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Granted, but you made a paradox that blew up the universe. Great job.
I wish.
Granted, ERROR_NO_WISH_GIVEN.
I wish I could sleep everywhere.
You became fat and slept on Planet Earth.
I wish I believe I can fly.
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Granted, but you slept in the middle of the street and got hit by a coach bus.
I wish I had a T-rex.
You will be eaten.
I wish I died.
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Granted, but no one is at your funeral
I wish I was everything.
You died because of work and still.
I wish I did something unimaginable.
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Granted, but since you can't imagine that nor can i, something else happens instead.
I wi-90583454903ERROR908543SYSTEM40382CRASHED
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Granted, but you were crashed out of Planet Earth and into Venus.
I wish I can go to MARS.
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Granted, But due to it's often sandstorms and low oxygen, you died in a matter of hours.
I wish there could be cooler forums games then this one.
Granted, but they got locked for spam.
public class MyWish { public static void main(String [] args) { System.out.println("I wish I could program better."); } }
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Granted, you programmed a human virus which killed everybody.
I wish I could sing one song 10 hours long without breathe.
Granted, but everybody then got tired of you singing and tied your mouth.
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You did not make a wish.
I wish for salt.
Granted, you got 1 ton salt and ate all, then you dried up because you got no water.
I wish I could go throught walls.
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Last edited by Krock (Jul 19 2013 9:24:43 am)
Granted, but you never specified for how long, and therefore got stuck in a wall and your insides went to the outside.
I wish I could. I just wish I could.
Granted, you can but the nature didn't accept that - you died.
I wish I could not die 4ever.
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Granted, you can't die for 4 evers.
But since the ever time doesn't exist, let's say it is equal to 2 seconds.
So your immortal for 8 seconds. Then you turn normal again, but somehow get hurt for 8 seconds.
I wish the ever time existed.
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Granted, but you accidently slipped on a banana peel and died.
I wish I could have BC.
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Granted, but then RPGMaster2k came and removed the whole BC.
I wish I could make a machine which creates awesome ideas.
Granted, but once you turn it on, the machine broke.
I wish I have infinite maybe invisible portals.
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Granted, but you accidentally fall in one and that portal leads to another one and that portal leads to another one and that portal leads to another one and that portal leads to another one.........
I wish i was a herpface (LOL i am, derp)
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Granted, but soon you became a derpface.
I wish I wish I wish I wish I wish.
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You exploded.
I wish people would make ACTUAL WISHES
Granted, but people still make nonsense wishes.
I wish I can swim in space.
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