My Hill

Awesomenessgood · Before February 2015

Screw My Hill [REBOOT], my hill.

some woman · Before February 2015

I kill you like an assassin, and make a hill where you must complete every Kaizo Mario level known to mankind in able to pass in one second.

My hill.

N1KF · Before February 2015

I must complete every Kaizo Mario level known to mankind in able to pass in one second to what? I just take the hill while you're sleeping. Derp.

Derperz' hill.

Last edited by N1KF (Dec 11 2012 11:07:41 am)

some woman · Before February 2015

I wake up, kick you off, and hire guards.

My hill.

N1KF · Before February 2015

I go to "the Metabook of Laws of the Universe," and erase "medium sandy hill no. #138451626591" in page 1,152,166,835,735,362. Your hill disappears, and I write "large invincible grassy hill no. #914" in page 1,152,166,835,738,184. A large invincible grassy hill appears, and I claim it.

My hill.

some woman · Before February 2015

I come back many years later, and throw a voodoo doll in your diamond plated trash can with lava at the bottom of it. The Wall of Flesh appears, and crushes you and your mansion.

My hill.

N1KF

N1KF · Before February 2015

What? Voodoo doll? Diamond plated trash can with lava at the bottom of it? My mansion? Since when did I have those things? Without the voodoo doll or diamond plated trash can with lava at the bottom of it, you could not have done that.

My large invincible grassy hill no. #914.

some woman · Before February 2015

/turn on hilllavaer

Hill Lavaer 3000 © All rights reserved.
Turning on... 100%
Preparing Material Changer... 100%
Verifying Hill Radar... 100%
Starting Boot Completed.

/detect hills

TARGETS DETECTED:
- DERPERZ' HILL --- DEFENSE LEVEL: 0
- GOKU'S HILL --- DEFENSE LEVEL: 9001
- GOD OF HILLS'S HILL --- POWER LEVEL: (Error 604: Number not countable.)

/target derperz' hill

Locking Target... 100%
Verifying Material Changer... 100%
Verifying Lava... 100%
Waiting for order to lava hill.

/lava

Lavaing in progress...

Lavaing complete.

/shut down hilllavaer

Your hill turns into lava, and I create a new one.

My hill.

Last edited by some man (Dec 11 2012 12:14:05 pm)

N1KF

edgeofglory123 · Before February 2015

Activate fusomeman2000

Startup... 100% Complete.
Preparing recognition software... 100% complete.
Initializing... 100% complete.
Accessing memory banks...

ERROR: No memory recorded. Continue anyway?

/yes

Select target:
Some Man
Insert new...

/some man

Select attack method:

/bluerinse

Verifying location... 100% complete.
Charging blue rinse... 100% complete.
Awaiting orders.

/attack

Firing in progress...

Firing complete.

Ready another attack?

/no

Shut down?

/yes

Shutting down...

I hop out. I claim the hill, then question my non-use of the sonic screwdriver.

My hill. And xaladin if he ever plays again. He's now addicted to AdventureQuest.

N1KF

MathsMaster1999 · Before February 2015

/load OMSD

Other Machine Self Destructor loaded successfully.

/loadaddon recog

RECOG loaded.

What is your target machine?
/edgeofglory123's fusomeman2000

How do you wish to destroy "edgeofglory123's fusomeman2000"?
/atomic laser

Locating... Done!
Charging atomic laser (STAND BACK)... Done!
Ready to fire.
/go

Firing will start in 1 minute.
Do you wish to get a video uplink to the target?

/yes

Firing sequence started.

Complete.

Do you want to attack again?

/no

Shut down?

/yes

Ending applications... Done!
Turning off....

I snipe EoG and steal the sonic screwriver.
My hill.

N1KF

some woman · Before February 2015

When EoG's bluerinse hit some man, it just hit some random man somewhere in the world. I then proceed to cut the hill into two pieces, and make my own hill with a giant dome made of invincible iron around it, over it, and under it. I also make it so that you can't teleport in it. I also cover myself with armor of the same material the dome is made out of.

My hill.

Last edited by some man (Dec 12 2012 1:42:29 pm)

xaladin · Before February 2015

I eat some man.

My Hill.

edgeofglory123 · Before February 2015

@MathsMaster: This machine posed no threat to you. It is designed to kick Some Man off the hill.

@xaladin: Solon, get off Torsten's account.

I eat xaladin. My hill.

xaladin · Before February 2015

Bruce I forgot the password to Me6

some woman · Before February 2015

I cut a hole in you and EoG's heart and you both die. I then exit your stomach.

My hill.

Anch · Before February 2015

I throw a cloud at you and you fall off the hill.

My hill.

Last edited by anch159 (Dec 12 2012 6:16:06 pm)

JackXtrm · Before February 2015

I dig a tunnel under the hill, pack in some dynamite under you, and crawl out, pulling a fuse. You get the rest.

Mah Hill.

some woman · Before February 2015

I sparta kick you into a giant well, and claim the hill mine.

My hill.

Anch · Before February 2015

I camouflage and tackle you until you fall off the hill.

My hill

some woman · Before February 2015

I cut the hill into 10,000 pieces and make a hill the size of Mount Everest.

My hill.

JackXtrm · Before February 2015

The well kicked me out on top of you.

Mah ------in Hill Bro

some woman · Before February 2015

At the bottom of the hill, I find a helicopter and a portal gun. I fly up high, shoot one portal at the sun, and shoot one at you. You fall in the portal and burn up.

My hill.

edgeofglory123 · Before February 2015

I don't die. You should've known that by now. I replace my blood with acid and my bones with adamantine. I survive the process with my sword, and am now (nearly) invincible. Naturally, I break your portal gun, and kick you out of the hill. I build a fortress. I set up Stupidbot outside the castle and have him yelling, "AWOUOUOUOUH CAMBELSOOP!" That defense is enough to prevent anyone from attacking the castle.

some woman · Before February 2015

I gravity gun the fortress and Stupidbot off of the hill.

My hill.

N1KF · Before February 2015

some man wrote:

/detect hills
TARGETS DETECTED:
- DERPERZ' HILL --- DEFENSE LEVEL: 0
[...]
Your hill turns into lava, and I create a new one.
My hill.

I wrote:

I write "large invincible grassy hill no. #914" in page 1,152,166,835,738,184. A large invincible grassy hill appears, and I claim it.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, dude. Nothing can beat the invincibility ~~but the power of Hypropower(previously "Meta").~~

(Fixed) some man wrote:

/detect hills
TARGETS DETECTED:
- DERPERZ' HILL --- DEFENSE LEVEL: INFINITE ~~(still below Hyproinfinite)~~
[...]
The lava spills everywhere but on the hill, and eventually hits me, too distracted from my machine (forgot name), and burns up. The hill is still Number(1)KirbyFan10's, and the lava is protecting the borders of the hill.
Number(1)KirbyFan10's hill.

~~Hypropower is more powerful than regular power at its max, which means infinite or invincible is beatable by Hyproinfinite and Hyproinvincible.~~

Remember to ignore stuff that was striked through.

Last edited by N1KF (Dec 13 2012 1:31:25 am)

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