Do you think I could just leave this part blank and it'd be okay? We're just going to replace the whole thing with a header image anyway, right?
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Rules are easy to understand.
You must write number of n00b and how he died.
Example :
Player 1: 1st n00b exploded
Player 2: 2nd n00b jumped on trampoline, flied in space and lost there.
Last n00b will be 1000th n00b of course.
So lets start!
1st n00b died from Sponge Bob's Gutling gun.
GG ITS OVER PINGO WINS DIDNT REALLY EXPECT THIS WOULD EVEN WORK BUT HERE WE GO ALSO I EDITED THIS A BIT LATE BECAUSE I COULDNT EDIT THIS POST BEFORE BECAUSE FORUM BUGS
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The second n00b was sparta-kicked into the Earth's core. He died instantly.
The third n00b met a nasty end involving a wire coat hanger, a swimming pool, and his skull. I'd rather not elaborate. It left me traumatized.
The fourth n00b was convinced that he would get diamonds if someone trapped him in a box.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The fifth noob does not know how to count.
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N00b no. 6 was pushed off the Burj Khalifa.
n00b no 7 is speaking in german.
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9th n00b improved and was no longer a n00b!
*BOOM*
Nevermind, he was still n00bish.
The tenth n00b fell into a well.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The eleventh n00b was shot at Lake Silencio, Utah, in 1969.
The twelfth n00b was killed by God.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The thirteenth n00b came back to life and killed the fourteenth n00b.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The fifteenth n00b was killed by a flying penguin dummy.
The sixteenth n00b was killed when the fifteenth n00b died.
The seventeenth n00b smashed himself on a wall.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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n00b 18 explo-BOOM
The 19th noob had reached the power level of over 9000 and blew up.
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The 20th noob was killed by a meteor.
Last edited by P788 (Dec 15 2012 9:51:13 pm)
12st n00b does not knoe joe tp tupe.
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22nd n00b was killed by a man in a hockey mask.
23rd n00b was a racist.
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24th n00b was hung.
@%TH NOOB HELD SHIFT WHILE TYPING>
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