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The next would be noob two seven nine
Jumped off a cliff and landed on his spine
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276th n00b ate the 277th n00b whole, and became too fat to walk. He tried to crawl but the instant he laid down he crashed through the floor.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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278th noob revived everyone who wasn't died in order, but he have to die.
278th n00b thought 279th n00b was a rock so he skipped him.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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276th n00b ate the 277th n00b whole, and became too fat to walk. He tried to crawl but the instant he laid down he crashed through the floor.
You should have been noob 280 since i was 279, but i will continue on to avoid complications.
Off topic-279th post about the 279th noob lol what a coincidence.
On topic- Noob 280 was hiding and thought he was safe, but someone dropped a safe on him.
Edit: Off topic again but 280th post about 280th noob lol
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<offtopic>Your's was 276.</offtopic>
281st n00b cut off his head because he thought he'd have all the powers of a smiley.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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<offtopic>Your's was 276.</offtopic>
281st n00b cut off his head because he thought he'd have all the powers of a smiley.
Off topic-Lol whoops looks like you are right! I omly posted 279 because tak4n posted the wrong number also
On topic-282nd noob died of embarrassment because he posted the wrong noob number!
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283rd n00b tried Minecraft in real life.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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284th n00b died of starvation because he couldn't open the pickle jar.
How the hell did I manage to mess my noob up?
285th noob killed all the noobs before him that weren't dead already.
He then went to tell all his friends that he is now a murderer, he got put into prison and killed there.
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286th n00b got a level 12 shield. All the gold fell down on him and crushed him.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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287th noob got hit by my limo this morning...
Of course he died!
288th n00b ate himself. lolwut.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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289th noob got pwned by a goldfish.
290th n00b drank some water and died from lack of oxygen.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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292th noob died by the awesome of 600th post.
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293rd n00b looked for 292nd n00b and fell off a cliff because he thought he saw him down there.
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10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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294th noob no longer plays EE. He thought that the new updates sucked.
295th n00b thought the rake was a pie.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The 296th noob shot a blue shell to the first noob. Since all the noobs ahead of him are dead, except the 294th noob, it hits him and he accidentally gets in the explosion too.
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294th noob died back in post #294. The updates were that bad.
298th and 297th n00bs banned themselves.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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299th noob stabbed his reflection. Or, rather, his reflection stabbed him.
300th n00b thought he was the 1st n00b so he killed himself with Spongebob's Gatling Gun.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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