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So, it goes like this. The first person says a scenario which is HORRIBLE, then the second person says "I'm fine, (something that makes you stay alive after the incident)."
So I start.
You got swarmed by a bunch of canons and got shot.
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I'm fine, the cannons were loaded with pillows and there wasn't much power in the shots.
You fall into the centre of a lake surrounded by alligators.
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I'm fine because I was in Germany, where an alligator is "a large piece of steel".
You are falling 12,345,678,900 feet off a cliff, into spikes.
I'm fine, I have wings.
You don't know how, but you ended up in a hill EVERYONE is fighting for.
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I'm fine, it has a force field.
You turned into a smiley in real life and have no limbs.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I'm fine, I have health insurance.
You forgot to say what someone needs to do.
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I'm fine, because the person had the things on his computer.
You are falling down a deep shaft and at the bottom there's concrete floor. You have a special type of boot, but you don't know what they do.
I'm fine, they're spring shoes.
You attempted troll physics in real life.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I'm Fine, It turns out troll physics works perfectly.
You Angered Chuck norris.
I'm fine, I am Chuck Norris.
You're in a burning building trapped in a small windowless elevator with nothing on you.
I'm fine, because my skin is made of obsidian.
You got killed.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I'm fine, I'm in heaven
You're trapped inside a small indestructible closed box with no air, no light, no communication, and no food.
I'm fine, because someone turned me into a piece of paper with a fine on it before I was trapped. *ba dum tsch*
You are a piece of paper and someone just ripped you apart.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I'm fine, heard of tape?
You're 600 ft underwater in the middle of the ocean.
I'm fine, cause I AM TITANIUM!
You forgot to clean up your room and your parents come in.
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I'm fine, zombies are easy to avoid...:/
You ate the dictionary...
I'm fine, now I know every single word in it.
You were shot straight in the crotch.
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I'm fine, at least I can still pee.
You have AIDS.
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I'm dead.
A meteorite falls on your head.
I'm fine, the meteorite has split and missed me. BTW, You weren't fine, rulebreaker.
You are not fine.
I'm fine, it's opposite day!
You are dead.
I'm fine, it's still opposite day.
You accidentally mined up into gravel in a 1-block tunnel.
I'm fine, I mine around it.
You have forgot to use your napkin at a formal party...
I'm fine, I explain my way out of the social awkwardness.
The vending machine fell on top of you.
I'm fine, it was the size of a pea.
You were crushed by an anvil made of ununoctium.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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