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The first thing you see in your life is blackness. You push around, and you start falling. What to do? You still see blackness, and have no idea what's going on.
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I punch myself so hard I see stars, something to look at.
I grab the star as a source of light, and look around.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I punch myself so hard I see stars, something to look at.
You do that, and you open your eyes, you see that you're falling right beside a bag. Perhaps you were from inside the bag, but let's continue. You're still falling, but you fall in a body of water
You see an adult. The adult says gibberish, which you none understand. The adult gets some tree sap and sticks some leafs to it. You don't know what it is, but you put it on anyway.
What next?
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I attempt to teach the man English.
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You don't know English, or any other language. He starts showing actions and pointing towards things along with talking, trying to teach you what some words mean. You're starting to learn a few, and you start to understand his language. It appears you're in a jungle area.
What you can understand: (English means you understand)
???????. ???? you ???? This ??????? Jungle, ????????? tons ??? berries. ??????????????????????????????. ??? you ??????????
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I jump in and start a hostage of half the people here.people have to pay me 100,000,000,000,000 to GET ME OUT OF THIS JUNGLE!
I realize I'm a baby that has just been born.
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Slap the man in the face until he speaks actual english.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I jump in and start a hostage of half the people here.people have to pay me 100,000,000,000,000 to GET ME OUT OF THIS JUNGLE!
I don't understand.
I realize I'm a baby that has just been born.
You haven't yet. It's not how life works.
Slap the man in the face until he speaks actual english.
Slapping him, he doesn't know what you need. He points towards a cave, so should you go in, or not?
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Go in.
Go in and bring the man with me.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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A beer? I drink it.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I attempt to climb out of the trap.
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I go forwards out of the trap.
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I come out of the blue with all the supplies we need that you don't have and a luxury plaza 100 yards away from here.(yeah,I've been getting a lot of supplies while i was gone.)I have a couple portable Gatling guns to get us there.I ask some man to build a fort to protect against the locals:Silurians,autons,and future-kind,because SOMEONE forgot to say what PLANET we were on.
I come out of the blue with all the supplies we need that you don't have and a luxury plaza 100 yards away from here.(yeah,I've been getting a lot of supplies while i was gone.)I have a couple portable Gatling guns to get us there.I ask some man to build a fort to protect against the locals:Silurians,autons,and future-kind,because SOMEONE forgot to say what PLANET we were on.
That would be awesome.
If only that were legit.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I go forwards out of the trap.
At the end of the tunnel, there's a glowing pretty flower. Should you pick it?
I come out of the blue with all the supplies we need that you don't have and a luxury plaza 100 yards away from here.(yeah,I've been getting a lot of supplies while i was gone.)I have a couple portable Gatling guns to get us there.I ask some man to build a fort to protect against the locals:Silurians,autons,and future-kind,because SOMEONE forgot to say what PLANET we were on.
The land we're in is pretty much anything but high-tech or civilized.
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Oooooh... pretty flower... pick it!
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I DO have that stuff...right?
What stuff?
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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When you pick it, you appear about 7 years older. It's your seventh birthday! Strangely, as a 7 year old, you know what you would know if you naturally grew older. You also knew that the man told you to pick the flower for all this.
You walk out of the cave. Now, you need shelter and survival items because of all of the dangerous animals out in Berry Jungle. What to do?
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