1,000,000 Zombie Babies

Different55 · Before February 2015

Are we supposed to be drawing things on the battlefield?

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

Different55 wrote:

Are we supposed to be drawing things on the battlefield?

I believe the battlefield's purpose is to show us where our character will fighting the babies. If the battlefield became filled with water, maybe he would make an item such as a submarine benefit from it.

With the hole, a character who can't see (like my first character) would have a hard time fighting due to the chance he would fall into the hole without any way of escaping from it.

Last edited by Arceus64 (Dec 24 2012 10:57:06 am)

N1KF · Before February 2015

A crazy experienced spear guy appears.

Bobithan · Before February 2015

Not seeing the boxer as much of a threat, the HQ sends out 5 zombie babies with buckets full of dirt to fill the crater, and another 20 zombie babies to take care of the challenger. Not wanting these babies to fill in the crater, the boxer charges into battle, the top priority being the zombies with the buckets. He gets to the crater well before the babies but trips and falls into the crater. By the time he gets back on his feet, the zombie babies have already arrived at the crater. He ran around the small mob of combat zombie babies and went for the ones with the buckets. He took out 3 of them while they were filling the crater before the mob reached him. Now his life depended on focusing on the mob. After brutally murdering 8 of them using boxing techniques I don't know, he got the idea of taking a bucket because a large metal object will probably be more effective than boxing gloves. While making his way down to the bottom of the crater where the buckets landed, one of the zombie babies bit him, but not before he took out another two more of them.
The remaining bucket zombies finished filling the crater then headed back to the HQ with the other living combat zombies.

Battlefield has changed!

The crater has been filled partially. Not very noticeable though.
Also there are now 3 buckets in the crater.

Whoops forgot to do a baby count

13 babies down, 998,840 to go

Last edited by Bobithan (Dec 24 2012 7:26:28 pm)

N1KF · Before February 2015

Bobithan · Before February 2015

Again, ZBHQ doesn't really like sharp objects, so they sent out 50 babies. 100 seemed a little overkill from the last challenger equipped with a sword. The challenger waited for the zombie babies to reach him rather than charge into battle, because that crater didn't exactly seem like a great place to do some zombie baby killing. The ecstatic warrior took out the zombie babies with ease, only suffering a few scratches here and there.
The HQ didn't want to deal with this, so they sent out special zombie baby #39 - The Sharpshooter
All #39 had to do was fire 3 shots. The first two shots the challenger deflected with his sword, bouncing back at the sharpshooter, but the third one went right through the challenger's skull. Right after the challenger died, one bullet deflected off of his sword and bounced back off of the HQ's force field and hit #39 in the back of the head, killing it.
The body of the challenger faded away just like any other body in a game, yet it leaved the sword behind.

51 babies down, 998,789 to go

Different55 · Before February 2015

Words because it doesn't feel right having an image all alone by itself in a post.

Last edited by Different55 (Dec 24 2012 10:05:37 pm)

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

^ That looks strangely familiar to your avatar.

Different55 · Before February 2015

Other than the basic shape of the smile, what's the same?
The avatar is a cropped frame from this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8GK-Ikwbo

Bimps · Before February 2015

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Arceus64 · Before February 2015

Bobithan, are you letting this die? Your Forum Games have so much ingenuity from you, don't let this one go.

Last edited by Arceus64 (Dec 27 2012 7:42:19 am)

ABC Boy · Before February 2015

It has to be something lame drawn?

Bobithan · Before February 2015

The sun has set and a new challenger has arrived. Even though the alarms are going off in the HQ, nobody can see where the challenger is. This was troubling for the HQ, so they sent out a scout to find the challenger. The scout saw a dark figure in the corner of it's eye with two glowing red eyes, and when he turned to look at it the figure was nowhere to be seen. No more than a few seconds later did the glowing face appear two inches from the zombie baby's face, literally scaring the thing to death.
This has made the challenger top priority, and the HQ sent out 600 zombie babies. The crowd of half-dead infants looked around in terror, scared that they too will end up like the original scout. It was kind of a stupid move on the HQ for sending out an announcement on the intercom stating there is something so scary out there anybody who goes out there will probably die. The challenger finally showed up again, catching the eyes of about half of the crowd, sending them into panic. 3 of them already fainted, and were eventually trampled to death by the other zombie babies panicking. With half of the crowd acting frantic, the other half of the crowd took notice of this and they too, started panicking. 8 of the babies went insane and started beating their companions to death. The challenger appeared in the middle of the screaming crowd and let out a hardy "BOO", scaring another 24 zombie babies to death. This has kept up for the entire duration of the night, and when the sun came up the challenger went up in flames and a pile of ash fell to the ground. The babies who went insane died of exhaustion , and only 84 babies lived through the night. They gathered up the ash and brought it back to the lab for research.

Meanwhile back at the lab...
The baby researchers down at the lab came up with a wonderful idea of plugging the red (not green, silly me) cube into the wall. Doing so caused the entire facility's supply of metal get a surge of electricity, killing all babies who were in contact with metal at the time, which came out to be a total of 2,893. Sadly it wasn't any more since most things in the HQ are made of either concrete or plastic. The researchers immediately unplugged the cube and smashed it into bits, like any reasonable scientist would do.

3,410 babies down, 995,379 to go.

Last edited by Bobithan (Dec 27 2012 5:14:40 pm)

Bimps · Before February 2015

Bobithan · Before February 2015

What's this? A challenger equipped with a microphone? No big deal. The HQ sends out a group of 20 zombie babies and gives them direct orders to surround the opponent. The zombie babies did just that, and the challenger ended beating 8 of them to death before losing grip of his microphone, which ended up tumbling away. The challenger killed another 3 of them by smashing them with his giant head, then finally got bitten and taken away to the HQ with his microphone back in his hand.

11 babies down, 995,368 to go.

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

Finally my turn!

(That's an axe)

Bimps · Before February 2015

Only 11 babies? crap.

NOOBS STOP PUSHING DOWN THIS FG, IT'S THE ONLY GOOD ONE. Also Bobithan, please do two posts in one next time kthxbai

Arceus64 · Before February 2015

Bump

ABC Boy · Before February 2015

Mine actually did 3140 zombies down? OMG

Ms paint style!

tak4n · Before February 2015

Bump. Come on Bobithan, continue with the story.
My image:
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It's a weird alive sword of doom if you are unsure. It is said by many legends that it protects the baby villagers from the baby zombies.
The ___ represent that it is moving.

Last edited by tak4n (Jan 2 2013 3:14:11 am)

Different55 · Before February 2015

^Pretty sure that ASCII art isn't accepted here, and even so, it's just a sword, not a character.

tak4n · Before February 2015

^I had to try lol. Btw, it's not just a sword, it's an alive sword of doom. I don't think I will get away with it but as I said before, I had to try

Bobithan · Before February 2015

ABC Boy wrote:

Mine actually did 3140 zombies down? OMG

Nope, that was Different55's drawing.

~

This next challenger was equipped with a broken pickaxe and a hat. The HQ sent out 20 zombie babies to take care of this one. The challenger quickly took care of 3 babies before the pick got stuck in one of the babies's skull. It was taking him too long to get the pick out, so he ended up smothering one baby with his hat and punched out another 2 babies before getting bit.

On the way back to the HQ, one baby made a cruel abortion joke and got beaten to death by it's companions.

7 babies down, 995,361 to go.

Bimps · Before February 2015

Bobithan · Before February 2015

A new challenger has appeared, and this one seemed to bring along a friend. Right when the challenger was deployed, it's virtually useless limbs caused it to fall to the ground. Sadly the challenger did not have his life alert necklace with him and died shortly after.

The friend on the other hand made it out quite fine. This purple ghost, albeit not scary and having a lack of facial features, had a great ability which was flying. The HQ just recently remembered there was a large crater in the middle of the battlefield and sent out 150 babies equipped with buckets to fill the crater disregarding the ghost.

You would think this action would be rather ignorant by the HQ, but you would be wrong. The ghost tried attacking but being a ghost, it couldn't affect them in any way and it wasn't scary enough to make them snap.

18 babies were buried alive while filling the crater.

18 babies down, 995,343 to go.

Last edited by Bobithan (Jan 2 2013 11:26:17 pm)

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