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every1 with a joke post here
heres a good 1 i like
Did you hear about the giant who threw up?
It?s all over town!
and
Excuse for not going to school
A mother walks up to her sons room, and wakes him up
SON: ??But mum! i dont want to go to school today!??
MOTHER: ??Okay then, give me two good reasons why you shouldnt go to school??
SON: ??Well, because Kids hate me, and because teachers hate me!??
MOTHER: ??Not good enough??
SON: ??Ok, you give me two GOOD reasons why i SHOULD go to school??
MOTHER: ??One, because youre 45 years old, Two, because you are the principal??
also
There were three boys.. Shutup, Manners and Poop.
One day they were walking through a park and Poop fell down a sewer.
Manners stayed to help him while Shutup went for help.
He came across a policeman.
?What?s your name?? asked the policeman.
?Shutup,? he replied.
?Excuse me?!? the policeman exclaimed.
?Shutup. S-H-U-T-U-P.?
?Where are your manners young boy?!?
?Down in the sewers, picking up Poop!!!

Last edited by xxjmasterxx (Mar 6 2011 4:45:25 am)

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Re: jokes

^many variations to that joke.

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