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Became a ghost, manages to return from the dead via a few hexes.
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^ Inserted a lava pit, then... "REDUCIO"
It shrank the hill, twin802 then gets unbalanced and falls in. then took away the pit.
I say "Piatotum Locomoto" and an army of terra cotta warriors guard me.
Then, "Engorgio!" and the hill is normal.
My normal hill.
XTRA: Almost had a hangover.
Last edited by The Smirking Mage (Dec 31 2011 11:36:14 am)
i change the normal hill into ghost hill you fall off i change back and i win.
MY HILL K PPL
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^ Horcrux forgetter, became alive...
^ AVADA KEDAVRA! (Pwned Dragonranger.)
My Hill.
Snuck up the hill then pushed you off. (Then you fell to the lava pit...)
My Hill.
*Turns out that s1mple was on an active volcano and it erupted while he was on it*
*On the real hill*
My hill.
I threw you off the real hill.
My Hill.
201st Post
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^ IMPERIO!
I now control s1mple and I make him/her get run over by a car near the hill.
Ow.
After a month in the hospital I snuck up and kicked you far away. 1bigsmile1
My Hill. (222th post)
You sold your soul for a doughnut and now you have to play Stairs and Elevator levels for all of eternity.
My hill.
At Last I finished the whole staircase level....
I got SOOOOOO~ Angry...
I also did what you did to me.
My Hill.
I tell you that 30 miles to the east of the hill is a suitcase with millions of currency, and because the entire human race really is incredibly greedy you fall for it, and leave the hill.
I set up a gigantic steel base upon the hill with turrets at each corner, and a gunman at each tower, set and ready.
...
My hill.
I became a spy, attacked one of your soldiers and replaced his clothes with mine.
Also got the gun, joined a group, nobody notices me. I snuck up to your throne and when I said there's an Invader (which is me) I killed you with a gunshot then told everyone, it's too late.
I sat on your throne and because I sat there, your soldiers cannot kill me.
My Hill.
I became a spy, attacked one of your soldiers and replaced his clothes with mine.
Also got the gun, joined a group, nobody notices me. I snuck up to your throne and when I said there's an Invader (which is me) I killed you with a gunshot then told everyone, it's too late.I sat on your throne and because I sat there, your soldiers cannot kill me.
My Hill.
Oh my well that was creative.
I would make a revenge post on how to get you off that throne but that would take a long time of strategic plan making.
I'll go for it.
Part 1: The Waiting.
MaxDG waits hours on end for the soldiers, gunmen, even the hand scanner (at the entrance to his royal, grand room at the center of his ecstatically decorated castle, which was once called by him a base (But he had towers at he corners so he realized it should be a castle) to completely forget about him. Even his nemesis, who thought he was so simply intelligent, forgot about him. Part one complete.
Part 2: The fall.
Max had waited hours for this moment.
Around here you might be expecting some huge paragraph.
But No.
I dug a hole at the door to the castle.
You walk out, fall in.
I take the throne.
My hill.
Yeah I was going to be cool and write like 30 parts and a whole story but someone would have taken the post before me, yeah xD
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Jan 1 2012 10:20:39 pm)
Just a hole...?
I got my rope ladder and threw it 20kph (JK ).
I climbed up, smacked you and threw you to our jail, where there was no windows (at the walls.), just a door w/ a jailed window.
Oh and it's guarded by 4 soldiers, 24/7. (exchanging places.)
My Hill.
I'm going to have to work at this one.
Okay, I'll write some huuuuge story about how I- OH WAIT
YOU DIDN'T SPECIFY WHAT THE DOORS WERE MADE OF, HAHA.
I kick down the MEETTTAAALLL (frown) doors (using the diamond steel tipped shoes I had snuck in with me), sneak past the soldiers who fell asleep ( I forced them to fall asleep using an unusual form of hypnosis), and sneak up on you, throw you down the hole agaaaiin. This time it's deeeper due to erosion. it was raining, yes. and windy. I cover the hole with a welcome mat (The hole is right in front of the door).
I take the thrown inside my lovely castle.
My hill.
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Jan 1 2012 10:36:26 pm)
Oops, sorry, special metal. (You may wanna edit ur post.)
FYI, the soldiers exchange places fast, and 24/7.
My Hill. (still)
EDIT: Whoa wait a sec, A welcome mat?! How about the poor visitors? 1xd1
Last edited by s1mple (Jan 1 2012 10:35:30 pm)
Okay, my post is edited.
Yes, I sort of rushed it out didn't I? :/
My hill now?
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Jan 1 2012 10:37:52 pm)
Ok, OK, you got it, I sold your diamond shoes and for the hole I climbed the ladder up again (This time it's metal.), and because I have your soldiers, I commanded one to bring you into a deep, Deep, DEEP Dungeon.
My Hill.
Okay this is getting tiring.
And with this whole castle thing and the soldiers it's gonna get nearly impossible to get the hill.
Anyone else want to try? I'm never gonna get out of this dungeon... XD
EDIT: Because apparently the key was inside my jail cell in the dungeon.
I reach for it.
I obtain it. It's covered in algae. Well that's disgusting and random. I insert it in the lock, I open the door. My journey outside the dungeon is long and tiresome, as the hallway that leads to the ascending stairway to the surface is nearly a mile long.
On my way out, I see a few soldiers along the way. They remember me as that one man who fed them pumpkin pie while out on duty, they don't go after me.
When I'm out of the dungeon, I'm in the Northwest tower. The throne room or whatever it's called is to the left of the southeast tower. I work my way along the castle walls on the inside, because the turrets are always pointed to the directions outside of the castle.
I stop at the northeast tower to find a knight, asleep, and so I take is shield, and sword. funny thing is is I have no idea where the knight came from because I only rented soldiers for this castle.
I get to the left of the southeast tower, and there's the red and gold door, as grand as I remembere it. I walk in, and...
Threw the shield at S1mple's head.
I take the thrown.
My hill
Last edited by MaxDG/MXIII (Jan 2 2012 7:53:18 pm)
Edit your post. (HINT: The key is inside for ya 1bigsmile1 )
Steal it~ I'm bored being alone.
Previous post edited, and yes that means it's my hill.
I cut off MaxDG/MXIII's feet so he can no longer walk, then i throw MaxDG/MXIII off the hill. Finally I put a magical shield around the hill so only I can approach the hill.
I would be able to confront you like this, but, I have a few questions:
1. By around the hill, do you mean a spherical shield, wrapping around it, or only as walls?
2. Can you get my castle off the hill? I want it back.
Its impossible to put a magical shield around the hill, so everybody can approach.
Throws an bomb when you were on the hill and you died, i was too lazy to climb the hill so its a hill for sale
I buyed the hill.
My Hill.
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