Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Right. Eat a carcass, and a couple handfuls of berries.
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I overhear Frosty is afraid of the dark. Can we find some lights?
Ask Frosty to make a sword out of ice.
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Ask Frosty to make a sword out of ice.
"Ice sword"
"Ice aspect II"
Find a frozen lake.
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I go get some sand, cook it in my kiln to make glass, blow it into a flask, and start to grow wheat, When the wheat grows, I make some beer. I fill my flask with beer and get drunk, g--d--- it.
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...No, just no...
Find a frozen lake.
Done. You found the pond you fell in at the beginning of your life, and Frosty makes you an ice sword there. What now?
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Merge it with the diamond half-sword half-jukebox you made back on page 3.
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Craft a stone cup to catch the snow in, warm it up after you catch enough snow, and drink the water.
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Go back to your iron base underground, and attempt to make your iron bed more comfortable so you can sleep in it better.
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Make a torch with a few tree limbs so you can look around.
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(See, I wouldn't be thirsty if you'd let me have the beer.) I remember the iron filing I kept in my pocket from the ladders. I realize that it's been magnetized and fill a dish with water. I have a compass that will help me get my bearings. But I still have to remember which direction my base is in.
Make a torch with a few tree limbs so you can look around.
Done. You can see now. Your base is...not in the area.
(See, I wouldn't be thirsty if you'd let me have the beer.) I remember the iron filing I kept in my pocket from the ladders. I realize that it's been magnetized and fill a dish with water. I have a compass that will help me get my bearings. But I still have to remember which direction my base is in.
A few posts ago, you already drank some water. Your compass plus torch help you a lot on your way back, but a few monsters are taking over your base. What to do!?
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Do we still have Frosty's ice swords?
Stab it in the head and cut to an epic fighting scene.
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Done. There's about 10 big monsters chasing you and you manage to defeat half of them. Frosty throws snowballs at them, and Jungleman attacks them with a stick. There's one more, and your whole party is almost defeated! What to do?
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Flip your iron bed on it and kill it.
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