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Alexthementalone

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Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

Hello.

This game is all about saying a joke and the next poster will comment about it.

Here is an example:

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?

A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

The joke was 8/10 and it was partially funny.

Q: Yo' Mama is so poor, she's always talking about the time she almost ate at a restaurant.

7/10 it was good.

Q:How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?

A:Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

I think you understand the game.

Ok ill start:

Q:A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order.

"I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband.

"But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter.

"Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."

some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

A guy walks into a bar with a red jacket, and asks for one beer. He walks out of the bar and forgets his red jacket. "Are you going to leave that lyin' there?" asks the bartender. The guy replies "It's a jacket, not a lion."

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

edgeofglory123

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

7/10 It was... okay.

After the Universal Beer Makers' Convention, the CEOs of each beer company got a drink together. First came the guy from Corona. He said, "Give me the finest beer in the world. I would like a Corona." So the bartender picks a Corona off the shelf, dusts it off, and hands it to the guy. Next to order came the one from Coors. He said, "Give me the only beer made with real Rocky Mountain water. I would like a Coors." So the bartender hands him a Coors. Now comes the guy from Budweiser. Blah, blah King of Beers, blah, blah Budweiser. So the bartender hands him a Budweiser. Now for the guy from Guinness. He says, "Give me a Coke.". The other 3 guys ask why. He replies, "Well, I figured as long as you guys weren't having beer, I wouldn't either."

Arceus64

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

8/10, at least it got me to smile.

There were three poor men working on the top of a cliff. As they took a break to eat their lunches, the first man said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."

The second said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."

The third said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."

The next day, the first man had cheese, the second man had jam, and the third man had ham. So they all jumped.

At their funerals, the wives of the first and second men said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"

The third man's wife said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."

some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

10/10 lol

A careless construction worker walked into a bar.

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Alexthementalone

Banned

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

10/10 lol

A careless construction worker walked into a bar.

Some man:

You have to finish off the joke you posted.

some woman

Member

From: 4th dimension

Joined: 2015-02-15

Posts: 9,289

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

That is the joke.

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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!

Koto

Member

Joined: 2015-02-18

Posts: 3,269

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

0/10, It's not even remotely funny

Q: What kind of shoes do pedophiles wear?

A: White Vans.

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Arceus64

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

3/10

The next joke:

MrShoe.

tak4n

Member

Joined: 2015-02-17

Posts: 1,883

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

1/10 for if you mean it in one way or 9/10 if you mean it in another.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? ;D

A: NO!

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NR2001

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

0/10

Umm...

There are two types of people in this world:
People who can draw conclusions based on incomplete sentences

Deetz

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

8/10 I see what you did thar

Q: what is awesome?
I know this isn't funny. It's not supposed to be.
A: banana

ABC Boy

Guest

Re: Say How Funny The Other Users Joke Was Game!

5/10
There are 10 types of people in the world.
People who understand binary and people who don't understand binary.