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After a period of peace, with the hill in possession of Team Fortress (I, Geist and Levelbuilder0728) for about a month, the destruction and gore came back! It's our job to stop the others to reclaim the hill!
I call Goku and he launches a Genki Dama so powerfull that destroys Eggman and all of his creations. And the hill.
So I build a indestructible hill and a indestructible fortress on top of it. To guard the hill we have Goku, James Bond, Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee, Dumbledore, Masterchief, Vegeta, Gandalf, Darth Vader and the Seal Team 6. The fortress is prepared against nuclear strikes, is protected with a indestructible forcefield, and is protected from the ground with a indestructible floor. In other words, it's 140% invasion-proof.
We have a food and drink making machine, lots of computers and Xbox 360s so we can spend OVER 9000 years in here that no one will die (by hungry, dehydration or boredom).
I place the Team Fortress' flag in the top of the fortress' highest tower.
Our hill (I, Geist and Levelbuilder0728).
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I put up some barbed wire too, only to accidentally trap myself.
Me and Robotnik (I cloned him 9001 times before I claimed the previous hill) show up at your hill and set up an electric fence, but also get trapped on your side of the hill. We team up with Geist and launch a massive attack, killing Team Fortress. Also, after killing you, Robotnik builds all of his creations again.
We also bribed your "guards", with the promise of iWay cookies.
Our hill (Geist, me and the 9001 copies of Robotnik).
Despite this somewhat tremendous accomplishment, the Elite falls from his hideout (in a tree) and lands on another bear-trap. The other eleven die from shock.
Next to post gets hill, but will step on a landmine later.
( on page 80...)
Huh? What just happened?
Oh well...
I dash to the nearest deli and order a smoked pork sandwich, I then take a bus to a theater and eat my lunch on the bus. Once at the theater, I pickpocket a wallet and use the to attempt to bribe you of the hill. Unfortunately, as I trudged up the hill towards you I stepped in the landmine and left a crater in the hill.
Still your hill...
i ride my pet dolphin to the top of the hill and kick you all down
dolphins hill
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I wake up and run to the hospital again.
Still dolphin's hill
Steals Brawler's dolphin.
The hill is once again ours (Geist, me and the 9001 copies of Robotnik).
I'll just... drink some cocoa in the sitting room and cook up more schemes.
LOLWUT?
I place a landmine so the next poster steps in it...
*steps on mine*
Robotnik... avenge.... my death.... and kill....the perpetr,,,,,,
RIP Me.
8th August 2011-4th November 2012.
i set the hill on fire and kill everyone
someones hill
I pick up the torch you discarded and light the hill ablaze.
My hill.
The funeral director discovers I faked my death. I find your new hill and shower it with grenades. It blows up, with you on it.
I then enter a parallel universe and build a new hill. I then leave one of the Robotnik clones behind to incinerate the access box.
I also find GLaDOS, and make her chief guard.
My (parallel) hill.
I get excited when I see the other hill and I run off to tell my friends about it, leaving my hill open.
Open hill.
Me and Robotnik (I cloned him 9001 times before I claimed the previous hill) show up at your hill and set up an electric fence, but also get trapped on your side of the hill. We team up with Geist and launch a massive attack, killing Team Fortress. Also, after killing you, Robotnik builds all of his creations again.
We also bribed your "guards", with the promise of iWay cookies.Our hill (Geist, me and the 9001 copies of Robotnik).
Stealing team members, eh?
Also your massive attack failed to pass the indestructible forcefield.
Still our hill (Me, Levelbuilder0728 and Geist).
Conditions of the hill - In the another post.
I summon a hole in the forcefield. I insert a bio-bomb. It eliminates you and 100% of germs, and is contained by the impenetrable forcefield! And to prevent a "but you died" from MathsMaster, I have a sword that raises me from the dead among many other uses. So, I place sentry guns at every window, mine the outer yard, and prevent the hill from being tunneled-under. Safe and sound, I eat an Oh Henry bar. (That's almost as obscure as a cheese danish for really delicious things, right?)
My hill (and Team Blaze.)
"I summon a hole in the forcefield [...]"
"[...] the impenetrable forcefield [...]"
A wild paradox appeared!
Since your plan fails because a inpenetrable forcefield can't be penetrated, you give up.
Still our hill (I, Geist and Levelbuilder0728).
Conditions of the hill - In the another post.
I dig a hole under the force field, and into your fortress. I find a private area with a password, and I try "12345." Surprisingly, it worked, and I accidentally started a nuke. The alarm is hearable throughout the whole small planet.
P788 and his team goes off in his ship, and it exits the force field. I look for stuff that could help me, in the pile of junk. I find a grappling hook so I shoot it to the wing of the ship. The nuke goes off right when I'm far away enough for it not to hurt me.
I noticed that four fifths of the fortress was a ship, so it de-attached and took off. I found the entertainment room and eating room. Ah yes, a computer in the entertainment room! I lived to post this, but the hill is gone by now. I also found some Legos in here, and I got enough to make a life-sized hill.
P788 and his team hasn't noticed me in the ship yet, nor the hill of Legos. I stand proudly on top of the hill, and nobody on the planet survived, but me, and P788's team.
My hill.
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By the way, a magic sword can enter a forcefield, just not enough to enter by myself. And I only sustained it for 30 seconds. It wasn't impossible, just difficult. Anyway, technically I can't die yet, so I throw you off the hill, build a Lego castle on it, add Hero Factory guards, and retreat to my Lego planet-model to plot.
My hill (and Team Blaze, who aren't active.)
Awww... Legos! I parachute off of the ship and at the base of the hill. I collect enough Lego bricks to re- create the Lego Grand Emporium set, life size. Unfortunatly for you I "accidentally" took the main support brick to build my set. The hill collapses and you are buried and compacted in the Legos, which are then sold on E-Bay along with some stale Poptarts.
Then I buy a large Mexican style burrito, large enough to make a hill.
My burrito hill. Available for a bargain of coupons to the nearest textile industry.
I hire Kirby to eat the hill. He becomes Burrito Kirby. I eat him.
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I make a hill made out of every single Kaizo Mario game in the world that nobody can complete and donate it to T. Takemoto.
T. Takemoto's hill.
10 years and still awkward. Keep it up, baby!
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When Kirby eats food, he gains health, and gets no ability. Instead of gaining the Burrito ability, he gains enough health power to punch you into space, for trying to eat him.
Meanwhile, I dig my way out of the Legos. While Geist is at the top of his tower building his tower, I "accidentally" took the base Legos holding Geist's tower up. It falls over, and the pile of the Lego blocks from it is considered a hill. I take the hill.
Geist was at the top of his tower, reaching high in space. He realized that he had left the gravity of the ship, and is floating around in space.
Luckily for you two, Geist and some man find each other and team up. They space-swim for a while, until they reach the closing planet, Planet Xeronothee. Oddly, there is signs of Number1KirbyFan there.
Back at the ship: My hill.
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I destroy your ship using a UFO found on the planet that you spoke of. I try to create an island out of thin air, but unsuccessful, am I. Therefore, I paint my UFO to make it look like a hill. And I stand on it.
My hill.
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Drat, N(1)KF, you posted right before i posted.
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Basically inactive but I'll come in sometimes and yeah who the funk am I kidding I don't visit here anymore. check out my totally legit avi tho I made it when I was like 14
Best of luck to you all in your lives. Thanks for all the good times.
~greg³
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The ship is super big, and a fraction (1/20) is still left. As a big coincidence, the last 1/20 contains me and P788. I pay P788 all my money to attack my own UFO. P788 shoots you down, and you're left on a UFO crumb with a seat floating in space, towards Planet Xeronothee with Geist and some man. I still have my Lego hill, and I use the rest of the Legos (and other building blocks) to make shields.
My Lego hill.
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