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15, you summon the guards, they cured you but you goes back to the prison.
>Jump windows
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32, you break out of prison but your leg is majorly injured.
>find your house
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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93, I find my house and I get free money
>I spend my money on stuff
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86, you get a cloning machine, approved by the police and FBI.
>clone monies
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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10, you got arrested for faking moneys and goes back to prison.
>Do a plan
This is a false statement.
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98, the police realize the mistake they made, give you back all of your money, hire you as a new officer, and now girls are attracted to you.
>search for your house
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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99
find that your house has been upgraded to...
GIANT RAINBOW BLIMP OF AMAZINGNESS!!
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As you fly around, you find a huge mountain which you gently and successfully land on.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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it was not a mountain...it was....
GRUMPY MOUNTAIN MAN!
HE IS GOING TO BEAT YOU WITH BOULDERS!
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88, you throw a hatchet at him and he explodes.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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97, his insides are filled with GIANT CHOCOLATE COINS!
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92, you sell the coins for WAHN ZILLION DOLLARS
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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93 You put the WAHN ZILLION DOLLARS into stocks and made TOOH ZILLION DOLLARS
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99, THE DOLL MICHELE TURNED INTO YVONNE STRAHOVSKI!
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