Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Poster 1:
Ryan dropped the penny, then...
Poster 2:
...it rolled down the hill, then...
Poster 3:
...it went down the drain, to...
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Ryan dropped the penny, then...
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A man found it, then...
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...He went to the store, then...
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...he bought a bowling ball, then...
he went bowling (lol), then...
...he rolled a perfect game then...
...he went back to the store then...
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...he returned it, then...
...He went to his house, then...
...with the original penny, that he got back from returning the bowling ball, he flips it up into the air, glimmering with the shine of a sapphire in the sunlight, then...
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I thought the story was featuring the penny not the owner of it,oh well...
Found a peeny under his couch,then
Thought of sexual stuff he could do with that penny, then...
Before retrieving the penny resting beneath the couch, near the indentation of one of the legs in the carpet, almost within the event horizon, he caught the spinning penny he flipped into the air only seconds previously. Seeing that the penny landed heads on it's currently dorsal side, he chooses to forget the potentially inappropriate thoughts he had started to ponder. Hearing his noisy neighbor stomping down his porch, he began to fear the tumultuous events that could arise from his opening of the door, as his neighbor was probably going to ask for another megaphone. Thinking quickly, he lifted the couch a bit, causing the penny to slip into the indentation on the carpet, he grasped at it, adding it to his other penny, and rushed out the backdoor, then...
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... he threw his coins over the bridge into the river...
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...and the river threw coins back at him...
...Amazed at the skill that the river holds deep within it's murky depths, he tossed the polished pennies at the river a second time, and again the river directed them back with less the force of his, reflecting on this he decided that the river was merely a large lump of river-blue gelatin and went on his way after taking a bit and putting it in a plastic container to consume later in case of ghrelin, then...
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He went to the street, then...
...he rolled the plastic container into oncoming cars, then...
...Someone in a bright yellow sports car with a polka dot interior, opened the door of his car, after slowing to the speed of 85 mph, he reached out and snatched the container of gelatin. He screamed "HAHA all your gelatin are belong to us!" and drove off, leaving our hero with only two pennies, the clothes on his back, and a lack of food to eat, then...
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While listening to the gelatin person, our hero was run over by two passing cars going 139.4 mph each. As he was laying on the ground in severe pain, a pedestrian accidentally poured a gallon of hydrochloric acid on his face, causing him to suffer a slow and painful death. The pedestrian then stole the pennies from his pocket and got a ride from a taxi. Then...
The obese pedestriatic thief our pennies are now acquainted with (the thief that had the nerve to steal from a dead person) decided to run a few miles to get rid of his obesity. He walked further across the sidewalk beside the road, and witnessed another dead man.
He walked even further, and found the park. At the park, he ran a few miles. Then he left the park.
As he left the park, there was another dead man. He walked further.
As he walked further, he had the strange suspicion that something was going on, because he found another dead man, except this one was wearing a sombrero.
He walked even further and then
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Shortly before dying, the jogger, who also happened to be a telephone sanitarian, was saved by a man with a red fez who killed the robotic-looking creature. Then the pedestrian died of a heart attack out of fright. The strange man with a fez, which I will now describe as scarlet, took the two pennies and walked into a odd blue box on the corner of the street, then...
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the pennies fell out of the strange-man-wearing-a-fez's pockets, and rolled down separate directions: one rolling down back to the park, one into a ditch. The strange man then suddenly vanished out of existence, along with his blue box.
The penny which rolled into the park, which I will describe as female and name Penny, rolled further into the grass until it came into contact with a relatively large ant. The relatively large ant, with a weight of 137 pounds and a whopping size of 2133599932 nanometers tall, swallowed Penny, and the penny began it's long and weak journey down the esophagus and passed the epiglottis. Then...
EDIT: PICTURE OF THE ANT:
this
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Apr 13 2012 3:03:21 pm)
It gets pooped out then...
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