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My previous boxer had friends in his gym club who quickly learned about his death. They've courageously picked a few of their best in hopes to destroy the colony. First up:
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ABC Boy wrote:Mine actually did 3140 zombies down? OMG
Nope, that was Different55's drawing.
It wasn't the creepy face that killed most of them, it was the cube.
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It wasn't the creepy face that killed most of them, it was the cube.
By golly you're right.
ANYWAYS
These boxing gloves the challenger holds are special. They hold the power of the stars, and every zombie baby punched will be set on fire. Like his brother, he charged into battle with great enthusiasm, but realized the babies haven't even been deployed yet. Seeing this situation, the HQ deployed 20 babies ignorant to the fact that his gloves are quite literally made from a star. The challenger quickly takes care of them leaving their burning corpses on the ground. Now that the HQ has seen the challenger's full potential, they sent out and army of 400 babies. The challenger managed to kill 139 of them, but sadly his clothes were not flame retardant and ended up burning himself to a crisp. Another 48 babies died from making contact with burning bodies.
Meanwhile at the lab...
The researchers gave up finding any use for the yellow cube as it has been rendered completely useless. They ended up throwing it away into the trash.
Also I forgot to upload an image of the updated battlefield!
18 zombie baby bodies lie underneath the ground as well as 3 buckets. Grass has not grown yet.
187 babies down, 995,156 to go.
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The gym club next sends up one of their finest, a four-armed speed boxer. His anger is a result of people mistaking him for an insect.
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The next challenger is... an insect? Seems like he's wearing doxing gloves. Oh well, that's no match for a roll of news paper. A single baby is sent out to take care of the challenger with THE POWER OF READING. The baby's mission was a success.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the HQ...
While the janitors were taking out the HQ's garbage, the yellow box fell out of the trash bag and onto the floor, and nobody noticed.
0 babies down, 995,165 to go.
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A stick figure and his best friend "Surprisingly well drawn ghost detective" head into battle. The HQ sends out 50 zombie babies. The detective he ends up recklessly smothering defenseless babies. The stick figure impales one zombie baby with one of his long skinny arms, but he can't get his arm dislodged from the zombie's flesh and ends up getting overrun by other zombie babies. The detective successfully smothers 9 babies with his overcoat before his hat falls from his head exposing him to the sunlight, forcing him to go back into limbo.
10 babies down, 995,155 to go.
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Stylish hair
The best looking challenger yet, but still not as good looking as that baby with the sunglasses.
The HQ sends out the standard 20 zombie babies to attack the challenger, and the challenger has no trouble quite literally flattening the opponents. This was intimidating. 100 zombie babies are now on the battlefield. After 54 more zombie babies were brutally killed via squishing, the challenger took a swing at another baby and the momentum of his glove made him lose his balance and fall to his side. Before he could get up, which was a challenge in itself because of the massive gloves, he got bitten.
74 babies down, 995,081 to go.
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I shall make another warrior soon, in the mean time, tims thing looks like 567's ones.
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Using ABC Boy's drawing.
A severed wizard's head appeared on the battlefield, yet it seemed to be alive. The wizard didn't have any abilities over than moving left and right and jumping about four times it's height. the HQ sent out the standard amount of babies, but they couldn't do anything do the challenger and vice versa. One baby, by incredible chance, said he played a game where a similar character could be used in the game and had the idea of putting a row of road spikes or something sharp like that on the ground. The HQ sent out road spikes and the babies set up a perimeter around the smiley, but the smiley simply jumped out of the boarder.
After these shenanigans continued for about a half an hour, the smiley's flash client got deselected and ran right into the spikes.
0 babies down, 995,081 to go.
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Some oddly shaped rubber objects fall to the battlefield. A couple of babies take them in for research only to find they are completely useless and dispose of them.
Meanwhile, somewhere in the HQ...
A wandering baby steps on the yellow cube abandoned in a hallway, shattering the thing somehow and piercing the baby's skin. The baby starts bleeding and heads to the infirmary, except the HQ does not have an infirmary and dies from blood loss. The acid from the gun in the box starts leaking onto the ground.
1 baby down, 995,080 to go.
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The next challenger is... A teapot? A strangely shaped one at that. At least it has acid is it, maybe that would cause some damage. Oops, had acid. It just leaked out. Anyways, the HQ sends out a zombie baby to bring it back to the lab, but it steps in the puddle of acid and dies. Another one is sent out to get the pot, but the pot toppled over into the puddle of acid and melted away. (The inside might have been immune to the stuff, but not the outside!)
1 baby down, 995,079 to go
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HEY GUYS CHECK THIS OUT.
http://imgur.com/a/btyQy
An album containing all of the "story" so far. You should look at it because it took a lot of work to make this right.
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The challenger has appeared with his friend, who happens to be another severed head. The first challenger died almost instantly from the large open wounds on his face. The friend here was the real threat, which seems to be the case with every challenger that comes with a friend. 20 zombie babies were sent out and the friend just rolled over all of them, flattening them on the ground. Another 20 zombie babies were sent out, and the friend successfully squished 11 of them before one of the babies got into his mouth and killed him from the inside.
31 babies down, 995,048 to go.
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Some oddly shaped plastic objects fall to the battlefield. A couple of babies take them in for research only to find they are completely useless and dispose of them.
0 babies down, 995,048 to go.
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Would you stop rushing with your drawings. I'm not using that.
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Shut up it's a nuke
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Hm. It seems like nothing is showing up. How odd. Wait, what's that in the sky? Oh god it's a bomb! Everybody run! Oh yeah you're all inside that indestructible HQ.
The bomb touches down on the center of the battlefield, causing a massive explosion and leaving behind one heck of a crater.
Radiation lingers in the air...
Battlefield has changed!
This might make for some interesting battles.
0 babies down, 995,048 to go.
NOTICE: For the next few turns, there will be radiation in the air. Keep in mind that it will affect the zombie babies and, more importantly, you. Draw with care.
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