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Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Ok so this is how it goes. This documentation might not be exact due to the fact that this has happened a long time ago, and the HQ is not good at taking care of their documents.

The snail, right after spawning, made a beeline to the HQ not aware of it's surroundings except for the general direction of the HQ. By the time it was about a hundredth of the way to the edge of the crater, the HQ sent out 50 zombie babies. 7 of them died from the radiation, but one zombie bay had something happen to it. It turned into a copy of a random zombie baby! This one is a replica of #30, Chuck Norris Baby. Thankfully the only power this baby has absorbed from the almighty Chuck Norris was his roundhouse kick, but that in itself is dangerously lethal.
The babies reached the snail well before the snail reached the crater, but not before another 6 babies died from climbing out of it. The Chuck Norris Baby reached the other side as well. The snail started firing blindly at the babies, killing 4 of them, before the Chuck Norris Baby approached the snail from behind and kicked that snail to the moon, killing it.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the HQ...
The food being served in the cafeteria at the HQ contained acid, killing a large amount of babies. Sadly it wasn't the main eating time so not that many babies were eating what the cafeteria was producing at the time. 1,078 zombie babies died from food poisoning before the cafeteria threw away all of their food to prevent further deaths. 219 more babies died of starvation before the HQ restocked on food supplies.

1,314 babies down, 994,855 to go.

Last edited by Bobithan (Jan 18 2013 8:22:23 pm)

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rocktheworld313

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

1,314? Pi?

Echo!

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

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Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

A truck loaded with a single rocket? No big deal for the HQ! They sent out a group of 20 zombie babies as bait for the rocket to launch, which it did, but to the HQ's surprise, another rocket instantly took the place of the last one! They started sending out groups of 75 zombie babies in hope to have some survivors reach the truck, but to no avail. After a total of 11 groups were sent out and promptly vaporized by the explosions, enough radiation has seeped into the vehicle to kill the driver. the HQ then sent out a troop of 20 zombie babies to receive the vehicle. 9 of them made it to the vehicle alive, although they couldn't get it to the HQ as it got stuck in the crater. The 9 of them decided to commit suicide to evade punishment from the HQ because of their failed mission.

EVENT:
There is now no more radiation in the air!

865 babies down, 993,990 to go.

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Arceus64

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Stick Man Ultimate Gym Club's best hope again the babies, the head trainer:

OMG Fab hair

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rocktheworld313

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

The stick figure is back. He wants revenge. (This is a different picture, so don't tell me it's unavailable. I changed a couple pixels. No, really, I did.)

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Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Ah! This challenger wields the sacred thundergloves of doom! Well actually that's not such a big deal since it only produces a very loud sound every time it hits somebody. 20 zombie babies are sent out. At the first punch by the challenger, the sound startles the party of babies and kills one of them from freight. He kills all of them taking advantage of the brief moment the babies are stunned every time he hits one. 70 more babies are sent out. He kills 68 of them before he gets too cocky resulting in being bitten and taken to the HQ.

88 babies down, 993,902 to go.

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rocktheworld313

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Bobithan

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The stick figure was deployed onto the battlefield ready to kill whatever got in his way. He made his way down the crater while 20 other zombie babies were climbing down a ladder on the opposite side of it. He shot one right in the head, starling the rest of the zombie babies causing the ladder to fall. 4 babies were on the ladder at the time and it fell on another 3, killing 7 of them in total. The remaining 12 of them made their way to the stick figure. He emptied his one and only clip into them, killing all but 2. While focusing on killing one unarmed, the other baby got a bite in. The stick figure died rather than turning into a zombie after that.

18 babies down, 993,884 to go.

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Different55

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

We must find out what causes them to die instead of be turned into a zombie

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Wolf exile1

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rocktheworld313

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

We must find out what causes them to die instead of be turned into a zombie

How can you have a zombie stick figure? You can't. *wink wink*

Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

It's the ghost of Mr. Potato head, and he brought some of his pieces with him! The pieces fall uselessly to the ground instantly. 5 zombie babies were sent out and quickly dealt with him, as he posed no threat at all. he just floated around a bit and then got bored and left, causing no harm to the babies. The babies brought the pieces to the HQ.

0 babies down, 993,884 to go.

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Wolf exile1

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

I submit this guy

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Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

This guy gets dropped onto the battlefield holding nothing but a crayon. The HQ sends out 10 babies, and this guy decides to take the battle to the bottom of the crater. The stabs 4 of them with the crayon and beats the remaining 6 to death without a problem. Another 20 are sent out to defeat this guy. Another 5 zombie babies are stabbed to death with the crayon before it breaks and becomes useless. This guy kills another 9 before getting bitten and taken to the ZBHQ.

24 babies down, 993,860 to go.

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Arceus64

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Finally

The time has come

The last boxer

Made of what appears to be vengeance energy from the other 5 boxers

His paranormal state is off the charts

Wolf exile1

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Finally

The time has come

The last boxer

Made of what appears to be vengeance energy from the other 5 boxers

http://i.imgur.com/oH3GCgv.png

His paranormal state is off the charts

This one will be good

rocktheworld313

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

^ It's probably going to be "the boxer went crazy, jumped into the crater, and died"

Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

This highly energetic dark force of energy has been unleashed on the battlefield and it's ready to ruin the HQ's day. The HQ was clueless about the power of this being, so they sent out a measly 20 zombie babies. This obviously isn't going to cut it. Using it's extreme amounts of paranormal activity, it almost instantly teleported itself over the crater, right to the HQ. He punched one baby so hard it nearly reached the speed of light, and the friction of the baby against the atmosphere created a small explosion in the area, killing the remaining zombie babies.

This act of brutality has posed as a very serious threat by the HQ and they sent out a sum of 1,000 zombie babies to take care of the near invincible challenger. Within 5 seconds, every one of them was dead and not a single baby laid a finger on the challenger. This kept up for nearly 14 hours and, without breaking a sweat, the challenger killed every single zombie baby the HQ had to offer. The force field surrounding the HQ has finally powered down. This is the end of the game. All of the challengers that have previously been killed or have fled have came back, for this one last epic moment. This is the day they will all enter the bowels of the HQ. This is just the beginning.

Well actually that didn't happen at all. Since the time zone the challenger was in was night, he was asleep at the time. That was just the dream he was having. But that's not the end.

Although he was deployed while asleep, that doesn't mean he's going to be asleep until the moment he's dead. When a small crew of zombie babies who were ordered to sneak up and kill the challenger in his sleep arrived at where the challenger was deployed, he woke up from the giggling that was going on between the babies. He quickly absorbed the scenario and quickly took action. There were a total of 5 zombie babies and he quickly took care of each of them. The standard 20 were sent out after that. The challenger got to the bottom of the crater when he faced the mob. In a decently lengthened battle that could've deserved an entire chapter in a crappy science fiction novel, he killed every one of them only suffering a bruise from tripping on a rock. Another 30 babies were deployed, and with this mob of zombie babies he got to kill a total of 6 before being overwhelmed and got bit.

31 babies down, 993,829 to go.

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Submitted

Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

The challenger waited for the zombie babies to come. With his dual wield pistols, he was nearly certain he would be able to live to see the next day. This was not the case. 25 zombie babies were deployed to take care of the challenger. From the edge of the crater the challenger fired at the zombie babies who were now at the bottom. He took a total of 21 shots killing 13 babies before tripping on the robe he was wearing over his body, and fell down the cliff. He was seriously injured with two broken legs and various cuts around his body. What a day to wear a white robe! He fired one more shot before passing out, killing 1 more baby. A baby bit him, but he was too injured and simply died rather than turning into a zombie himself.

14 babies down, 993,815 to go.

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Wolf exile1

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I really have to stop posting here

Bobithan

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

The HQ was preoccupied with other things it forgot to be doing before, so it accidentally sent out 2000 zombie babies rather than 20.  
The UFO flew over to the massive crowd of zombie babies now stuck outside the HQ. The creeper manning the craft abducted 176 babies before the UFO got too crowded and the creeper self detonated. All babies inside the UFO have been slain. Flaming debris fell from the explosion and into the crowd. The fire spread to most of the zombie babies except those who were slightly smarter and decided to crawl away from the mess. Frantically, the babies started crawling around aimlessly from them being on fire, and a few of them fell over the edge of the crater and onto the abandoned truck that everybody forgot about. The truck exploded as well causing the crater to become slightly bigger and killing another 76 zombie babies. The fire died down and only 483 zombie babies survived the chaos.

The battlefield has changed!

The crater is now a bit bigger and the fall down the right side of the crater is much more dangerous.

1,517 babies down, 992,298 to go.

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Re: 1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Zombie babies? No problemo.

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