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I lure you out with a ham and egg sandwich.
MAI HILL
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I poison your sandwich and put it in your mouth, then i burned you.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I fart on you and have strangers complaining about your smell.
MY HILL
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I excavate the side of the hill causing a landslide
My hill
Thank you eleizibeth ^
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"Here's your hot chocolate!" your servant gave you. "Have a nice day." Once you took a sip, an announcement came over, "THE HOT CHOCOLATE IS POISONED." You hear in a megaphone.
MAI HILL
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I take your megaphone and scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" in your ear. You pass out.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I put a spider in your head, making you scream until fell down a mountain.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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The spider is still on the hill and is deadly - it bites you and you roll down the hill unconscious; I spot the hill is unoccupied and run up there squashing the spider to death by accident.
My hill.
Thank you eleizibeth ^
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The mother of the spider that you smashed is now mad because you killed her son, she bites you a lot until you die, after i exit hospital, i claim the hill and put that spider on a far and good place.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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You fell into a pit of spikes.
MAI HILL
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I float and kick you to the pit of spikes.
My hill.
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I kick you back! And I sealed the spike trap so you cant get out MWAHAHAHA. Although it is useful such as I WONT FALL IN TO IT.
MAI HILL
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You trapped me out of the spike trap, i throw you at vulcan and make you don't come back.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I lure you into a platinum cage with fake diamonds.
MAI HILL
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I stab you in the eye with the fake diamond. Turns out it's just as sharp as a real one.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I jump on you and smash your head with a fake diamond.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I jump on you like a Goomba. Wait, you are a Goomba! So that's what you mean by "Creature", huh?
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Yes, i jump at you to keep my title as Creature and bites your neck.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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How could you jump high enough to reach my neck? You're too short even to reach my belly button.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I cut your foot by pieces until i reach your head and stabs it.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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I'm smart enough to step on you when you try to cut my foot.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I respawn, get a subtractor size and decrease your height until you become little enough to step on you.
My hill.
This is a false statement.
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You're a Goomba. Goombas have no arms. How can you get a size subtractor if you have no arms?
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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With my mouth.
My hill.
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I'd imagine it would be high up on a table. And protected by the government. Plus you'd probably drop it since you only have two teeth. And I'd stomp you way before you'd get the chance to go to anywhere you could find a size subtractor.
Mine.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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