Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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^ Did you really make that?
Yes, u jealous?
http://i.imgur.com/LtJQs.png
ELFBOMB GO
Ok... elf suicide bomber. Where do you guys come up with this?
Anyway, the stubby little elf thing runs as fast as his fat little body can manage. It's kinda hard running with a solid brick for a body and only toothpick legs, so it takes him a while to get anywhere. He had been planning to go to the center of the city before blowing up, but during one of the many breaks he took on his journey to the center of the city a piece of a burning wall fell on him, detonating his explosives.
Looks like I found a use for the spray-paint feature.
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Tommy the Pyro sets fire to the city. Every last building was set ablaze in his insane need for fire. He set fire to the buildings, the trees, the wreckage, everything. This, of course, includes things that shouldn't be set on fire when you're within a hundred feet, like giant propane tanks. Tommy does not care, he only knows that being able to burn down a city is a dream come true and ends up getting himself blown up.
The wizard, seeing that everything is already on fire, leaves. On his way out he runs across some TNT and decides to light that up, since it seems to be the only thing that isn't burning already. He lights the TNT and throws it as far as he can. It blows up a few buildings. The wizard, having done everything he can, leaves.
Billy runs through the city trying to decide on a target. He doesn't have much time, seeing as he lit the fuse on his explosives already. Running out of time, he ends up panicking and throwing the TNT and running in the opposite direction. He managed to hit the gas station, which is probably the best/worst place he could have hit. The propane that they sell there doesn't help his situation at all. He's knocked off his feet by the blast, but manages to drag himself off the ground and exits the city.
Battlefield Summary:
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The city is destroyed.
Another quest down. MVP for this one goes to Boh for trashing 44 buildings with a single hero.
NEW QUEST:
Get to the bottom of the ocean to get the treasure.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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Forgive me for it's size.
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Forgive me for it's size.
The submarine slips beneath the waves and begins its decent. It goes through its trip uninterrupted for around 200ft, scaring off any fish that happen to wander by. After being terrified by this unidentified object, they run off and tell the merpeople like the little tattle tails they are. The merpeople then send 50 warriors to tear the face off whatever it is that scared half the fish in the ocean. When they get to the submarine, it has dropped another 50ft into the ocean. They stab the submarine and as the pressure increases on the diver inside he slowly becomes incapacitated.
SECONDARY OBJECTIVE: Defend yourself from the merpeople.
This doesn't have to be done in order to complete the main objective, but it might help and means another person gets an MVP award.
You made the merpeople pretty mad, bro, and they're going to try to kill you every time they see you.
Battlefield Summary:
250/12000ft
THE MERPEOPLE ARE ATTACKING!
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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Them merpeople ain't got nothin' on mah brick.
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(._.) merman movie stah
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I think you have the wrong game...
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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Nah man. My brick will sink all the way to the bottom of the ocean no problem.
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No, somebody posted that there was nothing under Ctrl+V but they deleted their post and then mine stopped making sense and I had to dedicate a whole new post to explain the situation.
This is that post.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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Last edited by ABC Boy (Jan 9 2013 4:13:20 am)
Next person to delete their post making me look like a moron is getting a death glare. From now on I'm quoting every post I reply to as proof so I know who to glare at.
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Them merpeople ain't got nothin' on mah brick.
It's a brick.
The little unfired clay brick begins sinking through the ocean like a brick (how odd). As it sinks through the ocean, the "deleterious effects of ions which are naturally present in seawater" start to wear the brick away. Soon it's just muddy water, floating in the ocean.
725ft
(._.) merman movie stah
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It's a fire flower on a waterproof rocket rocket.
The flower lights himself up and starts zooming through the ocean at high speed. Unfortunately, flowers were not made to survive in either seawater or deep sea pressure and it is simultaneously flattened and killed.
1075ft
It's a bowling ball on a string.
The bowling ball falls quickly, determined to reach the bottom as fast as possible. The merpeople chase after it as zooms past them, but it's moving too fast to grab. The king sent out a new group of people to set up a barrier to catch it, and it stops the bowling ball where it is. They take the bowling ball by the string back to their underwater palace until they decide what to use it for.
1600ft
Battlefield Summary:
1600/12000ft
THE MERPEOPLE ARE ATTACKING!
They stole our bowling ball and the string that's attached to it.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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OOPS
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I suppose this could be either a crown or a castle.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
That thing I drew is a bowlingball?
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The safe falls slowly at first, due to the air still trapped inside, but it is not airtight and as the air leaks out the safe starts falling at rock speed. 400ft of falling later, it smashes into a merpeople colony and shatters it. This robs it of its speed and manages to make the merpeople even more mad. With their current residences destroyed, they all take off after the safe that is beginning to pick up speed again. They soon catch up with the safe, surround it, and then eat it.
Merpeople eat metal.
There is debris floating in the water.
The village at 2000ft is destroyed.
2025/12000ft
The beach floats up, and goes about 25 feet before popping.
2000/12000ft
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I suppose this could be either a crown or a castle.
Demon Overlord Liam does two things when coming into the saltwater. Sinking, and sizzling. He doesn't get too far before he shrivels up from being in contact with the water.
2050/12000ft
Demons don't like water.
Battlefield Summary:
2050/12000ft
THE MERPEOPLE ARE ATTACKING!
They have a bowling ball on a string.
The colony at 2000ft is destroyed.
They're pretty mad about it.
Merpeople eat metal.
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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MVP goes to bobithan for going -25 feet! T_T
Merpeople eat metal.
There is debris floating in the water.
The village at 2000ft is destroyed.
2025/12000ftBobithan wrote:The beach [...]
What do you mean by the beach falling?
I meant beach ball >_>
"Sometimes failing a leap of faith is better than inching forward"
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Yeah... But now I am too busy (Doing homework) to make a drawing....
Arceus64 chucks a group of designer rocks!
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