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i eat fish
My hill.
I can't die (I am skullz).
I give you more fish until you choke. Then slap you with a fish and you fall down the hill.
My hill.
thx for sig bobithan
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"Members of the First Alliance, destroy!"
We enlarge the hill to make it a mountain. PERMANENTLY!
Our mountain.
I upgrade the mountain then its indestructable.
Our (upgraded) mountain.
I are back.
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*builds many defenses around the hill*
Our mountain.
I fire the sun on the mountain, then i when everybody is dead AGAIN! i make a new hill again and start a secret alliance. (you can join if you want)
My hill. (yours to if you join )
I unite with my army of Cnidarians and sneak onto the hill without you seeing. Technically, you were watching. But an army of jellyfish is impossible to perceive as the average person would not expect an army of walking jellyfish to walk upon a hill. Therefore, as your eyes sent messages to the brain, your brain basically said "**** this ****, this is impossible. I'll just tell this guy that there's nothing there, those eyes ought to lose the marijuana..."
And so me and my Cnidarians are murdering you in your sleep, and things like that. While we're doing that, the hill is slowly getting angry at us, thus rendering itself pink, making it invisible to us. You know, it's not likely to see a pink hill. So we perceived it as not there. Now I have the hill, and it's an invisible hill. It appears as though I'm walking in mid air. Haters gonna hate.
Mien Hill.
I bleach the coral, sic Spongebob on the jellies, and trick you into making out with the anemones, burning your lips raw. Ratburntro then closes a garage door on them.
My hill.
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I summon more mud to fall on you, creating after the mud dries, a mountain.
Our mountain
I build a force field all over the mountain
Our Mountain.
I are back.
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I destroy all of the dried mud, kill haze, kill mage, and place my flag
Our hill
Last edited by ChaosDemon (Mar 3 2012 8:32:27 pm)
I sneak near the relatively large hill, hiding behind small bushes and piles of leaves. As the sun is setting over the citrus sky, I silently laugh to myself. It is almost the dark time of the night- the time in which the predators come out. Namely, me.
I turn my attention to the hill, which has the shadow of an enormous oak tree or two cast upon it creating an eerie darkness. I abruptly stop laughing, thus creating an awkward silence, a silence of sorts that's relatively silent, but allows me to hear the croaking of frogs and chirping of crickets in the wet, muddy bog nearby, also surrounded by a forest of trees. It's become dark, and I prepare to make my moves.
Just above the hill I see a dark figure; a Demon, possibly. Even by looking at it, it seems like it could be made of pure Chaos (c wat i did thar). I get close to it, and with my dark cloak which camouflages me in the dark night, I slowly walk torwards the figure. Just near it is the corpse of what looks like a magical being, like a wizard, and a disappearing haze of fog. As soon as the haze disappears the figure stares at me with its eyes.
I make my way straight torwards it with my Swiss Army Knife which I inherited from... doesn't matter. I lunge at it, and am suddenly petrified by its stare. I then get sort of bored and so I kill it.
Mein Hill.
I put concrete on you.
Our concrete mountain.
I make the concrete mountain indestructable.
Our indestructable concrete mountain.
I are back.
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I hired a MILLION guards.
Added some AWESOME dust on the top.
Our indestructable concrete superbly guarded awesome mountain.
I started using cocain, so i was indestructable high and could do anything WITH MAH LAZORR PEW PEW PEW BOOOOOOM I'M SO HIGH PEW PEW, BOOM EVERYTHING ON HILL EXPLODES PEW PEW EVERYBODY DEAD PEW PEW!!!!
MAH HILL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!
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(insert several paragraphs like I did previously, this time of how I pretty much assassinate everyone atop the hill)
My hill.
...
(insert several paragraphs like I did previously, this time of how I pretty much assassinate everyone atop the hill.Yoge's AWESOME INDESTRUCTABLE MOUNTAIN!
Why thank you
Last edited by Yoge (Mar 4 2012 9:44:09 am)
I do the impossible like in mission impossible and destruct your hill.
May hill
I punch everyone in the face
im confused
I are back.
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I unconfuse you,
ME HILL
You just helped me now i push you off your hill to the ocean with sharks
Our Mountain
I are back.
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I cut the mountain in half
My hill
I can't believe that everyone forgot that I AM THE HILL!
MYSELF HILL
I cast an unhill spell from my chaotic hands
I then kill my partner because he is no help
My hill
So Alliance anyone?
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