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gregregreg

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

arm it with any type of explosive (gunpowder, anything flammable and explosive, basically.) light the _____ on fire. throw it at the zombies. BOOM! Zombies dead, you have created the paper airplane grenade.

Homework, some cereal, and a package of vitamins (250 in number.)
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Last edited by gregregreg (Sep 18 2012 11:20:22 pm)

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edgeofglory123

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

A comforter.

MacGyver time! Roll up some paper, fill it with cereal, and affix it for a blunt-force weapon. Chemicals in the vitamins might fight off the infection, so create a dart-tube and blow the vitamins into their throats. Cereal for food, vitamins to supplement, and paper to create origami ninja stars. OWNED.

Geist

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Because no weapon that could be useful was supplied, your chances of survival are minimal, get to the nearest shelter, remain alert, be swift.

A can opener.

Last edited by Geist (Sep 19 2012 5:04:57 pm)

gregregreg

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Open a can of...mystery meat, and let the zombies eat it. Then, while they feed on the food, make the pointy parts of the can detach from the can, and cut them up...

A bobby pin, Algebra 1, and some glue.

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cneko

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

-Take too long.

-- I'd use my ninja sword that I just so happen to carry with me everywhere (seriously!!)

edgeofglory123

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

A Rubik's Snake. (Look it up.)

You could, theoretically, use it to bar a door, but that's just about it.

gregregreg

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

edge, plz look at the first page, it'll help you out with the game...

give it to the zombies to let them try and figure it out, while you toss another one of them at their heads. it knocks them out.

a herobrine figurine, armed with a diamond sword with really high enchantments, and decked in full diamond armor (also high enchantments.)

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~greg³

ABC Boy

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Such a waste of diamond weapon. *hits zombie with bare hand*

A smiley

Me6

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

NUKE

xaladin

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

blow it up in the zombies faces.

the stay-puffed marshmallow man.

Masternat

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You could eat it to replinish your power and then kick some zombie butt ! :O

A box of kleenex ~

xaladin

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

light it on fire and throw it at the zombies

a book thats open

gregregreg

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

call the zombies over. tell them to look into the book and say, "Look! A zombie with his nose squished in between a book!" *SPLAT* close the book really hard on their faces. go to new zombie and repeat.

TAQUITOS!!!

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edgeofglory123

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

A newspaper, a catalog, and a calendar.

Isolate the capsaicin in the taquitos, and make a super-powerful pepper spray which can be replicated by taking chilies or Mexican food from a store. This will irritate, and potentially kill the zombies. Then use the remainder as food to survive, because TAQUITOS.

xaladin

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

tape them all together and sharpen.It is a sword.cut the zombie heads off

a gold Pokemon card

Masternat

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Do some prayer and make the pokemon inside the card come to life,and use it to kill zombies.

Headphones

xaladin

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

play the music so loud it breaks the zombies ear drums so the zombies explode

a chair

edgeofglory123

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

It must be portable. I suggest bashing zombies.

Same stuff as last time. I need a different opinion.

Geist

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You can burn your items to make a campfire, to scare the zombies.

A cup of dice.

gregregreg

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Punt the dice toward the zombies and hope for the best.

An apple (half-eaten) and a bag o' sponges.

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Geist

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Eat the apple and sponges for energy boost.

A calculator.

some woman

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

[off topic] THE FORUMS ARE BACK UP!!!!!1111!!11!!1!!!2!!11!

[on topic] Violently smash the calculator, and throw the sharp pieces at the zombies.

A sharpie pen.

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Geist

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Draw a funny face so the zombies are distracted.

A floor lamp.

MathsMaster1999

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

Take the casing off.

You now have a portable sun.
A really bad camera (no batteries), a pair of left handed scissors, an empty wallet, 4AAA batteries, and 12 pens.

Geist

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Re: Apocalypse Weapon

You can eat it to restore energy...
A straw hat.