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Granted, but it left you.
I wish for my 1000th post.
Granted, but Cyclone or Chris bans you. Or Rurigok, but I don't think he has that power.
I wish for a monkey that won't leave me.
Granted, but it was attached to you that you can't remove it.
I wish for a pizza.
Granted, but the pizza man ate 7/8ths of it.
I wish for a monkey that wouldn't leave me but wouldn't become a part of me.
Granted, but it got burned before you wished for it.
I wish for a 1 whole pizza (8 slices) and as big as a normal plate.
Granted, but it was as big as a normal plate fit for an ant.
I wish for Dr. Octagonopus.
granted, but because you mis-spelt octopus you got an go named Dr. Octagonopus not the one from spider man
I wish for a wish
Granted, but the WISH you got is an acronym that stood for Wearily Insane Sock Hopper.
( Isn't his name a combination of Octagon and Octopus? Thus Octagonopus? )
I wish for a turd.
Granted, but it takes over the world, including you.
I wish for a reply
Granted, but the reply was shortly thereafter removed by a mod/admin.
I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish.
Granted,but your wishes returned you as ONLY 1 wish .
I wish for very good grammer for English.
Granted, but you didn't ask for PERFECT grammar, you asked for good grammar. (So you now spell like a 3rd grade student. Congratulations!)
I wish for an ape.
granted, but the ape attacks you
i wish for EE
Granted, but EE stood for Extraterrestrial Effigy, not Everybody Edits.
I wish for a flying turd.
granted but it eats you
i wish for a pie that is just a normal pie no tricks cant eat me and insted eats flare
Granted, but when the genie heard "pie", it thought you said "pi" so it gave you the number instead. Numbers can't eat fires.
I wish for a gigantic turd.
granted but i eats you (i love things that eat things)
i wish for a wish
You have to be realistic... clever... you could have said 'Granted, but the gigantic turd takes a normal turd on you.'
And seriously? I wish for a wish? That's been done.
Granted, but the wish you got was 'I wish I didn't have a wish.'
ok once you dont wish
i wish for a space ship that is the best of the best
Granted, but this spaceship was the best of the best for ants, so you can't use it.
I wish for a skyscraper.
granted but it is in the sky
i wish for a mouth
Granted, but the mouth goes on your butt.
I wish for a turd.
granted but the trud truds on the trud 0.o
i wish for another pie
Granted, but the pie runs away.
I wish for a giant turd.
Granted, but it melted and became chocolate.
I wish for Flare's posts to get lower again.
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