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Le 408ème imbécile a frappé un rocher, qui l'à écrasé... (The 408th noob has punched a rock, which crushed him...)
The 409th noob had nothing to do and tried to kill everyone. but since he was a noob, he died in less than 4 minutes
Le 410ème imbécile s'est noyé!! (The 410th noob has drown!!)
The 411st noob didn't understand french so he killed himself.
The 412th noob was forever alone and killed himself.
The 413rd noob spotted how 5lin wrote 412th, so he posted:
ROFKLROKFLIJLKLKJ 5lin55h17 said 412th mwauauahahhahahah lolololololololol 1extragreen1 1xd1 he iz a stipud n0Ob
MODEDIT: the user have been war978597859875ed for spam, and being off topic.
**** YOU stpd mod go do dai idiot **** you
MODEDIT: the user have been warned for flaming, and inappropriate language.
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And he killed himself because he saw that he was permabanned.
407th n00b revived all the n00bs above him and commit suicide for no reason whatsoever.
Guise, kill ONE N00B AT A TIME!
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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408th n00b died bcuz he got hit by a car
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Chris was in the car, so 409th n00b laughed at him. He was killed by banhammer.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The 410th noob was the banner!! But he was a noob... he just permabanned himself!!!!! Then, he shot the banner who banned him, it mean himself...
411st noob didn't want to die again, so he killed himself.
The 412th noob didn't want beta back, so instead he defended MrShoe,but they both died instead being buried with beta blocks.
(Inspiration from iabcboyi/abc boy)
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The 413th noob tried to convince the other noobs to join blocking blocks, but the noobs found out it was just a copy of EE so they killed him.
414th noob got addicted to Everybody Edits, many, many, MANY years later (him thinking only 1 day has passed), he just knew that he wasted his time playing EE all his life and killed himself.
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^Ignoring, as she clearly didn't read my post:
407th n00b revived all the n00bs above him and commit suicide for no reason whatsoever.
415th and 414th n00bs were on the bullet train and couldn't help but look out the window to be hit by a sign.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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^Ignoring, as she clearly didn't read my post:
some man wrote:407th n00b revived all the n00bs above him and commit suicide for no reason whatsoever.
415th and 414th n00bs were on the bullet train and couldn't help but look out the window to be hit by a sign.
1. I edited my post...
2. You can now edit yours and remove the "414th".
3. I'm not "she".
4. Not to be off-topic I will continue... 416th noob's parents forced him to play EE (their family tradition was EE ), but noob hated EE very much, so he killed himself.
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The 416th noob died while trying to copy the long neck reaction guy meme.
/load NoobPunisher9000
Loading NoobPunisher9000
Copyright 2013 RCI Incorporated.
Who do you wish to kill?
/Noob 417
Locating "Noob 417"... Done!
How do you wish to kill "Noob 417"?
/explosive lemons
Loading lemon cannon.. Done!
Say "go" to fire cannon.
/go
Firing cannon... Done!
Noob 417 has been killed.
Do you wish to kill any more noobs?
/no
Do you want to shut down this device?
/yes
Shutting down... Done!
Goodbye!
.hack NoobPunisher9000
Loading NoobPunisher9000
Copyright 2013 RCI Incorporated.
Who do you wish to kill?
.suicide
How do you wish for me to suicide?
/explode
(BOOOOOM)
No more NoobPunisher9000.
So, back to the point:
The 418th noob wanted to repair the NoobPunisher9000 and turn it into SmileyPunisher9000. He actually did it. Let's see what he does:
/load SmileyPunisher9000
Loading SmileyPunisher9000
Copyright TO THE NOOBS
Who do you wish to kill?
/Smiley 418
How do you wish to kill Smiley 418?
/Noob Locating Rockets
Loading NLR... Done!
Say ''go'' to fire NLR.
/fire
ERROR... NOOB DETECTED. SELF DESTRUCTING IN 3...
2...
1...
(BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM)
And so SmileyPunisher9000 (Originally NoobPunisher9000) and the noob died.
And someone saved this thread from the graveyard.
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the 419th noob tried to play mass effect 3 in real life and he died and doomed the whole world.
Few seconds later, the 420th noob sacrificed himself bringing the world back to normal.
The 421st n00b was in an elevator. He pressed the up button. The floor of the elevator went up. The ceiling did not. The 421st n00b got squished.
Kentiya / Atikyne — EE & EEU lead artist 2018-2020
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422nd n00b died in his lucid dream, and died in reality. His soul now perishes in the fiery pits of the underworld.
The 423rd noob forgot where 4 goes and got punished by his maths teacher.
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The 425th noob found out he was the 425th noob, and close to Kentiya's post number.
He wanted to be the 422th though, so he tried to kill the previous noobs when he found out they were dead. So he suicided instead.
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