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Deetz

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A Trip to :)

First of all, let's clarify. This is not a new story. I wrote this when I was maybe 8, and being very immature. I found it in a sort of junk drawer, and I had to post it. So, without further ado...

A Trip to

"The thing with the thing ate the cow." So I went to to eat the cow. Nobody was on the plane, including the captain, so the plane fell out of the sky and blew up. Good thing nobody was on it. I went on my plance (which was full) and danced the whole way to . In , I was hot because it was right next to the Reverse Eqator. This is by South Africa, and in a one mile radius everything is like 10000000000000000000 degrees. Don't worry, my hotel had air conditioning. On Threesday I went to the waitraunt which is like a restraunt except you never geet food, so I went to the restraunt and got some fake sushi. There are no sushi chefs in . I went to the waterpark and went down the slide. I swallowed some water and now am throwing up. On Yesterday, I started bleeding profusely out of my nose so I wiped off the blood but it kept coming back. I went to see the cow mentioned earlier but he got slaughtered to make beef. I cried. Then I went to the restraunt and got a burger. On my plane trip back, the plane crashed into the ocean and we used the wing as a raft. I cannibalized the captain. Mmmm burger. I'm going back to someday, it was fun.

What do y'all think?

Arceus64

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Re: A Trip to :)

Well obviously the burger you ate was the cow, it would make some sense. And what happened to you at the water park? You shouldn't leave just cause you throw up, that wouold be such a waste of tickets, don'tcha think?

And where were you, if you were near South Africa? Madagascar? Botswana? Those countries are struggling right now, the air conditioning bill must've been pretty high to pay off any foreign king debts.

Deetz

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Re: A Trip to :)

Like I said, it's in South Africa. But not in South Africa. It's

Arceus64

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Re: A Trip to :)

seems an awful lot like Namibia.

Deetz

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Re: A Trip to :)

Coincidence. Hadn't heard of namibia when I was 8.

rocktheworld313

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Re: A Trip to :)

Wow, unbelievably sensical