My Hill

I approach the hill with worry. While I am aware of the terrible bloodshed that has throughout time befallen this hill, I must make the journey to its apex. The apex of the hill is not necessarily going to coincide with this post's apex. I apologize now in the case that you expected otherwise. I walk down the tree bordered path. Deep orange-red leaves crinkle under the shoes I wear. With every step, energy is converted from chemical to electrical to mechanical, and finally to a combination of mechanical, sound, and heat. I probably should feel terrible for contributing to the heat death of the universe, but I honestly do not care. I hear a crinkle of leaves and freeze where I stand. I look left and right and spy that which caused the fear inducing noise - a slug. It is a relatively small organism with a foot and a digestive system. I await as it crosses my path. You may be yelling at me now, how could I let such a being cross my path? My reply is simply that it was not a black cat. That is the only thing that would cause me hurry. As the slug is about halfway across the trail there is a pattering of paws on the clay-like soil. A cat runs across my path. It was a black cat. It quickly snatched up the emotionless and now bleeding slug, and dashed off into the forest.

I wept for many days over the likely death of the innocent slug. Slugs should never be killed. They are innocent creatures that only ever help people. I walk onwards with little more to impede me. About halfway to the hill's base I spy a building of many a glowing letter. It says casino. I slowly approach the construction. Its appearance constituted within me a shudder and a chill as I remember the black cat from earlier. Nevertheless I enter for what seems to be no reason other than to fufill the inclusion of a terrible attempt at humor.

I enter the casino and bet several dollars. I lose all several of the dollars in my possession. I then leave the casino.

I continue, returning to my original path. The fiery trees contrast greatly with the pale sky. The wind continually breezes and leaves scatter across the path and onto the trail. A mole falls out of a nearby tree and crushes a slug. I luckily did not witness this. The rest of the journey to the foot of the hill is largely uneventful. Fully aware of the incorrect season, I rest at the hill's beginning for many many months. After what felt like almost a year, I begin my mission to the top of the hill with the sun of summer. I cannot be happier that I brought with me a sunhat. This is invaluable to remaining cool in the heat of this season.

I finally reach the top of the hill. I walk up the stone roadway to the magnificent castle of grey stone and red shingles. I reach the front entrance, and ring the doorbell.

I wait beside the door with the hope that the jar I carry may at least be partially filled with sugar.

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dragonranger · Before February 2015

I teleport to GKA, start a match, and set fire to your mansion
My... and GKAs? Hill

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Zumza · Before February 2015

We stop the fire...
Gka you may be our Gardner and own the hill with me and Creature.

Last edited by The Doctor (Aug 17 2014 6:58:03 am)

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some woman · Before February 2015

I nuke your palace and everything explodes. Your blue phone box explodes, your bowtie explodes, your fez explodes, and then you and Creature explode. Then I hold out my foot to trip GKA and Dragonranger as they try to walk up and claim the hill.

N1KF

Zumza · Before February 2015

If palace explode then the hill explode too.
So I don't know how to resolve this situation... Let's say this happen in your fake dimension.

Last edited by The Doctor (Aug 17 2014 8:15:36 am)

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Creature · Before February 2015

I invite GKA and Dragonranger to join our hill, promising they will be safe from the bad some wolf.

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Koya · Before February 2015

I sneak up the hill and put some naegleria fowleri contaminated water into the water supply and sneak away - a few weeks later I return in a hazmat suit to find all the people on the hill dead, I lay the bodies out and pour petrol over everything and run to a save distance as I fire a flaming arrow up the hill lighting the petrol.
After a day I return once again to the sterile hill with not a single amoeba nor player left living.

My (burnt) hill

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Creature · Before February 2015

You got arrested for destruction, me and The Doctor claim another hill.

N1KF

Koya · Before February 2015

A jail didn't exist as it seems before people could do whatever they wanted and not have any consequences - so they build the jail on my hill and lock me up.

My hill

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Creature · Before February 2015

I free you from the jail and lock me and The Doctor up at the jail named as My Hill.
My Hill.

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