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I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake.
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU-
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU-
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I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO DID YOU!"
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I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!"
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?!
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a kitten death machine
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a kitten death machine on Saturn's moon,
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a kitten death machine on Saturn's moon, but I couldn't
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a kitten death machine on Saturn's moon, but I couldn't eat any lobsters.
I once dreamed of playing a good flash game while eating pizza and accidentally drop into a cave where I found a purple penguin ironically named Steve. Steve the penguin jumped on my back and said "Can I haz a large hamburger?" I then replied "No, have a bag of chips." Steve said "No, thanks for the butt rub, it really helped my butt to wake up my son by waking up my sense of farting." "No problem," I replied to him. "Oh, no!" he exclaimed. I asked "Why in the world did you have Flare win?" Steve said "Well, I just made him win because he is awesome.". Steve now left with a cookie that belonged to lordofcabbage the awesome, who took it back because it was moldy and over baked. Lordofcabbage then proceeded to suck a lollipop. Then a meteorite hit my face. Steve said that my face was so beautifully awesome that I died a slow and my face when Zap doesn't get the last cookie. Monkeys then started to throw poo at Steve. I then found a big freaking gun and shot the monster that hid behind me that is really fast and eats fresh tacos with tasty mozzarella cheese but he was pregnant. I took the tacos and ate them behind Steve's **** while kissing a giant chair. I then proceeded to kill some stinking piles of angry ninja warriors with electric shuriken lasers. The ninjas ate my pie and proceeded to eat my cake. Pikachu went "FFFFFFFFFFFUUU- ehh, forget it." Pikatle/Squirchu went "BUT WHY DO YOU HATE THE CAKE!" Cake? What cake?! I didn't see any cake!!! But i proceeded with helping to find every dead kitten to make a kitten death machine on Saturn's moon, but I couldn't eat any lobsters.Then I woke
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