cough" friend, are a HYPER GAMER!!
You dont know the words minutes and hours, You know them as Levels and Worlds and stuff,
I Guess your minecraft player has more friends then you have in the thing pepole call it REAL LIFE,
I Wont be surprised if you like jumping on mushrooms or collect gold rings in your backyard and call your cat "Zelda",
Gamers Rule! See ya in Xbox live or PSN or whatever you have!

-The End
Comment and let me see your points!
Let me know if there is a mistake in the text ok?

Last edited by it40x (Dec 10 2011 10:32:47 am)

Gaming_Guy

Guest

Re: Are You A Gamer?

Q1:A1 Points:10
Q2:A1 Points:10
Q3:A1 Points:0
Q4:A3 Points:5
Q5:A1 Points:0
Q6:A3 Points:10
Q7:A1 Points:10
Q8:A1 Points:0
Q9:A3 Points:5
Q10:A3 Points:0
Q11:A3 Points:0
Q12:A3 Points:10
Q13:A2 Points:10
Q14:A3 Points:0
Q15:A3 Points:5

Total:75

55-100
You a gamer, Lite gamer, Ya know, One of the humens that know whats is virtual and whats real life...
Theres a chance that your a cool guy that plays video games in a while...
AND THIS SUCKS, Ok your right that its wrong to hurt your feelings and stuff like your a person that eats cereal instead of pixels,
But your rank makes me sick, Im going to kill some zombies to calm down a bit.

it40x

Guest

Re: Are You A Gamer?

I Cant belive GAMINGGUY got the 2 rank!

Gaming_Guy

Guest

Re: Are You A Gamer?

I did the quiz again and somehow I got 80 now.