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some woman

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Hack the GUARD MICE so that they can't move.

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tak4n

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Ask them nicely to GTFO?

Also Krubby gratz on 1111 posts and 123 Rep

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r0boguyrocks

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

convince the GUARD MICE that you mean no harm

JadElClemens

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Fly off the handle. Do some sort of acrobatic freaking PIROUTETTE off the handle and win like a medal or something.

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Fly off the handle. Do some sort of acrobatic freaking PIROUTETTE off the handle and win like a medal or something

You backflip off of the KEYBOARD and do a bunch of flips and crap before landing on the ground and spinning around in circles. You then get up and start breakdancing on the floor. S*** is so real right now that a disco ball comes down and sick music starts playing. You are giving the performance your all, and you are having a lot of fun! The PALACE GUARDS stare at you aghast, clearly shocked by such highly concentrated awesomeness. While they aren't paying attention, the STUPID KID sneaks up behind them and whacks them both over the head with his KEYBOARD, knocking them out. The lights come back on, the disco ball vanishes and the music ceases. What do you do?

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Explain the them you are there to teach the COMPUTER EMPEROR how to type f and j.

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Explain to them you are there to teach the COMPUTER EMPEROR how to type f and j.

You would, but the PALACE GUARDS were just knocked out by the STUPID KID, which may or may not be a good thing. At least he isn't totally useless. You notice that the STUPID KID is glowing.

>STUPID KID: Level Up

The STUPID KID has excelled to a new rank: Tubular Tot.

Strength: 16 +3
Radness: 3 + 1
Annoyingness: 40 + 5
Intelligence: 8 + 2
Skill: 25 + 4

The STUPID KID has 5 ABILITY POINTS to distribute, and you get to choose where they go. How do you distribute them?

Last edited by krubby (Jan 20 2013 6:07:26 pm)

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

+5 to Radness

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

I'll give some more time for others to post before I go on but just so y'all know, I'm now updating the OP to have the entire story to date.

JadElClemens

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From: Colorado, USA

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

The typing ruse was.... A DISTACTION.

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>STUPID KID: Increase RADNESS by 5 ABILITY POINTS

Done. The STUPID KID'S stats are now

Strength: 19
Radness: 9
Annoyingness: 45
Intelligence: 10
Skill: 29

What do you do?

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Loot PALACE GUARDS

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JadElClemens

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Distact palace guards with a typing ruse.
>Teach palace guards how to type d and k when they wake up

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Loot PALACE GUARDS
Looking through the possessions of the PALACE GUARDS, you find a SKELETON KEY, represented as a big card with a bunch of keyboard keys on it (HAHAHAHA). You also find 50 BYTES which are, of course, the currency here.

>Teach PALACE GUARDS how to type d and k when they wake up

You don't have time to waste with teaching typing to unconsious PALACE GUARDS. Instead you tell your party member to teach them the letters when they get up. He's programmed to teach typing after all. "Radical! We can play letter surfing, where you do sick grinds when you press the correct keys at the right time!" says the STUPID KID. "You do that" you say, and turn to the door which you open and walk through. The door closes behind you, and you find yourself in a mildly cool room that is completely dark. What do you do?

Last edited by krubby (Jan 22 2013 11:13:30 pm)

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Let there be light

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sirmentio

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

/sound.exe
/sound.exe/Evil laugh.Mp3
/wordpad
/delete bit by bit of computer
/save as ".bat"
/chuckle evily
/wait for someone foolish enough to run the ".bat" with the name of "free money"
/run sentence scrambler.exe
*T__nks h_w cl_ve_ H_ _s a_out m_k_ng a__ t__ V_r_s__s*

please only make posts that contribute to the game.

I thought this was cyberspace, I am not trying to argue, I am just trying to be the villain of the current roleplaying.

krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

/sound.exe
/sound.exe/Evil laugh.Mp3
/wordpad
/delete bit by bit of computer
/save as ".bat"
/chuckle evily
/wait for someone foolish enough to run the ".bat" with the name of "free money"
/run sentence scrambler.exe
*T__nks h_w cl_ve_ H_ _s a_out m_k_ng a__ t__ V_r_s__s*

please only make posts that contribute to the game.

I thought this was cyberspace, I am not trying to argue, I am just trying to be the villain of the current roleplaying.

It's an adventure. You give commands, not say random things about virus making.

some woman

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From: 4th dimension

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

please only make posts that contribute to the game.

I thought this was cyberspace, I am not trying to argue, I am just trying to be the villain of the current roleplaying.

It's an adventure. You give commands, not say random things about virus making.

That was his sig.

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Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

I am bumping this thread in hopes of more story to unfold.

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

Very well.

>Let there be light

You grope around the wall until you find a light switch. You flick it on to find yourself in an opulent room made of gold computers. At a throne is the COMPUTER EMPOROR. It is BILL GATES. "Who are you? How did you get in here?" he asks. What do you do?

DryKirby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

> Ask him why the lights were out.

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Transcend

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

> Switch the LIGHT on and off repeatedly, hereby hypnotising BILL GATES into your command.

Last edited by Transcend (Jan 29 2013 3:25:02 pm)

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>Tell him his shoe is untied, then run in to attack

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krubby

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

> Switch the LIGHT on and off repeatedly, hereby hypnotising BILL GATES into your command.
You rapidly flip the LIGHT on and offf at high speeds, expecting BILL GATES to do as you say. Your finger turns into a blur of speed and you develop a new FLIPTECH: Power Surge. You may now FLIP to play as another character in your PARTY!

You finally stop, ready to give BILL GATES your command but he has had an epileptic seizure, and is now lying passed out in his chair.

What do you do?

Bobithan

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Re: Adventure: Virtual Computer World

>PAUSE GAME, CHECK PARTY CATALOG

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