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Granted but you head explodes
I wish for 200 posts!
Granted but you now have 202
I wish for Madness to be awesome
Granted but he already is!
I wish for a pet russian bear
granted, but it eats your mom
i wish for an ounce of water inside an unbreakable , unspillable bowl.
Last edited by bloo47 (Dec 29 2010 5:08:35 pm)
granted the bowl blew up
granted the bowl blew up
unbreakable. try again!
Granted the bowl had a crack on the bottom
I wish that I'd know what Bloo47's name reminded me of
Granted but you forget it
I wish Eminem to be my friend
Granted but then you guys argued and became mortal enemies
I wish bunnies were real
Granted, but as the wish comes true, you come to the sad realization that they already existed and that you wasted a wish. You sorrowfully hang yourself with a nylon shoelace, but it is not durable enough to hold your weight, so all that happens is you fall off and bruise your chin, sobbing...
I wish cherries were explosive.
granted and then you ate 53 of them
I wish for my wish to be denied
granted, but not granted. dang, that makes it granted! that makes it not granted! AUAUAUAUAUUAAAAAAUUUUUAAAAAUAAUAUAUAUAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *head explodes, so big that the universe explodes and you die then i come back to life.*
I wish for justin bieber to die without me getting hurt/sick/die/anything else/anything penguin related. trust me, we ALL want this wish to come true. you can corrupt it by killing kanye west!
Last edited by bloo47 (Dec 29 2010 8:09:48 pm)
granted but then JB comes back to life only to that figure out that his music DOES suck and with great shame he takes a brainwashing device and makes all his fan girls forget about him and then he kills himself! and then you laugh your **** of, get famous for getting rid of JB and get tons of money but then you start to spend too much money and end up on the streets
I wish there was a simpler way to explain all that
Denied
I wish for a paradox that I am in and something bad would happen to me.
Granted but u only think bad things are happening. In reality u are in a sunny land with rainbows and ponies
I wish that I cud go bak to sleep
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Granted but you can't sleep and you kill yourself.
I wish that a wish who wishes wishes wishes that it can wish wishes more than when a wish wishes a wish and that wish wishes wishes that wish wishes who wish that wishes were wisher so it wishes more wishes, that wish wishes that wish for a wish who wishes wishes.
granted ur head EXPLODES!
I wish Nikk to stop making those wishes
Granted but, I start wishing for wishes that wish that they had wished for some wishes
I wish for everybody to have at least +1 rep lol
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Granted, but now everyone has more reps than you.
I wish that Troll Science actually worked.
Granted it worked in a negative way
I wish for the universe
Granted, but you get an alternate dimension in which your life sucks
I wish for everything
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granted but you get nothing
I wish for nothing
Granted, but its in your head and stomach.(empty head and empty stomach)
I wish for you to not see THIS .
granted but then my hearing becomes more keen and I am a better "hearer than you!"
Wish granted, but you never made a wish! XD
I wish for more wishes.
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