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granted but you arent alive
i wish for a sammich. make me a sammich.
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Granted, but it is on moldy bread.
I wish for 2 free Rovas bars.
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Granted, but you lose your tongue, teeth and get allergy on Rovas bar
secret, PM me if you'd seen it
I wish a win!
But you win at losing.
I wish for a lightsaber.
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Granted but you stab yourself.
I wish for my wish to be corrupted.
if a girl does not have yuri then she is lost
but that same girl can be lost in the yuri
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Granted, but it is corrupted to not be corrupted.
I wish to be green
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Granted i wish to get a wizard
Wait? Why wasn't my wish corrupted?
Was it already so bad it didn't need to be?
Oh well. Granted, but it doesn't have a hat.
I wish for a Cheez-It
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granted, but i use the force to steal it from you.
i wish i had a less heavy bag.
Granted, but it has heavier stuff inside of it.
I wish for a frog.
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Granted, but it jumps away
I wish a pencil
granted, but it has no grafite. i wish nothing
And you get drunk
I wish a new wish
granted, but it is for a gorrilla to eat you.
i wish for portal 2
Granted, but you get your Steam? account banned
I wish for a time-machine
granted but it malfunctions and explodes leaving you in 19573856 a.d. (what is steam?)
i wish for world pieces
Granted, but they're smaller than molecule of water
I wish for not having a headache
granted, but you get a migrane
Granted, but
I wish a...
To be continued...
granted, but it was continued by a hobo and you wished foe death so you die
Granted, but
I wish some +rep
granted, but the reps break and you get a -rep
...granted...
I wish For
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE!!!!!
Granted, but it is MOLDY
I wish for a job at APPLE
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Granted, but you have to clean the toilets
I wish for a walnut
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