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#151 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
The 151st noob killed the 103rd Noob, so when he killed him he started turning into a zombie so he killed himself
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#152 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
152nd n00b collected a coin and was trapped in a yellow box forever.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#153 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
Noobs 153 to 160 attend the Burning Man Festival, and go too close to the burning man. They shrivel up and die.
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#154 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
154th n00b tried to make multiple n00bs die at once but some man did not approve.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#155 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
noobs 154-160 Didn't die straight away, they had a choice from a pile of things: to get swords, buckets of water or a teleporting machine. Noobs 154 and 155 chose swords and killed each other with them to stop the pain faster.
What will noobs 156-160 choose?
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#156 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
N00b 156 chose the teleporter. He teleported into a lava pool.
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#157 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
157th n00b poured a bucket of water on his head and drowned.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#158 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
noobs 158-160 realised there were no more items, they saw another pile of items nearby so they ran to it. Noob 158 burnt to ashes on the way there. The items were: 2 sticks with a stone, and gravity gun. What will the two noobs choose to try to survive?
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#159 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
159th n00b took the gravity gun, picked up the two sticks and stone with it, and threw it into the air. The stone dropped on him and killed him.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#160 Before February 2015
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#161 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
161st n00b died by getting hit in the head with an apostrophe.
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#162 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
162nd n00b followed a trail of pennies into a lava pit.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#163 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
163rd n00b was that nub that nub that nub that nubbished himself and got killed by a banana
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#164 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
164th n00b was shot by a guy in sunglasses in a tank.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#165 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
165th n00b was killed by 166th n00b, but then came back alive and killed 166th noob, who then came back alive and then killed 165th n00b.
King N00b: We are losing troops! Call for backup!
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#166 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
166th noob used impulse 101 command. But he realized that the Citadel in City 17 exploded, and he knew it wasn't a good idea to have traveled into the HL2 and Portal universe. He crashed into the Borealis ship owned by Aperture, and was the reason it disappeared. He found a hard light bridge, and put his cheek on it. It set his hair on fire. He died.
UPDATE:
The Combine Empire is requesting reinforcements to kill the noobs. That's why they blew up the citadel, so send out a transmission for noob destruction.
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#167 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
167th n00b dug straight up and a lifetime supply of gravel came raining down on him.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#168 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
168th noob had sunglasses and a tank, however he was shot by an Indian who had a bow with a flaming explosive arrow.
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#169 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
169 n00b was turned into a frog by the blue wizard, incinerated by the red wizard, than the witch turns him into a potion of jump.
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#170 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
169th n00b was then turned into a roflcopter and crashed into 170th n00b.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#171 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
That's what I said.
172nd n00b put a portal on a box, and tried to put it through another portal, thus exploding the state.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#172 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
173rd noob was and explorer, his ultimate goal was to find 171st noob. He hit blocks of wood with his bare hands, took arrows to the knee, put a portal straight below him and straight above him and jumped in, finally after long time of searching, he found the 171st noob same place as he started. He got angry and killed 171st noob, then so he wouldn't go to jail he hanged himself.
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#173 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
174th n00b thought EX Crew was stupid, so someone killed him with a hammer that weighed 10,000 lbs.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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#174 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
175th n00b dropped his 10,000 pound hammer and killed himself because that was his life's work, building that hammer.
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#175 Before February 2015
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Re: The final battle! EE people vs 1000 n00bs!
176th n00b played around with portals and ended up with a laser bridge in his mouth.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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