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#176 Before February 2015
- JDIZEL619
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...He realized if he wanted the penny back, he would have to take drastic measures. He went to go eat an eggo waffle, then he had a food fight with his crazy rabid chihuahua, he went outside and dug a big hole to put all of his childhood memories in, then he found a big broken lollipop in one of the boxes, he ate it and grabbed all of his popsicles and put them into a purple cardboard box, he then poured mustard all over himself and he went out to the airport. then...
#177 Before February 2015
- Bobithan
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- Joined: 2015-02-15
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan realized he was dead and he was actually in his afterlife, which doesn't contain a single penny. Ryan spent the rest of eternity regretting the moment he let go of his penny, but since the penny is the main character of the story, let's go check out what it's doing.
The penny continues to sit on the small floating island levitating in the vacuum of the sky dimension, help together with nothing but gravity. A bird surprisingly swoops down and grasps the penny, flying back up to the top where the ground mysteriously disappeared. Then...
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#178 Before February 2015
Re: Ryan's Penny
...the sky turns foggy and the bird hits a wall, killing itself. It spends its afterlife in the same world as Ryan, as The Penny is there, due to the bird having death while holding the penny, from a glitch of the universe, then...
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#179 Before February 2015
- Levelbuilder0728
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Re: Ryan's Penny
Then he got bored and then...
#180 Before February 2015
- Bobithan
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...the bird and Ryan eventually became very good friends, making the penny feel left out. Being a penny, it couldn't commit suicide from it's major depression about losing it's best friend Ryan, so it just sat in Ryan's pocket, rotting like any other penny would. Then...
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#181 Before February 2015
#182 Before February 2015
- Levelbuilder0728
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Re: Ryan's Penny
..trips and smashes a few teeth, then...
#183 Before February 2015
- Blackboy1323
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...I steal the penny from the ninja, then...
#184 Before February 2015
Re: Ryan's Penny
...you trip over a rock, letting The Penny roll away, as it rolls so fast, it teleports outside of Ryan's afterlife, as it returns to the main universe, but Ryan was chosen to be a Penny God, thus he teleports to his life before, then...
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#185 Before February 2015
- Blackboy1323
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan comes back alive and puts the penny in his pocket, then...
#186 Before February 2015
- Bobithan
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- Joined: 2015-02-15
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan realizes the Gods actually were joking about "The God of the Penny" deal as it was just an April Fool's prank (and a very harsh one at that) and falls dead on the spot. Now the penny is just sitting in the pocket of Ryan's corpse, then...
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#187 Before February 2015
Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan's back to his afterlife, with no penny. The Penny IS very expensive because everybody else still believes the legend, so Ryan tries to go faster than the speed of light to travel back in time before he died, and eventually, he goes back in time to before he died, then...
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#188 Before February 2015
- Bobithan
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...due to the Universe being angry at Ryan for breaking the laws of physics, the Universe destroys his current timeline placing him back into the afterlife. Then...
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#189 Before February 2015
- Blackboy1323
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Some guy bids Ryan's penny for 1m dollars, then...
#190 Before February 2015
- Deetz
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan's son buys it and buries it in Ryan's grave, then...
#191 Before February 2015
- Blackboy1323
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Ryan sees the penny fall from the sky in his afterlife, then...
#192 Before February 2015
- Deetz
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...Comes back to life to take back his penny then...
#193 Before February 2015
- Bobithan
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...goes back to the dead because he doesn't want to suffer another spontaneous painful death for breaking the laws of life, but accidentally drops his penny in the rush of things, then...
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#194 Before February 2015
Re: Ryan's Penny
...due to the laws of the game, Ryan must go back to life so he has a chance of getting The Penny, but he breaks the laws of life, either way he would break laws, now that he breaks laws like that, a glitch of the universe causes Ryan and The Penny to the 264th dimension, then...
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#195 Before February 2015
- Levelbuilder0728
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Re: Ryan's Penny
... on the 264th dimension he meets an alien who steals the penny from him, then...
#196 Before February 2015
- zerubbabel
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Re: Ryan's Penny
... the alien sold the penny for $1000 because it was from a different dimention, then...
#197 Before February 2015
- Levelbuilder0728
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Re: Ryan's Penny
$1000 in pennies were really heavy, so he drops them all, including the real penny, then...
#198 Before February 2015
- DarkMax116
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Re: Ryan's Penny
The real penny starts levitating, then...
#199 Before February 2015
- Levelbuilder0728
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Re: Ryan's Penny
explodes into two real pennies, then...
#200 Before February 2015
- Blackboy1323
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Re: Ryan's Penny
...I take one of the 2 pennies, then...
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