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:O Wow. Too bad, it was one of my clones out of 1000. I threw you into the pit and let dogs poo there. All of my clones conquered the hill.
My hill.
I dug myself out of the pit, and as revenge, sent a nuke at the hill. The hill blew up, all your clones died.
No more hill.
The hill regenerated and I conquered it.
My hill.
I shot you with a shotgun.
My regenerated hill.
I have a bulletproof armor. I let you eat the cockroach salad and you fainted.
My hill.
I wake up. I sneak behind you, and knock you out with a baseballbat. Then i take a knife, and cut your throat. Just in case, i shoot you in the face with my shotgun. Then i bury you deep underground.
My hill.
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I came back to life. Now I can't be killed. I ordered someone to take you to the land of cabbages and let you sign a contract to be the owner of that land. While you weren't around, I conquered the hill.
My hill.
I use my telekinetic powers and launch you to Venus, because it rhymes with your favorite thing on the world.
Edit: Whoopsie, my hill ;-)
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I go on top of the hill since Red never said 'my hill'.
I go on top of the hill, cause a massive intensity 10 earthquake, and then destroy the world with it. I then find another world, kill their leader, have their hordes defend my hill.
My alien Hill.
Pretty sure in this game you're not allowed to get invincibility... including alien invincibility.. or destroy the actual hill.. anyways:
I use a time machine to reverse all that had been done by you, and right before you cause the massive intensity earthquake, I slap you in the face and kick you off the hill.
My REAL hill.
I steal 1 of your cookies, and throw it in a river. You jump in the river to save it, and drown. ( lol )
My hill.
I steal 1 of your cookies, and throw it in a river. I jump in the river to save it, and drown. ( lol )
Killcreek's hill.
My hill.
I hit Killcreek off the hill with a roundhouse kick.
My hill.
A guy named Finn I. S. Hornelius revived me using his special healing powers, I swam up (with my cookie), I throw the cookie at Lord of Cabbage to get his attention, and then I knock him out with a sledgehammer. I then proceed to kick him into the river I was in, and shooting Finn I. S. Hornelius. My Hill.
I suddenly come out of the blue like Snake coming out of a box, and I jump on Flare like Mario jumping on a Goomba. I use mind control to rule the Hill until I am killed. My hill.
I play with frogs
My hill
(Since Chidore never really went on the hill...)
I cut Mario943's head off and uses his spikes as a back-scratcher, while climbing up the hill.
My hill.
My head reforms and kills Flare by using God. My hill.
I knock Mario out with a hammer, steal his super running shoes, and run to New Zealand. I then put him in the ocean. I run all the way back to the hill and climb to the top. My hill with running shoes :3
I am a psychokineticist and I use my psychokinesis to move you off the hill. (I crush your insides as well, leaving you as a bloody pulp) (All that, and without touching you).
I then create a psychokinetic barrier around the sphere that crushes all who touch or pass it.
My psychokinetic hill fortress
Yet again, I'm pretty sure you're not allowed to give yourself invincibility, so I use the same tactics... again.
I die, I become ashes, I revive myself from my ashes, I use a time machine to go back in time to the moment you were about to use psychokinesis, and I knock you out with a hammer. I then throw you into the Atlantic Ocean. My hill.
I slap you in the face. You fly off the hill again.
My hill.
I kick you off and you fell to the pit I made for you.
My hill.
I dig myself out the pit again. I sneak behind you, and knock you out with a baseball bat. I tie you up, and set you on fire. I wait until you have burned for about 10 min, Put some salt on you, and eat you. ( remember, i killed all of your clones already )
My hill.
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