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Dead? PLEASE ****!
I kill you with a falcon punch.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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The chair teleported, but I wasn't sitting on it. I then come back up and kick you.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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You don't realize that the hill is undefended, and I kick you off and build a castle, complete with batlements and siege defenses.
My hill.
but that was just my hologram when you were about to kick my hologram i kicked you off the hill! And Created An Army (Clones of me) to protect the hill around and i have air force protecting the top. Also people to shield me underground also i activate a Enemy Scanner that alarms everybody when a enemy is closing in to the hill!
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I use a indestructable person as bait, and when your army goes outside to attack him, I claim the hill mine.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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But I Was Still On The Hill So Right Before You Claimed The Hill I kicked you to the indestructable person and the person was angry and started to kill you thats when my army came back and presses the Black Hole Button! *Dome Activates Around Hill me and army* Everyone outside hill gets sucked up (Indestructable person, some man)
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The black hole sucks you and your army up too, and I hop out and close the black hole.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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After hours, you decide it is safe to disable the dome. I then come out of the black hole and force you two out of the castle.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I force the rest of you out of the castle too.
My hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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I summon an army of the dead to force everybody out of the castle, making sure I had found all secrets using a scan of the building. I proceed to enter and have the army guard the castle.
My hill.
Steve comes with diamond armor and a diamond sword enchanted to Smite V and kills all the zombies.
Steve's hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Sorry. I lied. That wasn't my last post.
d) When I probably come back, it will be the same scenario a couple of pages ago. Indestructable castle? Check. Impossilbe rules? Check. Raging and desperate people? Checkitty doodah.
Bye.
Sorry. I lied. That wasn't my last post.
d) When I probably come back, it will be the same scenario a couple of pages ago. Indestructable castle? Check. Impossilbe rules? Check. Raging and desperate people? Checkitty doodah.
Bye.
That's why I did this:
The questions, POOF. They're gone. The questions and everything related to them are removed, with three conditions:
1. Nobody will post systems to prevent everybody else from getting the hill. The objective of the game is to have fun, always remember that.
2. Nobody will post stupid posts like "My hill, because I can.", that are made with absolutely no effort, and/or are completely stupid. Have you ever made a very long post about getting the hill, and the next poster just says "My hill, because I just said so."? That's just unfair.
3. Nobody will moderate/void or anything like that if everyone is respecting the points stated above.
This is to stop everybody from trying to kill this game. This thread is one of the oldest ones here in the forum, and I don't want it to end because of some stupid things.
If someone does what you said, the questions will come back, and I can stop the people from doing that.
Continuing the game...
Steve comes with diamond armor and a diamond sword enchanted to Smite V and kills all the zombies.
Steve's hill.
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I accidentally let the Metafield String fall in a hole of boiling lava, so I can't jump in. I'll have to do this the old fashion way...
While I'm on vacation, I'm playing baseball. I accidentally hit Steve from a home run. While Steve's stunned, I hit another ball to knock him off. Steve' unconscious, so I also put him in the pit of boiling lava.
My hill.
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I Throw the Hill Next to my home in the Aether
My Hill.
You can't throw hills, but whatever.
I get water and still lava to collide, to get obsidian. I make a portal to the Nether. I get some glowstone dust, and craft it into glowstone. I go back, make a portal to the Aether, and enter. Once I find it, I just destroy whatever the hill's on top of. Thankfully, the hill is made of sand, so if falls back to the overworld. I fall back too, into the water. I claim the hill.
My hill.
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A paradox happens and Team Derp is reunited.
Team Derp's hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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Team Derp is some man and N1KF. Amirite? So, for some man, I rip your heart out with a spoon. And N1KF, I knock you out with a baseball. I toss you into the lava pit. I exchange my sword for a sonic screwdriver. My sword is in my bag. which is BIGGER ON THE INSIDE! YEAAAAAAAAAAH! I have a sonic screwdriver equipped. WEUW WEUW WEUW! I lock the gate. The guard is the guy who says WEOAOAOAOAOAOH CAMBELSOOP.
I Eat the Hill
My Lunch.
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I summon the Greek Gods down and force them to all attack you with their mightiest power and force, and drown you in your own blood, saliva, urine, and puke.
My hill.
(Here's the list of Team Derp members. This is yet to include some man, and may include spambots until the 15th/last day of any month is reached.)
I make a Metabeam that is powerful enough to defeat the Greek gods, while they need to rest for an hour or two. While they're unconscious, I drop pills in their mouths that make them follow me. I pour water on them, and they wake up. I command them to defeat KRAZYMAN50, and the hill awaits the derperz.
Derperz' hill. (A derper is the word for any Team Derp member.)
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