Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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The Internet, falling into ruins, ready to die out...Ready to go into nothingness, all the forumers are obligated to save the internet, think of ways that might help then add in another problem thats happening to the internet for the next person to fix.
I'l go first.
Fix: I tape the scroll bars.
Problem: All the images are disintegrating.
Replace them with your own images.
Every single computer gets the Blue Screen of Death.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Uses "Inspect Element" to fix the problem.
Videos are only available 240p or less definition.
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Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
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Re-shoot them, in 1080P HD.
It takes 3 minutes to buffer one second of video.
Timewarp to when the whole video loaded.
It takes half an hour to move your mouse a mickey.
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I put out the firewall.
The firewall has failed (How did it happen? =P)
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Make it so the new tab button deletes windows and live with.
The government wins and the internet stinks.
* Uses Bill Gates *
It takes 50 days to move your smiley from one block to another.
make a time accelerator to accelerate time and make it seem normal
Problem: Everything on your screen is upside-down.
Turn the computer over.
The words are all in scrabbled form
Call an expert word unscrambler to help you.
The Chosen One is on your computer and is about to give you a permanent blue screen of death.
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Color on your screen to make it a rainbow !!
A troll is on facebook and just hacked your account.
Hack it back duh.
You searched "Facebook account hacker" and the webpage says "This device is acting fickle, please insert a couple nickels" so you click no and it says "To click no now is such a crime so please just give a single dime" so you click no and then "This computer's out of order, please insert another quarter", then "This website is acting funny, now put in all of your money" So you click no and it takes you to... (Click the link in my sig)
Apparently he hacked your internets too. Hack it back.
When you power up your computer, it says ERROR CAN NEVER POWER UP.
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Play mario and get the fire flower
When you shoot the flames at the computer, you realize you just started a fire and now the computer says, "GAME OVER"!
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All of which derp around and add anti-virus programs on my computer instead.
You accidentally Java so everything that runs on it is powered down.
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I reinstall Java. (Duh)
The computer has a STOP error with the error UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME (This is an actual error, Google on how to fix it (Tell the command you need to run))
*Inserts boot disc*
The taskbar just turned into Clippy: Office assistant (Oh God)
Take Clippy and use him as a bookmark in your favorite book. After that, throw him away.
Clippy comes back for his revenge, and every time you do anything he asks if you would like help with it in the most annoying voice ever.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Close Clippy.
You lose your accounts on everything, and all progress on all games.
Use a time machine and change the future.
Command Prompt appeared on-screen and is now trying ta HACK YAOU.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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Alt+F4.
Same as before, but you time machine is on the fritz and you have a 99.9% chance of landing in a pit of lava or inside a planet.
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